Reposted by vaibhav sagarthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101738238
Reposted by vaibhav sagarMaria Antoniak @mariaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm recruiting 1-2 PhD students to join our lab in Fall 2027, through either Computer Science or Information Science at the University of Colorado Boulder! Looking for people with interests in NLP plus [healthcare | literary studies | narratives | social media | etc.]. Join us! 🏔️☀️cls-lab.comCLS Lab — Culture, Language, & Systems | University of Colorado BoulderThe Culture, Language, & Systems Lab at CU Boulder studies the language systems that transmit and shape modern culture, from internet platforms to literary archives to language models. 06749
Reposted by vaibhav sagarmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4988841631
Reposted by vaibhav sagarMichael Chavinda @mschav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Haskell parquet features now tracked on the official parquet site: parquet.apache.org/docs/file-fo...parquet.apache.orgImplementation statusThis page summarizes the features supported by different Parquet implementations. Note: If you find out of date information, please help us improve the accuracy of this page by opening an issue or sub... 063
Reposted by vaibhav sagarMicah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable 95115092836
Reposted by vaibhav sagarchar stiles @charstiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I made this spreadsheet to impress a hinge date and it didn’t work out so now i made content about it #outkast 64815
Reposted by vaibhav sagaraustin 🇵🇸 @stdlib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Qualcomm released the compiler for their IDL used for "FastRPC", called QAIC, and it is written in Haskell? good to see some people still have taste! github.com/qualcomm/QAICgithub.comGitHub - qualcomm/QAICContribute to qualcomm/QAIC development by creating an account on GitHub. 1347
Reposted by vaibhav sagarsarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a lot freaks me out about AI but 0% of my anxiety is about AGI. i think this is the part that freaks me out the most right now -- the many many indications that no one is at the wheel and no adults are present 322234397
Reposted by vaibhav sagarelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible 25150193940
Reposted by vaibhav sagarSam Aaron @samaaron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What's this? Another screen shot of Sonic Pi v5? Oh no my friend... This is a completely new implementation of Sonic Pi running live in my web browser running on top of SuperSonic. Coming soon to a browser near you... 0285
Reposted by vaibhav sagarThe Lobste.rs RSS feed @lobsters-feed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tilia—a new formatter for Haskell lobste.rs/s/jbxpqz #haskell markkarpov.comTilia—a new formatter for HaskellAnnouncing Tilia—a new formatter for Haskell source code. 063
Reposted by vaibhav sagarIvy Reese @spiralganglion.com · 15/09/2026here's a peak at what i've been doing for the past few years: building a calm, playful little space for thinking, doodling, journalling, and programming with materials like ink, paper, and… flux that spreads through your notes like a fluid wait what? www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurW...youtube.comPlayBook: A Programmable Paper NotebookYouTube video by Ink & Switch 35118
Reposted by vaibhav sagarPrem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues. 31570532537
Reposted by vaibhav sagarPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch 422689484
Reposted by vaibhav sagarMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 484297717659
Reposted by vaibhav sagarBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you 213614579
Reposted by vaibhav sagarBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113251303
Reposted by vaibhav sagarDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how). 4156791559
Reposted by vaibhav sagarIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 12/09/2026Ramsey just called LLMs "the Dubai of computing" 24910
Reposted by vaibhav sagarBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.* 122976643
Reposted by vaibhav sagarIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 10/09/2026www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr... today in niche HPQ semiconductor supply chain newstomshardware.comChinese quartz approved for semiconductor equipment and DRAM manufacturing, but it still can't break America's monopoly — China secures domestic supply for chipmaking components, but Spruce Pine still...No substitute for Spruce Pine for now, but a step in the right direction. 061
Reposted by vaibhav sagarAndreas Flierl @andreas.flierl.eu · 11/09/2026Quality keynote. Many reasons for "Why do companies stop using Haskell?" appear to equally apply to why companies "embrace" AI (aka "the thing I am not going to talk about"). www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Peb... While this is an opinion piece, it offers valuable insights and some good life lessons.youtube.comWhy Do Companies Stop Using Haskell? | Vaibhav Sagar | ZuriHac 2026YouTube video by OST – Ostschweizer Fachhochschule 182
vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 11/09/2026My ZuriHac 2026 talk recording is up! youtu.be/2PebXEak24Myoutu.beWhy Do Companies Stop Using Haskell? | Vaibhav Sagar | ZuriHac 2026YouTube video by OST – Ostschweizer Fachhochschule 096
Reposted by vaibhav sagarOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026applying "Make ___ Great Again" to Germany really does kinda give the game away 723887718
Reposted by vaibhav sagarRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 653999786
Reposted by vaibhav sagarmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026would you like to start a conversation with the customer service chatbot. would you like to use the doctor’s self-service phone system. do you reject the warm touch of a lover. do you long for the cold embrace of steel. will you replace your soul with hydraulic fluid 3837162
Reposted by vaibhav sagarFischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science 362687345
Reposted by vaibhav sagargabby @fullmoon.id · 08/09/2026Mathematicians announce a new Millenium Prize Problem: a frontier model, but aggressively horny; like, really really really horny 2223
Reposted by vaibhav sagarjordan @jdan.me · 08/08/2026notes.jordanscales.com/coffeenotes.jordanscales.comI recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry.I recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry. “How’s everything going?” I asked, “Crazy times right?” “We’re up to 1 million... 29331
vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 05/09/2026curious that the song talks about being "bigger than prince" when prince was not particularly large 030
Reposted by vaibhav sagarSam @samd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i think jon Ossoff said it best: the reason Trump is going crazy with building these monuments as fast as he can is that he knows that once he’s gone nobody else is going to build anything in his name 1742531
Reposted by vaibhav sagar-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 05/09/2026we have strayed so far from god's light 152747377
Reposted by vaibhav sagarPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026[“Guards, seize him” voice] Grok, do a vulgar roast 864448
Reposted by vaibhav sagar"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay 1357
Reposted by vaibhav sagargeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale 633504615
Reposted by vaibhav sagarpost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel 1053706425
Reposted by vaibhav sagarlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it 752347194
Reposted by vaibhav sagarderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026no need to "solve" chess. just secretly hire someone to play for you and claim those are your victories. 1105606455
Reposted by vaibhav sagarEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.techdirt.comHackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a... 80148267731
vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 05/09/2026if you really think about it, we already have a bicycle for the mind: it's just a bicycle 020
vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 05/09/2026announcing my new startup that sells ai-enabled e-bike conversion kits: a mind for the bicycle 001
Reposted by vaibhav sagardr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i love that he even steals from them and they still lick his boots for it 844437
vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 04/09/2026who cares if bleach is "extremely harmful to drink" - it's basically liquid 010
Reposted by vaibhav sagardr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026who cares if bug spray is "not food," it's in the grocery store 774278
Reposted by vaibhav sagarMicah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026"elon argues with social media professional, loses badly" will never not be funny 332634330