Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I enjoy Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion because it has the cheek to ask us to pretend that Mira Sorvino wasn't basically the hottest thing on two legs at the time 010
Reposted by Mr. NormalStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786362553
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026when someone asks what you're doing and it's definitely only normal stuff 020
Reposted by Mr. Normale.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026no crazier than saying you're gonna "solve self-driving" by the end of the year for a decade while your half-baked product kills at least 60 people and ending up the richest man alive 619729
Reposted by Mr. NormalRa's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026*Tegan and Sara voices* 🎶I was brothers with the pope I said please help do taxes 🎶 081
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When whatever creatures that inherit the earth ask about 2026 just show them this screenshot 000
Reposted by Mr. NormalBrad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Interesting window into immigration enforcement: An ICE supervisor in upstate New York stopped at Walmart to use the bathroom and instead ended up surveilling a group of Spanish-speakers he saw in the toy aisle. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 1520698
Reposted by Mr. NormalSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...heartlandsignal.comProof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland SignalRepublicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1... 451922751
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026apparently there is a Korean webtoon titled "Somebody Stop The Pope!" and i think that's great 010
Reposted by Mr. NormalStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal. 1457085838
Reposted by Mr. Normalsam @samthielman.com · 03/09/2026If you’re living overseas with the state department and getting care from the medical officers at the embassy, your psychiatrist’s notes are government’s property 210624
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026wife just accidentally referred to Thousand Island dressing as Long Island dressing and our house needs an exorcist to remove the curse invoked by that phrase 030
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The next time you just randomly start uncontrollably shitting your pants, you'll know who to blame. As opposed to those other times before. Those are squarely on you. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...politico.comUSDA cyclospora research projects shelved amid funding cuts and relocationsThe shuttering of three projects is expected to hinder vital research at a time when consumers are increasingly worried about the safety of the food supply. 000
Reposted by Mr. NormalMichael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Who is president in 2026 is the burning political question of our time 912251422
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026what would u do if we accidentally kissed under the Colorado Rockies rain delay field tarp 👀 👉👈 002
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Manifesting a cover band that does Mashup of Elvis and The Who and they're called Teenage Graceland 030
Reposted by Mr. NormalFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite" 37275130
Reposted by Mr. NormalProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive Chicago apartment raid was prompted by intel on a Venezuelan gang takeover. Records reveal the real story behind the raid: targeting alleged squatters with the landlord’s blessing. 👂 Listen to the full episode:podcasts.apple.comThe True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment BuildingPodcast Episode · Paper Trail · August 20 · 42m 15857002671
Reposted by Mr. NormalMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Again, the constantly unreported news here is that all of this is wildly illegal & violates both the USMCA that Trump himself negotiated & our WTO obligations. Als, the Section 338 rationale, like all the others, is total BS, & everyone knows this, but the media doesn't even mention it anymore 🤷♂️🤦♂️ 923070
Reposted by Mr. NormalDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165572898
Reposted by Mr. Normallowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026that’s right 4401
Reposted by Mr. NormalA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don’t think any court should be allowed to consider the question “is the president allowed to try to overthrow democracy?” and any court that does should be understood as having nullified itself, its authority, and all its past and future rulings. 171009270
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hitting a weightllifting personal record during an acute depressive episode should earn you an extra little reward. Like a single black balloon should slowly float down from the ceiling and a sad clown brings you a protein cupcake with a candle for you to blow out 120
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026You know my hips don't lie They are in serious pain, especially the left one after a day of strenuous work or exercise and I don't take any painkiller 000
Reposted by Mr. NormalUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 038969
Reposted by Mr. Normal𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️ @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Immensely entertaining that he's been a complete mental vegetable for the last two years or so, and his equally unhinged daughter is posting in his name with AI. I lowkey miss his public appearances. 417818
Reposted by Mr. NormalMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"SCOOP: Trump’s Iran War Has Burned Through Well Over 90% of Key Long-Range Missiles" Sources tell Zeteo the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’ Reporting from @swin24.bsky.social for Zeteo:zeteo.comSCOOP: Trump’s Iran War Has Burned Through Well Over 90% of Key Long-Range MissilesSources tell Zeteo the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’ 60828244
Reposted by Mr. NormalMaggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comTeen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle SchoolsTeen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools. 43036141764
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We're threatening to bomb our own allies now. Going great. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comTrump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran dealTrump's threat on Oman, which has been holding its own talks with Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, comes as a 60-day window for peace negotiations expires. 010
Reposted by Mr. NormalRichard L Pastore 📚🏳️🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Her: Isn’t this wonderful! *sniff* Him: Yes! *sniff* Her: Someone stole the stand you made me and these good Samaritans built us a new one. Him: So kind! Her: You toiled for weeks on it - weeks and weeks! And it took these two only 12 hours. A miracle! Him: Yeah, yeah, kindness of strangers. 0101
Reposted by Mr. NormalMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The muted reaction to Trump's vow to make the Strait of Hormuz "a territory of the United States" is based on the widespread belief by the media and politicians that the commander of the most powerful military on Earth doesn’t need to be taken seriously. We are living in a time of madness.cnn.comTrump says he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory | CNN PoliticsPresident Donald Trump said Friday that he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory after “we finish defeating Iran.” 551131322
Reposted by Mr. NormalBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A lot of the bad things under the admin would be happening regardless of which underling held which post. But Trump doesn’t give a shit about MAHA. if RFK hadn‘t been confirmed, this wouldn’t be happening 113322
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My most old man "kids these days"-coded opinion is that a sizeable % the youngest millenials, gen z and now alpha now are extreme prudes about frank depictions of sexual content in narrative storytelling and its made our mass media blander as a result. 140
Reposted by Mr. NormalRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is diabolical. Trump appears ready to just start drilling for oil in an allied country, despite explicitly being told not to. 1202200927
Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026But doctor, my father the limo driver IS Pagliacci!! 000