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Good comments, weak posts. Lurks like the venerable coelacanth.

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We gotta build Stonehenge, ok? It'll be a thousand times bigger and more beautiful than the Golden Dome.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Steve Brule
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 13/08/2026
keep laughing this morning imagining some kid in like 2126 posting 'aint no way the first guy to get kirked was named kirk'
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
look how i'm treated for making a tongue-in-cheek joke 😔
Dan Crenshaw tweets: "I can't believe I live in a world where my only lunch option is a $20 burrito." 

I reply: "not true. republicans eat donald trump's ass every day for free." 

Someone named "The Noooticer" replies to me: "You're brown and larping."
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Rich Siegel @siegel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I did a one-off build as a gift for a family member. Took a 1990s-era Ultra Power, and had a trusted friend do a custom powder coat. When the color parts came back I reassembled with a bunch of internal upgrades, 230V/50Hz conversion, and a new bowl with stainless accessories. #mixerology
A KitchenAid "Ultra Power" mixer with a custom color-shifting powder coat, and "quilted stainless" bowl.
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WAS-FWP @fauxwoodpaneling.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Fire of Unknown Origin Promo Cassette!
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Come on, man. I know this is Bluesky but that's clearly a joke.
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dems put up a universally-beloved Muslim president, I don't understand this flip flop
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference
PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball.
PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting"
PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops."
PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end."
PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" 
PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO"
PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!"
PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!"
PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting."
PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair."
PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!"
PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
star trek TNG episode title:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_t...
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MESHUGGAH - New Millennium Cyanide Christ (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Reigning Phoenix Music
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Lemon pigs reproduce by budding after death. It's an unusual lifecycle but carries with it certain advantages, like being good for content
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I heard they let you retire after you push the button
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Bloodborne fans live in hell
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Ranaroth @ranaroth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Ned Dameron. From Robert E. Howard, Kull, Donald M. Grant, 1985. #NedDameron
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I just know this is a lead for a new series
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Looking good, sir. Keeping it tight!
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Album cover
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2026
yeah, I have trump derangement syndrome. in a lovecraft way
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there's still so much fecundity and enduring beauty in the nonhuman world. let's preserve and treasure it.
a mass of green anemones mostly closed and red sea stars
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
American Psycho
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Every dog owner I saw in a Tennessee suburb had shock collars on their neurotic, shrieking animals.
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A truly insectile mind. Nothing but consumption and reaction to stimulus in there.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Anger is a tool that gets you through the choke points
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024
My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/03/2026
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
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Jonathan Larsen @jonathanlarsen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus
Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Man has always thought soldiers were suckers and losers (they are, just ask one) and he's incapable of hiding his disdain for others so here we are
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Turning 24 today! 🧙‍♂️ Shares of my art are very much appreciated 🌛
Sword and Sorcery character Jirel Elric of Melnibone
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
AH
our big beautiful president looking like a wet mummy
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Willow 💧 @willowmlp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Looking forward to this one becoming relevant
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 27/02/2026
My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ecce Homo (Pilgrims of the Murk Dome)
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Lovely beast
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FantasyAnime @fantasyanime.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hirō Isono’s famous Mana Tree artwork for Secret of Mana (SNES) ❤️
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Can't wait til they're running the domestic drone suppression units. It's only fair
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Something's gotta give @vapefordogs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Watching my CTE game. Go hawks
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
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