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General William Wesborland

@warandzevon.bsky.social
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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
getting mad at the film adaptation of journey to the west because it's not historically accurate. sun wokeong
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There is literally no way to find a real life fox that attractive and that’s sort of the dealbreaker for folks, most real life foxes just want to eat chickens and not be sexy
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
US Navy Ship Mogged! Private shippers suezmaxxing
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"adam tooze comes out as a treatler" You bolt awake in the shores of Little St James. You are not online. It is 1997 AD. You are the Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The financial industry must not be deregulated
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 31/01/2026
it doesn't sit well with me that they're gonna take those uniforms off
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/01/2026
america is more divided than it's ever been. only one thing still unites us across all cultural, racial, religious, and economic lines: universal recognition that Cape Feare is the best sideshow bob episode
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/01/2026
rumor has it the millennial front office is desperate to trade jd vance to whichever generation will take him. they're working the wires, especially targeting gen x and boomers, and are open to any deal for a politician to be named later. no chance of getting an actual prospect in return
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Ed @ed3d.net · 10/11/2025
I think that, fundamentally, ending the shutdown without a commitment that congress actually controls how money is spent in this country is Very, Very Bad but I am being thoroughly polarized away from that position's salience by the monstrous behavior of the sephiroth-posters who want starved kids
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
how you feel about waymo seems like a good test case to delineate between serious critiques of new tech vs ludditism
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I’m just gonna say it: I think there was a whole genre of academic pseudo-activism about how the university itself was conservative/colonial/needed to be abolished etc that was the political equivalent of ZIRP. Like it just feels absurd these days.
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne lifting Randy Rhoads in the air.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19/06/2025
Many years later, as he faced the editorial board, Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani was to remember that distant afternoon when his father told him to abolish ICE
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
hiring the Inception crew to enter Chuck Schumer's mind palace and murder the Baileys
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Yakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/05/2025
the hard truth is, millions of young men in america are addicted to gambling on their phones. if we want to recapture their demographic we must pass legislation that makes it illegal for them to lose at gambling
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XaiaX ̆̈ (🎃) @xaiax.net · 16/05/2025
Burning plantation house with a smiling general sherman pasted into the foreground.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
the ghost of Harry Truman got so mad at your A-bomb discourse he was like "fuck it, the ship's yeeting another jet"
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 11/04/2025
Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy
A screen cap of an article hed with a photo of a chef in a stainless steel kitchen, peaking potatoes. There are 6 additional chefs working in the background.

The headline is “Diet of Worms will help us survive climate change, say top chefs”.

The post is a play on the famous Edict of Worms, issued by the Diet of Worms, which condemned Martin Luther as a heretic.
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Dmytro Spivakov @dmytro-spivakov.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
> “Defi” > look inside > three dollars in a trench coat
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
a fine @cartoonshateher.bsky.social piece as ever, and I'm going to make a tenuous argument that the filming of U.S. 'reality' shows *and* the sitcoms based on them played a big role in convincing people to take obviously staged footage as real. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/context-th...
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Context: This Person Literally Set Up a Phone to Film This
All online video content needs to be viewed with an important realization: it wasn't filmed by accident.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
a truck of rice sure would come in handy now
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Smoot and Hawley, eat your heart out!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
why is it that i have to have sympathy for someone who did something, specifically and intentionally, to harm me and the people i love
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
people will come on this website and say anything. "Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg was a liberal". no he wasn't. that isn't true.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
i dont think you can know why democrats lost by going to a website run by the guy decapitating our government and then reading whatever the algorithm feeds you
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
If the Democratic leadership in Congress does not want to use democracy, we would like to borrow it for a time.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 31/01/2025
the great khan of the plains has let it be known that oathbreakers, seditionists and men and women without honor shall never be allowed to ride with the khanate
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Ed @ed3d.net · 28/01/2025
the defect in your brain that makes you attempt to spread your depressive thoughts and make others conform to them is one that a moral person fights against
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/01/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I really hope Shane MacGowan got to hear the good news before he passed.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
HANNIBAL: Perhaps the only true freedom is no fear of consequence or moral transgression. The man with lines he will not across is comfortable with some form of slavery. TONY: I’m not fuckin paying for the full hour if you talk more than I do
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regular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes. Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Pig Trouble in Little Canada
Twitter screen cap: “The State Patrol is investigating a single-vehicle rollover crash, involving a semi and trailer (carrying livestock), eastbound 694 to northbound 35E in Little Canada. There are no injuries at this time. The cause of the crash is under investigation. Find an alternative route.”

Following is a picture of pigs chilling on the road
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
gimme the bleat boy and shear my soul lol I wanna get lost in your sheep fields oh and dr
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
Love that totk opens with mumm-ra the ever living
Mummy from tears of the kingdomMumm-ra from thundercats
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Cheap Trick’s Robin Zander has two children named Robin Taylor and Robin-Sailor, and I am pretty sure that should be illegal
Wikipedia screenshot from Robin Zander’s entry stating: As of 2018, Zander lives in Safety Harbor, Florida with his wife, former Playboy Playmate Pamela Stein. Zander and Stein have a son, Robin Taylor Zander, and a daughter, Robin-Sailor Zander;both are singer-songwriters.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 16/05/2023
Tim Robinson, from the Ghost Tour sketch in I Think You Should Leave, with tears in his eyes. There is a large speech bubble below him indicating that he is speaking the words in the quoted post
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General William Wesborland @warandzevon.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
once again thinking about how dream theater, the worlds least engaging metal band, released a live album on 9/11/01 with an album cover of the towers burning
Original cover of Live Scenes from New York by Dream Theater, which features an image of the World Trade Center engulfed in flames
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