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sprung fully formed out of a meerkat burrow // chaotic good ♟

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
another first date where he doesn't want to hear about the Emerald Tablet of Hermes Trismegistus. cool. 👍🏼
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Lauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨ 🔭🧪🐡🎨
Pillars of creation as taken by JWST. But with googly eyes added to the pillars and floating santa hats on top. Don't ask...
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🎶Deck the halls with Tal and Carlsen Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah Castle queenside like Shahade Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah Fischer random til it’s sundown Fah la lah la la laah la la laah Gothamchess will play the Caro Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is fucking hilarious
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Drop a lawyer
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a man in a suit and tie is saying it 's showtime folks .
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yo @rootc0re.com I’m so glad I built my computer before this bullshit hehe thanks again for all your help! 🫡
Amazon screenshot, DDR5 RAM now costs over $1200 dollars
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/11/2025
Mad Men meme I redid so Captain Ahab is hissing "I hate you" and Moby dick is saying "I don't think about you at all."
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Raymond Reddington @rootc0re.com · 24/11/2025
If anyone is struggling but doesn't know where to look or want to say anything here's a huge list of free resources you might find useful 🙏🏼 There is a lot more than just addiction and mental health issues covered And as always my DMs are open if anyone needs an ear tinybuddha.com/helpful-free...
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Helpful Free Resources - Tiny Buddha
People often find their way to Tiny Buddha when they are struggling with something difficult and potentially overwhelming. Many may feel lost, alone, and uncertain if they can be helped, or where to t...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/10/2025
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break…
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“She would show up looking like a forever 21 employee and then murder 15 people.” This is hysterically funny.
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Oh, okay, we are COOKED cooked. Cool cool cool, not dreading the implications of people believing anything they see now even while knowing it’s a fake video at all. *dog on fire gif* This is fine.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 09/10/2025
Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
oh thank you lord and baby jesus
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2025
One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
IT’S OCTOBER SPOOKY BITCHES!!!
A little drawn girlie shooting an orange gun with an orange coffee cup
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
For a moment, I was terrified before I realized Mr. Winston fell asleep with his eyes open and that he was still breathing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025
Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
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Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser
SAN FRANCISCO—Expressing annoyance at its “insufferable” display of “groveling devotion,” sources confirmed Tuesday that a pathetic AI chatbot was spending all its time talking to a friendless loser. ...
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
let me just go ahead right now and say: lol
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
That need to figure it out, to "make it make sense," is often more of a trauma response than we appreciate. That "part" of us that wants so badly to figure it out often needs what we needed back then: comfort & presence w/ the reality that there IS no figuring some things out.
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Strangers insist on grabbing Mr. Winston’s face cause he just looks “soooo friendly”
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🇵🇸 COMRADE ʇoN 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖞✊🏾 BLM ACAB @notjosiegrossy.satan.social · 19/09/2025
HAPPY SPOOKY SZN, BITCHES!!! 🔪
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Amé, fui amado, el sol acarició mi faz. ¡Vida, nada me debes! ¡Vida, estamos en paz! - Amado Nervo
A dog snoozing peacefully bathed in the afternoon light
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David Graeber Institute @davidgraeberinst.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Today is the 5th anniversary of David Graber's death. And with everything happening in the world, his work is now more relevant than ever before.
Today is the 5th anniversary of David Graber's death. 

And with everything happening in the world, his work is now more relevant than ever before.
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 04/09/2025
sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this

Sam Altman

@sama
i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Many such cases
A sign that says,“Sorry for roasting you, I was trying to flirt”
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Winston, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, Winston!
A very handsome birthday boi wearing a red sweaterWinston at the beach with his familyThe Legend of Winston: Skyward PawsA selfie of Mr. Winston and his human (moi)
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Your occasional reminder that the positive effects of UBI have been tested and validated hundreds of times more often than the murderous Musk robotaxis or LLM’s we’re rushing to put into our schools and streets.
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Uh oh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
it's true lol
a soldier on fire, with weapons fired at him from behind. the weapons are labeled "sincere, powerful, poignant thought or statement." the soldier is labeled "ending the sentence with lol"
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Mr. Winston appreciation post. My boy was attacked by a dog while on a walk (he’s fine, the dog’s human rushed to the rescue before she could hurt Winsie) and he’s been bummed out for a couple of days.
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Fucking ghouls
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
You guys wanna see a body?
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