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Julia

@voodoopork.bsky.social
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sprung fully formed out of a meerkat burrow // chaotic good ♟

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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Jajajajajaja nunca cambies, Papi
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The sad part is, yeah, they do it cause it works, at least some of the time there’s someone who takes pseudolegalese seriously out of a sense of intimidation
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Felt chicken is perfect 😂
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think your voice is too strong to be confused by AI, I’ve loved your writing since Twitter days
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Seconded lol
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s adorable! I thought that was the actual design lol with its cute eyes facing opposite directions 🙈
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ngl I cackled at AI recognize AI lol
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This whole thread is filled with indignities 🫩 I’m tired, too. Solidarity from Mexico
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It sure is 😭 that’s ridiculous
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ah, it’s not a money consideration, I’m moving houses and I’m not sure drones are cool where I’m going 🙈
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oooh nice! Sounds like so much fun. My brother really wanted a drone so we could be nosy in our neighborhood and we never did get one, now I have ragretss lol
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Yolo No Ragrets Tattoo
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
😭 I’ll never forgive the elongated muskrat for ruining twitter, we had a good thing going. What are the odds svpn will actually take off, you think? Or is it just too hard to tell at this point?
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Those look sick haha
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Rainbow Vomit
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oooh those must be so much fun to play around withhh
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
HOW DARE YOU, etc.
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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a man in a suit is saying oh no .
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone
Chappell Bone playing on the Puppy Bowl. It’s a puppy chewing on a blue and orange puffy thing
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hopefully it’s benignnn 😭✨ sending you the best of vibes I can muster! ✨✨✨✨
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
another first date where he doesn't want to hear about the Emerald Tablet of Hermes Trismegistus. cool. 👍🏼
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s the narrative and the story you tell yourself that’s keeping you suffering. It’s so human to want to string events together for coherence but it can really ruin your life and your relationships if you’re not careful 🌀
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Neutralious @neutralious.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Better Call Uni!
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What a strange vibe the little guy is manifesting lol wonder what goes through its mind
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Nice! Do post pictures of what you cook with it 😄
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I hate that I can’t find the original gif anymore :c
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Lauren 🎃'Neal @laurenoneal.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I like Tidal as an option to Spotify 🙈 I also realize now that I don’t have cool apps and want to remedy this. Which ones do you enjoy, Redd?
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You really captured the mischievious glint in his eye ✨
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Birthday, pupper! ✨
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
(Happy Holidays, Pupperpats! ✨🎈🤡)
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Rude lol my houseghosts usually wait until January to bring me their fucking opinions, it’s the polite thing to do
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! 🎄✨ 🔭🧪🐡🎨
Pillars of creation as taken by JWST. But with googly eyes added to the pillars and floating santa hats on top. Don't ask...
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Awww yiiiissss how was it??
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Is it obvious I don’t know how to pronounce Shah-HAY-De?
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
🎶Deck the halls with Tal and Carlsen Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah Castle queenside like Shahade Fah la la la laaah la lah la laaaah Fischer random til it’s sundown Fah la lah la la laah la la laah Gothamchess will play the Caro Fah la la la laaah la lah lah lah 🎶
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
“She”
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Everything is edible at least once lol
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This is fucking hilarious
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wtf?? No wonder I’ve never heard this before (I’m not from the US, but still)
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
That’s the spirit!
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Amazinggg
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Ooh cosmic orange! Sassy 😌✨
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I just finished my rewatch of Better Call Saul and I came out with a very different interpretation 👀 I didn’tvempathize with Chuck nearly enough the first time around
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Drop a lawyer
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Julia @voodoopork.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Good luck with everything, Redd! What are you producing?
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