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Phil Spain

@philenespanol.bsky.social
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In due time. Jackoff of all trades, master of none. Will do no harm, but take no shit. #ODCEFD

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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The “and they were roommates” girl from vine
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Cara @cc-is-me.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DYING to know what punitive damages cost $2. did JJC steal a pack of the woman's bubble gum???
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a return to just letting them get after it and settle it between the drivers. It shows there are consequences for actions. Except that chicken crap from Saturday night. That was an ambush.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That extra two dollars is diabolical
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get prescribed vyvanse > insurance takes two weeks to ok it > time runs out so CVS rejects it > CVS plays it after refreshing > CVS says medicine being filled > CVS sends text saying medicine is out of stock Buckle the fuck up
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me going to the bathroom at the Eleanor Roosevelt rest stop as a kid, proud that I had pissed in a different state
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rootin tootin raspberry blasted this AM
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re lucky I wasn’t on pit road last night cause you’d of had reaction memes out the ass
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Notewrks Room for Dessert might be the best smell I’ve smelled in a long time
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 4 years since I didn’t get a tax return
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Amen
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Brad Ysseldyke @yssman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My contribution to reflection on 25 years of this mess is that I'm exhausted.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SVG? make way for SVL
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was 11 on 9/11, and after watching the Netflix documentary on 25 years on I realize I’m always going to have a complicated relationship with this day. I’m healed but I’m not healed. I felt like my innocence left me that day and I could feel it.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know I can be more vulnerable here cause you all aren’t assholes.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was funny til I realized I‘ll be 44
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I just remember my sleep schedule is fucked for the next 20 years or so and get up and go about my day
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“My psychic told me that in just 15 years, you will stop being The Stupidest Man Ever To Be Elected President.”
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Buck Nasty over here
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Janet Damita Jo Jackson once said “what have you done for me lately” and well that’s true about NASCAR. Its business, never personal.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I still haven’t watched it lol, took them so long to put the ep online
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That dollar tree melatonin beating my ass
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh Sarah says hi too
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Talk about a Kenny Rogers roaster
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Also hi I’m sorry I don’t check in much here but I’ve been doing better with trying to only use social media to just shitpost and enjoy my weekends
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not our smoke shop guy finding us at the race last weekend
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Petitioned the court to add Red Shoe Diaries to paramount plus
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Me watching this Sarah Pender docuseries and understanding how Yall fall for hot murderers
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Curt Cignetti Looking
ALT: Curt Cignetti Looking
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Heard “music sounds better with you” and instantly got transported to 2001 and hearing ads on the radio for 9:30 club
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
But but wait I thought Scott found Cup racing nap worthy surely he wouldn’t buy into a NASCAR team with that in mind Lesson learned from this: quit taking it all personal and learn constructive criticism
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Hootie And The Blowfish Member Winks
ALT: Hootie And The Blowfish Member Winks
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is so spot on. That Zilisch one my seem harsh but it comparable
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Joe VanHoose @joevanhoose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I worked way too hard on this for @philenespanol.bsky.social not to see it.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know how many times I’ve watched Dale Earnhardt stink up a show? More times than I can count.
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Nathan @indynathan.racing · 28/07/2026
Boring gets a bad rap. NASCAR being boring sometimes isn’t new. It was often boring in the 90s, but that was just part of it. You sat through the boring because eventually something cool would happen so it made it worth it.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
& its true you catch more flies with honey than vinegar and I’ll always stay true to that.
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We try not to give the trolls air anymore but you can’t stop existing in the spaces you want to exist in. I had a rough few years where i almost said i was done. The body blows while trying to stay true & damn they knocked me over But i will always rise
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hearing the same
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Daniel Priest @danielpriest.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A lot of folks in the NASCAR sphere have a "if you don't like it, you can leave!" attitude. After decades of fans heeding that advice and leaving in droves, I think maybe it's time to reevaluate that stance?
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ran⚡ @randall.gobirds.online · 22/07/2026
personally I hope Dixon doubles down on his comment
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sophie Cunningham saying she’s not anti-trans and then not ending the sentence
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Danielle Trotta getting absolutely ratioed this afternoon was about as anticipated as any ratio I have ever seen in my life
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hocevar grew up in a generation filled with edgelords so expecting him to act anything but it’s a mistake on your part
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Not dwelling on the loss. I’d feel differently if he’d of won and then they said it. It’s just how this season has gone so far, but its showing me the summer run is about to start. 🤘🏾
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Philco
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Joni Mitchell never lied
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We live in a time
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Triple H in 1996:
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think the Chinese buffet guy on TikTok has kind of missed the easy out on this whole thing If you’re eating at anything over 2.5 stars, I think you’re in the clear that you’re not gonna get the trots from it Anything below it, you’re in the jungle baby
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
66 meat missiles is light work
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Phil Spain @philenespanol.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Almost jumped through my phone screen when the guy kept trying to get me to not port out my number by selling me every price known to man
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