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VioletBrown

@violetbrown.bsky.social
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Just here to shoot the shit

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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 03/10/2026
If a man was at a party with a dozen women and he got so intoxicated that he couldn't function, he'd be about as safe as anyone could be because 99 times out of 100 the women would look after him and see that he got home safely.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 02/10/2026
Joey Votto is incorrigible.
Joey Votto tweet:

Braves fans, I want to sincerely apologize for guessing so incorrectly, dismissing your offense. I hear you. Good luck in your next series in Los Angeles. 
Dodgers in 5.Joey Votto quote tweeting Doug Glanville: Thanks Doug, but I didn’t really mean the apology.

Doug Glanville quote tweeting Joey Votto: No worries, man. You are bringing such great and unique insight. Savant level content. Everyone on Earth second guesses. That is easy. Pedestrian. Much harder to first guess and own it. See you on the road.
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Eugene Freedman @eugenefreedman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being fired by your own child is the ultimate indignity.
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comrade @nowarbutclasswar.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Eminem said that? The misogynistic homophobe, really?
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate that this isn't a parody
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literal mental illness
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the only reason Scrum works at all
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Chop sucks shit and anyone who does it should be thrown down a flight of stairs. We also have to realize that there has never been a better climate for these idiots to do The Chop without feeling shame.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An arguing couple. The husband says "It just feels fuc king weird to be arguing about shampooing the carpets when we're single digit years away from collapsing the world into a fiery house of mass death."
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is good but still presents an implementation challenge because Throw polling at 60% is misleading when Take polls at 5%.
A dog asks his human to throw his ball without taking the ball from him.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 01/10/2026
I spent the summer trying to understand what makes Mark Carney's government tick. What I found is a C-Suite obsessed with efficiency — which is trying to ignore what's deeply broken. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Justin Ling: Who does Mark Carney really listen to? I asked the insiders
It’s become clear that the prime minister would much rather circumvent problems than fix them.
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Brett Favaro @brettfavaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's with these cutesy headlines? Why isn't the headline "US software company caught launching a cyberattack against Canadian government"
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the White Sox go to the World Series, does the pope attend a game?
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clyde bruckman's skeleton's final repost @ultralaser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this was always the profitability plan for ai anyways, sell it at a loss to build a subscriber base, replace all the workers earning a living wage with ai, then raise prices to match what ai actually costs to run, which will likely exceed original payroll costs while outputting inferior product
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Jason Hindle @jasonhindle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I once worked for a man who didn’t understand music, and he was a sociopath. Pretty certain the 2 were linked.
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Laura G Mitchell @lauragmitchell.com · 30/09/2026
Thomas Potato pupdate : He’s more than doubled in weight since we brought him home, really trying to grow into those paws (but a long way to go still).
Fawn boxer puppy lays on a black dog bed and side eyes the camera
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, when I’m the dictator of America, Red Sox-Yankees series will be banned. Nobody wants them!
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have never liked Rush, to be honest, and feel better about that now
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losers.
Republican Men Are More Likely To Blame Women For Their Problems chart
• Democrat
• Republican
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18 to 29
30 to 49
Source: Civility and Morality Survey, 2025.
50 to 64
65 and older
Survey Center
on American Life
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
George Springer, at times through tears, spoke about how much his time with the #BlueJays has meant: “One of the best things for me… After the World Series last year, I was back here a month later, just how many people said thank you. I should be saying thank you to them.”
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brett Bateman Wink
Alt: Brett Bateman Wink
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do I get a job as an otter keeper?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Dave Nelson 🇨🇦 @davenlsn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't buy American produce. Another example: Driscoll's sent millions of pounds of fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals to Canada and the company tried to cover it up. #BoycottUSA #CanadaSky www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. just issued an apology to fans, and has apologized to his teammates for his recent comments. “I want to tell everyone that I’m going to continue to keep working hard to make my contract a great one.” #BlueJays
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
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Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense Stare
Alt: Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense Stare
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think an easy rule of thumb for determining who the good guys are and who the bad guys are in the Western political sphere is to see who is trying to prevent Armageddon (good) and who is eagerly awaiting Armageddon and doing everything they can to hasten it’s arrival (bad.)
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#BlueJays #ClassicCartoon
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there a crazy Blue Jays fan story? I can't think of one off the top of my head.
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, beloved hometown, Guelph, on October 26th, go to the polls, bring a friend and vote for @leannecaron.ca. Leanne has vision—balanced with wisdom and experience—and, as she’s been my mother’s councillor for many years, I can guarantee you she listens.
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone else had better boycott
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VioletBrown @violetbrown.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oof again
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Lila 🇨🇦 @raelila.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The #BlueJays and Orioles eliminating each other would be the perfect way to end this season.
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the great thing about collecting more data is you never need to do anything about the problems you're trying to solve. endless shitting, never getting off the pot
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In small gestures, would donate to a reputable kickstarter to help the Sons of Jacob Synagogue in Belleville, Ontario restore the mid-century stained glass window through which bullets were shot on Yom Kippur. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Multiple mid-century stained glass window panels forming one wall.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Jason D. Salvagni @salvagni.org · 22/09/2026
Skeleton talking
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seriously I'm seeing people be all "haha he's a 12 year old boy" when he mentioned the Arch with the Snipers but for some reason no one seems to do the math this way. Whether or not he builds the arch, he's telling you he's not leaving and he's gonna ask the military to protect him in the WH
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