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Vihang Dixit

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 09/10/2026
I am so sorry. Sometimes, there are just obscure intrusive thoughts y'know?
A picture of a couple of Sydney T set trains parked in a workshop. On top of their displays one reads Darmok, the other Jalad.
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Jess Keating @jesskeatingbooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey yeah, friendly reminder that men denying or minimizing the work of women and taking credit for it themselves happens so much we have a NAME for it. (It’s the Matilda Effect.) 2nd fun fact: I’ve written many bios of women in STEM at this point and this is *always a factor in their history*
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Text which says "The best way to stop grey squirrels from multiplying rapidly is to take away their calculators."
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Melanie Newfield @melanienewfield.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's nearly time for #BirdoftheYear2026. This year, I'm campaign manager for tītī | Cook's petrel. It's a trans-Pacific jet-setter with an underground bunker in Aotearoa, but this bird's emissions are actually GOOD for the environment!
Image: faceless grey man and tītī | Cook’s petrel. Text: Silicon Valley tech billionaire? Luxury underground bunker in remote location, Migrates between NZ and California on private jet, Massive carbon emitter and polluter. 2026 Bird of the Year? Eco-friendly burrow in remote location, Low-emission migration between NZ and California, Emissions help mitigate climate change**Poo from seabirds like tītī fertilises the forest with nutrients from the ocean, making our forests grow better Vote tītī | Cook’s petrel for Bird of the Year. Better than a tech billionaire
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Grae Hall @graehall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people who use their local community garden have a lot in common
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Otto Falcon @formalfalcon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Siskos
An edit of the sickos meme with Ben, Jake, and Joseph Sisko looking in the window saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" and Sisko's Creole Kitchen in the background
#DS9
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Having viewed hours of footage it's clear to me that the roadrunner is afraid of engaging in open debate with the coyote
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my friends have started calling it "getting cheetoed" when someone leaves an irrelevant complaint about Trump in your replies
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
Outkast’s Ms Jackson just came on at the gym and I will never in my life be able to hear that song without thinking about this comic
I’m sorry Ms Jackson parody comic where instead of “I am for real” it is “I am four eels”
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 29/07/2026
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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 27/07/2026
I'm working on an electronics project that will be used for lesbian kink reasons and it currently can't be completed because I'm out of female-to-female dupont cables this is LITERALLY HOMOPHOBIA
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Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians) @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DbCJF4Dtf4...
From artist’s image description under their IG post

Image description: a multi-colored illustration on a green background. Across the top and bottom reads in white handwritten all caps type, "I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals." In the center is an illustration of Jimothy, a raccoon with a spinal syndrome (SSS) that gives him a shortened torso. Surrounding him are different illustrated accents and flowers. To the side, reads the artist credit @CourtneyAhnDesign.
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/07/2026
You thought you wanted a man who was responsible, helped keep up the apartment, raised the kids alongside you without question, and had incredible skills without ego. You don't want a man. You want a cormorant.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 04/07/2026
Him: So what’s happening in Catholicism? Me: Oh, Jesus Christ, well— Him: Yeah, but what else?
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Kat La Ronde @katlaronde.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
POV your house panther was playing fetch with you when all of a sudden he discovered BIRDS
A black and white cat, wide eyed, with a pompom in his mouth
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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eevee @eev.ee · 14/06/2026
gimp is kinda jank yeah but when people have Serious Takes about how it needs to improve all i can read is "here is how these four guys working intermittently for free have FAILED to live up to the international company making twenty billion dollars a year"
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 09/06/2026
Where are the think pieces from mainstream Western journalists about why holding the World Cup in the US is a disgrace? Where is the criticism for the US’s track record of human rights? Where are the scary documentaries about US society and labor laws?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/06/2026
university campus graffiti: "but would your thesis defend you?" in dripping red lettering.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
crab insurance: it’s insurance…for crabs™️
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Only bollards can deliver this much happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation
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The Walking Punchline™️ @jaisonatalives.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈
post by bilalcynic

caption: Gay people are now 2x faster. Be careful

Image: screenshot of directions showing the different methods and how long they take

train - 5 min
person walking - 6 min
purple person with a rainbow walking - 3 min
person on a bike - 2 min
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think at the core of this is a really deep political divide over the core nature of what freedom is. At stake here is this question: is freedom the end of exploitation and rule, the ability to work and make decisions together without anyone ruling over each other, Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Did I ever tell you about that one time I got so high I was in bed like “we never thank our white blood cells for looking out for us. Those little guys try so hard and we never thank them”. I got emotional 🤣 Sure it was silly. But tonight this article put me right back there
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
happy Piccolo Day
Demon King Piccolo (a green demon with antennae (but actually Namekian)) from Dragon Ball, saying "Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Our feature artist/reference for today is this WONDERFUL page on how to draw WINGS by the talented @jenndeut! I love a model sheet like this, which actually explains WHAT the different wing types DO, not just HOW they LOOK! So useful! #gamedev #animationdev #conceptart #manga
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 05/05/2026
Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/05/2026
my less controversial star wars take for may 4th: the lightsaber is easily the coolest fictional weapon ever created, a laser sword that you can make any sick-ass color you can think of there are many awesome science fiction weapons out there but none of them hold a candle to lightsabers
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
famously the only joke allowed on Wikipedia is, in their List of Whales, any entry that is missing a photo says [cetacean needed] apparently some unfunny losers have made it their job to find public domain images of whales to eradicate this joke only one instance of [cetacean needed] remains
Wikipedia page for List of Whales. search bar shows "cetacean needed" with only a single entry, highlighted next to Deraniyagala's beaked whale.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
do you think these cardinals are married, i hope they’re married
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Mock headline that says "I thought I was Artistic. I was wrong. To the right is a picture of Jesus that was restored in a church by an amateur artist but made it look like a monkey
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Eve @evegoldenwoods.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Reading some mesopotamian proverbs and I love how they swing between immediately intuitive and nearly indecipherable

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3. You should not cut the throat of that which has already had its throat cut.

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4. You should not say to Ninĝišzida: "Let me live!"

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5. Do not make me pass through the gate!

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6. (cf. 6.2.3: UET 6/2 265 l. 1) What has submitted will exhibit resistance.

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7. (cf. 6.2.5: YBC 4677 ll. 6-7) What has been destroyed belongs to a god. No one is able to take it away.

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8-9. "Though I still have bread left over, I will eat your bread!" Will this endear a man to the household of his friend?

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10-11. (cf. 6.1.22: ll. 140-145, 6.2.3: UET 6/2 239, 6.2.3: UET 6/2 320, 6.2.3: UET 6/2 339 + UET 6/3 235 Seg. B l. 2) If bread is left over, the mongoose eats it. If I have any bread left over, then a stranger will eat it.

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12. My things changed things.

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13-14. You don't speak of that which you have found. You talk only about what you have lost.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Make Istanbul Constantinople Again
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Muslim worship in the Hagia Sophia is going to officially end when I get elected to the U.S. Senate.
The fact that Lindsey Graham has allowed this without concern signifies the fact that he is anti-Christ.
Christians in America and throughout the world look forward to the Hagia Sophia being returned to its rightful owner and it will happen when I become South Carolina's next U.S. Senator.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 06/07/2025
A photo of a probably 66 port powerboard, who can be bothered counting, with a bunch of USB charger ports at the top. It has text stating VISIT THE SUPERDANA STORE EXTENSION CORD 7 INCH SUPERDANA POWER STRIP SURGE PROTECTOR with 12-14 usb charging ports and 66 AC outlets (still skeptikal) 900W/4A flat plug power outlet for home, office, dorm, gaming room, fire. The product has 3655 ratings and five stars.
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
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BDS movement @bdsmovement.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Today, on Palestinian Prisoners' Day the BDS movement calls for intensifying BDS pressure against companies involved in genocidal Israel’s prison complex and its crimes against Palestinian prisoners, particularly Microsoft, HP, and Cisco. #FreeThemAll bdsmovement.net/news/Palesti...
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Palestinian Prisoners’ Day 2026: Escalate BDS pressure now to free them all.
The Palestinian-led BDS movement calls for intensifying BDS pressure against companies involved in genocidal Israel’s prison complex and its crimes against Palestinian prisoners, particularly Microsof...
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Coffee Beans Dev 🦊 Tailside (OUT NOW on Steam!) @coffeebeansdev.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The algorithm is not in artists favor.. If you see this, can you help an indie developer & artist with their first game by sharing this post with others? 🫂 #artistsupport #indiedev #cozygame #pixelart
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