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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hello everybody, I want to believe just as much as anybody else does but I really need to tell you that in my 10+ years of experience as a disinformation expert, the only reason UFO shit gets put out by the government is to distract you from other really bad things
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No Jazz III? bsky.app/profile/unfi...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/03/2026
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
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Erin Cunningham @erinmcunningham.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.
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nonplussed @nonplussed73.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
187 on the motherfuckin luge
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Steve Ricketts @stevericketts.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
never get involved in a land war in Minnesota
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
youtu.be/34q4ymt28dc?...
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Bird-Legged Ho
YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Cripes a’mighty people, Steven Miller is not staging a militarized ethnic cleansing and sending the border cops to murder people in the street to distract from the Epstein files. He’s doing it because he and Trump (and Vance and Homan and Noem etc) really really want to.
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I bet Vance jerked off to the part where he called her a fucking bitch
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Milan Markovic @profmarkovic.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Republicans made welfare fraud in Minnesota the most important story in the country. Schumer turned a war for oil into a question about national security briefings.
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Elizabeth N. Saunders @profsaunders.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
🧵Day 3 and we have a new meaning for "running Venezuela," courtesy of Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, who is in charge of Venezuela as well as the National Archives. We're going to insist they do what's in the US national interest. Time for some principal-agent theory. 1/
From State Dept transcript of Rubio appearance on This Week w/ George Stephanopolous: 

SECRETARY RUBIO:  Well, we’re not going to judge moving forward based simply on what’s said in press conferences.  We want to see action here at the end of the day.  Rhetoric is one thing.  You see rhetoric for a lot of different reasons.  There’s a lot of different reasons why people go on TV and say certain things in these countries, especially 15 hours or 12 hours after the person who used to be in charge of the regime is now in handcuffs and on his way to New York. 

So what I will say is, moving forward, it’s very simple.  We’re not going to be reactive here to statements at press conferences or what people say in a certain interview or what some media post – some media post somewhere.  What we are going to react to is very simple:  What do you do?  Not what you’re saying in public – what happens?  What happens next?  Do the drugs stop coming?  Are the changes made?  Is Iran expelled?  Is Hizballah no longer able and Iran no longer able to operate against our interests from Venezuela?  Does the migration pattern stop?  Do the drug trafficking boats end?  Do you deal with the ELN and the FARC, two narcoterrorist organizations who control territory and operate with impunity from the territory of Venezuela against the interests of Colombia and the United States? 

These are the things we want addressed.  If they are addressed, that’s how we’ll judge it.  If they’re not addressed, that’s how we’ll judge it.

QUESTION:  And what happens if they’re not addressed?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
finally, we're living through precedented times
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
idk i just feel like AI automation is going to benefit one very specific income bracket tremendously and leave everyone else in the dust but hey maybe three ghosts will intervene on christmas eve or something
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
GPT-5 regularly asks you why you are not citing its work. GPT-5 always believes your estimator is biased. GPT-5 has more of a comment than a question. Sometimes GPT-5 tells you stories about grad school and expresses regret about getting a PhD. GPT-5's mom wonders when it will start making money.
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
youtu.be/0br6uaS_uQo?...
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Iron Sheik calls Hulk Hogan a BITCH!! on live tv #ironsheik #hulkhogan
YouTube video by WrestlingArt
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I’m concerned about what these Brazilian tariffs will do the price of waxing.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
64% of Medicaid recipients under age 65 work, per KFF. As for the rest, see below. There are not 34m potential agricultural workers on Medicaid just raring to go pick vegetables.
https://www.kff.org/medicaid/issue-brief/understanding-the-intersection-of-medicaid-and-work-an-update/
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Rip Van Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Congratulations to Riley Gaines on retroactively still not medaling in the 200 free in 2022.
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/o...
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Opinion | Donald the Dove, Hillary the Hawk (Published 2016)
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Khameni killed the Lindbergh Baby
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Cutting lines or even whole departments is the frontal assault on higher ed, but another low key war of attrition is the slow accumulation of grinding, meaningless additional tasks concerning syllabus templates, learning outcomes, institutional pablum, and ever more intricate evaluation hoops.
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It’s BlumanVT @blumanvt.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
They should also append to end of each article, “this paper is owned by a man who gave at least $1 million dollars to Donald Trump”
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Exactly.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I do not think people are actually seriously calibrated for how rabidly anti-university the MAGA right is and how core that is to their policy goals. It is probably the #2 issue after immigration for them, and for some of them it’s higher.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’m concerned for the safety of Rumeysa Ozturk because of the character and personality of the people who support Donald Trump.
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
the median voter: the president has a big lever in his office which makes things expensive me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces
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Robert Andrew Powell @robertandrewp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2025
you know, we research whether the baby stroller has all the features and amenities we like, not whether it will kill the baby
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Not to state the obvious, but none of them were sent to a terrorist prison in El Salvador. They all had lawyers, indictment by grand jury, a trial or a guilty plea where a judge ensured it was knowing & voluntary & access to an appeals process. In other words, all the hallmarks of due process.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Not Antisemitism (according to MAGA): - Firebombing a Jewish governor‘s house during Passover - Doing a Sieg Hitler salute - Eating dinner with neo-Nazis Antisemitism (according to MAGA): - Saying Israelis and Palestinians deserve rights and dignity - Using freedom of speech on campus
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 10/04/2025
Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.
RFK Jr. says HHS will determine the cause of autism by September
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Chris Rifer @chrisrifer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Everybody romanticizing about the heyday of American manufacturing needs to carefully listen to one (1) Bruce Springsteen song.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 08/04/2025
DHS secretary Kristi Noem, wearing a $50,000 Rolex, talks about arresting dirtbags while aiming rifle muzzle dangerously close to ICE officer's head
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.net · 05/04/2025
The best sign of the day, by far.
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biomassart.bsky.social @biomassart.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Stolen from FB...
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’d love to know how T-Rexes jacked off with those tiny arms but the government won’t respond to my Freedom of Information requests
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 01/04/2025
“A review of the … 2020 Harper’s Letter shows that of those who could issue statements (those who are still alive and not retired from public life), only 24 percent who put their name on the letter defending ​“Open Debate” have come out in opposition to Trump’s war on campus free speech.”
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Democratic Party Leaders and “Free Speech” Warriors Shrug as Trump Deports Dissidents
While the Trump administration targets hundreds over their constitutionally protected right to political speech, Democratic leadership and influential media pundits have largely stayed quiet.
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venerablebidet.bsky.social @venerablebidet.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Suck it Farve!
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Red states will do his bidding. Blue states will resist. Gavin Newsom will blame trans athletes.
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Pete Hegseth keeps texting me that I have unpaid EZ Pass tolls
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Andrew S. Kelly @askellyphd.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
When people think about a “faculty lounge,” I want them to conjure the image of a plate of rice and beans being warmed up in a 15 year-old microwave on a plate that’s been scrounged from the History Department.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Yesterday was the 57th anniversary of the My Lai massacre. I don't think there has been a time where Hugh Thompson Jnr's behaviour, and his actions that day, have been more relevant to US history than they are right now.
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