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Perhaps the least-talented sibling in the Jackson family,

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 13,1945
P1- NANCY GET’S CAUGHT IN A RAIN STORM
P2- NANCY FINDS A STICK AND SHE SEES A RUBBISH CAN AND HAS AN IDEA.
NANCY: THAT RUBBISH CAN TOP
WILL MAKE A HANDY UMBRELLA FOR ME
P3- NANCY GRABS THE LID ,AND IS SURPRISED BECAUSE SUDDENLY SLUGGO POPS UP OUT OF THE RUBBISH CAN
SLUGGO: HEY!
HE HAD GOTTEN IN THE CAN TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now we're cooking
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i do not care even a little abt whether people have experienced enough pain to legitimize their art, i care about the voice of the author and automating portions of the process means that voice is compromised
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 04/07/2026
raccoon president. raccoon chancellor. raccoon proconsul
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
Is there an animal who is better than the raccoon? not really
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boyzantium (samoyedcore) ("deathcore doggy @deathco.re · 05/07/2026
everybody likes raccoons
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wint @dril
Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
2:37 PM • Feb 18, 2015
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favorite one two punch of comments is when one guy says I’m nasty as fuck and the other guy says sure sure he’s nasty but why does that bother you
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my main piece of advice to aspiring video essay type youtubers is: Make less ambitious claims. You don't NEED to tell me about the direction of society as a whole. You don't even need to tell me a big story about how some person or text is all one way or all another way. just tell me what u see
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clownpenis.fartlow @kvarnsen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
jfc...lots to process here. but I laughed out loud at this part
The blowback Fetterman has received from Democratic voters has fueled the rumors that he might switch parties. His net approval rating among Pennsylvania Democrats has dropped 108 points since 2023, from plus 68 to minus 40, according to CNN. It’s a massive swing, and Fetterman has had trouble adjusting. Last summer, Fetterman called a rare meeting with senior staff to ruminate about his political future. The presidency still intrigued him (four staffers say he used to openly talk about running for president), but it had been a bruising few months. He floated something more realistic: vice-president on the Democratic Party’s 2028 presidential ticket. “Almost all of us had our jaws on the floor, like, ‘Are you out of your fucking mind? You don’t do your job, you can’t raise any money, and your entire party hates you,’” a person who was in the room says.
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Ray Padgett @raypadgett.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Checking in on one of my favorite subgenres of AI slop for Facebook boomers: The "One Last Ride" tours
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Serena/Noelle/Samantha @beancatter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Listening to player balance takes that often must just feel like receiving this image over and over
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The exact same graphic but with a pie chart, just as wrongly proportioned.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 03,1951
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-NANCY IS WALKING WITH SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

SLUGGO:I HOPE I CAN HOLD MY NEW
JOB

P2-
SLUGGO: I LOSE MOST JOBS BECAUSE I GET SO JITTERY AND EXCITED

NANCY: THIS TIME, ABOVE ALL THINGS--

P3-
NANCY: KEEP A COOL HEAD

SLUGGO: DAT'S THE LEAST OF MY
WORRIES

P4- NANCY IS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO UNLOADING A BLOCK OF ICE FROM AN ICE TRUCK
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queen remy approximately @vidarej.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
User
Will heavier-than-air aircraft ever be commercially viable?

talkie-1930
Heavier-than-air aircraft will probably never become a commercially practicable means of transport, but they may be employed on a small scale, for special purposes, such as the quick conveyance of despatches.

User
Why not?

talkie-1930
Because the cost of constructing and working them must always be great, in proportion to the accommodation afforded, and the speed attainable must be comparatively slow.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2026
“I used to be grossly overweight, I tried everything, and nothing worked until I started going to Enterprise every day on my lunch break—then the pounds just started falling off,” said Ryan Moore
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New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars
ST. LOUIS—Touting the vehicle service as his secret to successfully slimming down and completely transforming his body, new Enterprise spokesman Ryan Moore told reporters Monday he had lost 250 pounds...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
beautiful
 Taylor Lorenz on Twitter:
“As for social media 'addiction' there literally is no such thing. No diagnosis for that. Social media is not remotely the same as alcohol, nicotine, or heroin. There is no such thing as 'dopamine hits' which is merely pseudo-science sounding garnish on a load of served-up crap"Headline: Taylor Lorenz’s Screen Time Is Almost 17 Hours a Day.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 29/03/2026
thank god i found it again
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history
Rationale

Usually the chips served are not flavored, or flavored only mildly, and the dip serves as a condiment. Serving them separately allows for simultaneous consumption, while also allowing for the eater to control the amount of dip according to their preference. When made from purchased processed foods, the dish is an easy finger food, as each item requires almost no further preparation. Not to mention, there is a large amount of combinatorial possibility inherent to the choice of dip being paired to the chip chosen.
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queen remy approximately @vidarej.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
paul mccartney talks all the time about how john lennon would’ve loved autotune if he’d had it in the ’60s
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Alex Trebek on Jeopardy!
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Ruth Graham @ruthgraham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Costco Connection magazine just published a full article about why and how to stop your car
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s crazy to think how much money Fugazi left on the table by only charging $5 for tickets. One of the most boneheaded business decisions of all time 😂
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/02/2026
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys theonion.com/old-man-whistling-whil…
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The think that made my friend Patrick, rest him, a superior satirist was that he never felt any anxiety about anyone taking his satire literally.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
they’re both right
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i’m a little confused about how “abolish ICE” requires too much explaining to be good politics, but a set of opaque incremental reforms does not.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Let us rejoice and let us sing And dance and ring in the new Hail, Atlantis!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
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Spooky Boner @lucytoner.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2025
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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Jason Diamond @jasondiamond.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
Mike F tweet:
Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Mike F @mikefossey
police also found a small bag of weed weighing 95 lbs. Some would call it a large bag but to me, the coolest reporter alive, its no big deal
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
That's it, i'm no longer doing any of my banking on X
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