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Mr. Normal

@schmendimite.bsky.social
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Outside unless I'm not, forever just one step ahead of the reaper (Lyme disease).

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cool!
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I enjoy Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion because it has the cheek to ask us to pretend that Mira Sorvino wasn't basically the hottest thing on two legs at the time
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goo Hand Luke
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
when someone asks what you're doing and it's definitely only normal stuff
manga panel with a guy defensively answering "just normal stuff....it's completely normal!!"
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20 y/o me would be amazed that I'm still alive
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
no crazier than saying you're gonna "solve self-driving" by the end of the year for a decade while your half-baked product kills at least 60 people and ending up the richest man alive
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm Pregnant and It's Yours, Charlie Brown
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com · 16/09/2026
*Tegan and Sara voices* 🎶I was brothers with the pope I said please help do taxes 🎶
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When whatever creatures that inherit the earth ask about 2026 just show them this screenshot
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Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interesting window into immigration enforcement: An ICE supervisor in upstate New York stopped at Walmart to use the bathroom and instead ended up surveilling a group of Spanish-speakers he saw in the toy aisle. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
apparently there is a Korean webtoon titled "Somebody Stop The Pope!" and i think that's great
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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sam @samthielman.com · 03/09/2026
If you’re living overseas with the state department and getting care from the medical officers at the embassy, your psychiatrist’s notes are government’s property
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
wife just accidentally referred to Thousand Island dressing as Long Island dressing and our house needs an exorcist to remove the curse invoked by that phrase
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The next time you just randomly start uncontrollably shitting your pants, you'll know who to blame. As opposed to those other times before. Those are squarely on you. www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
politico.com
USDA cyclospora research projects shelved amid funding cuts and relocations
The shuttering of three projects is expected to hinder vital research at a time when consumers are increasingly worried about the safety of the food supply.
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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who is president in 2026 is the burning political question of our time
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what would u do if we accidentally kissed under the Colorado Rockies rain delay field tarp 👀 👉👈
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ridiculous creature
A slightly chonky brown striped tabby lying on a recliner footrest, his head and both front arms dangling over the side like he's some sort of melting goo that's about to slide off.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Manifesting a cover band that does Mashup of Elvis and The Who and they're called Teenage Graceland
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Here is a clip of Trump mispronouncing "Yosemite" as "Yo, Semite"
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
current status:
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026
DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive Chicago apartment raid was prompted by intel on a Venezuelan gang takeover. Records reveal the real story behind the raid: targeting alleged squatters with the landlord’s blessing. 👂 Listen to the full episode:
podcasts.apple.com
The True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment Building
Podcast Episode · Paper Trail · August 20 · 42m
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Again, the constantly unreported news here is that all of this is wildly illegal & violates both the USMCA that Trump himself negotiated & our WTO obligations. Als, the Section 338 rationale, like all the others, is total BS, & everyone knows this, but the media doesn't even mention it anymore 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton
article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indianaarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentuckyarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouriiarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NC-17 rating or gtfo
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
that’s right
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think any court should be allowed to consider the question “is the president allowed to try to overthrow democracy?” and any court that does should be understood as having nullified itself, its authority, and all its past and future rulings.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hitting a weightllifting personal record during an acute depressive episode should earn you an extra little reward. Like a single black balloon should slowly float down from the ceiling and a sad clown brings you a protein cupcake with a candle for you to blow out
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You know my hips don't lie They are in serious pain, especially the left one after a day of strenuous work or exercise and I don't take any painkiller
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm Built Different (derogatory)
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𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Immensely entertaining that he's been a complete mental vegetable for the last two years or so, and his equally unhinged daughter is posting in his name with AI. I lowkey miss his public appearances.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"SCOOP: Trump’s Iran War Has Burned Through Well Over 90% of Key Long-Range Missiles" Sources tell Zeteo the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’ Reporting from @swin24.bsky.social for Zeteo:
zeteo.com
SCOOP: Trump’s Iran War Has Burned Through Well Over 90% of Key Long-Range Missiles
Sources tell Zeteo the percentage of critical long-range missiles that the Trump administration has depleted in its failing war is in ‘at least the high nineties.’
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools
Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We're threatening to bomb our own allies now. Going great. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Trump threatens to bomb US ally Oman if it 'gets in the way' over Iran deal
Trump's threat on Oman, which has been holding its own talks with Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, comes as a 60-day window for peace negotiations expires.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
👏 👏 👏👏👏
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Richard L Pastore 📚🏳️‍🌈 @rlpastore.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Her: Isn’t this wonderful! *sniff* Him: Yes! *sniff* Her: Someone stole the stand you made me and these good Samaritans built us a new one. Him: So kind! Her: You toiled for weeks on it - weeks and weeks! And it took these two only 12 hours. A miracle! Him: Yeah, yeah, kindness of strangers.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The muted reaction to Trump's vow to make the Strait of Hormuz "a territory of the United States" is based on the widespread belief by the media and politicians that the commander of the most powerful military on Earth doesn’t need to be taken seriously. We are living in a time of madness.
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Trump says he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said Friday that he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz a US territory after “we finish defeating Iran.”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A lot of the bad things under the admin would be happening regardless of which underling held which post. But Trump doesn’t give a shit about MAHA. if RFK hadn‘t been confirmed, this wouldn’t be happening
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My most old man "kids these days"-coded opinion is that a sizeable % the youngest millenials, gen z and now alpha now are extreme prudes about frank depictions of sexual content in narrative storytelling and its made our mass media blander as a result.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 08/08/2026
The Soothing Erotic Barbershop
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
AITA?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is diabolical. Trump appears ready to just start drilling for oil in an allied country, despite explicitly being told not to.
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
she just like me fr
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
But doctor, my father the limo driver IS Pagliacci!!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes asking you this important question
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