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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Maria Antoniak @mariaa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm recruiting 1-2 PhD students to join our lab in Fall 2027, through either Computer Science or Information Science at the University of Colorado Boulder! Looking for people with interests in NLP plus [healthcare | literary studies | narratives | social media | etc.]. Join us! 🏔️☀️
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CLS Lab — Culture, Language, & Systems | University of Colorado Boulder
The Culture, Language, & Systems Lab at CU Boulder studies the language systems that transmit and shape modern culture, from internet platforms to literary archives to language models.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Michael Chavinda @mschav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Haskell parquet features now tracked on the official parquet site: parquet.apache.org/docs/file-fo...
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Implementation status
This page summarizes the features supported by different Parquet implementations. Note: If you find out of date information, please help us improve the accuracy of this page by opening an issue or sub...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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char stiles @charstiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made this spreadsheet to impress a hinge date and it didn’t work out so now i made content about it #outkast
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austin 🇵🇸 @stdlib.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Qualcomm released the compiler for their IDL used for "FastRPC", called QAIC, and it is written in Haskell? good to see some people still have taste! github.com/qualcomm/QAIC
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GitHub - qualcomm/QAIC
Contribute to qualcomm/QAIC development by creating an account on GitHub.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a lot freaks me out about AI but 0% of my anxiety is about AGI. i think this is the part that freaks me out the most right now -- the many many indications that no one is at the wheel and no adults are present
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Sam Aaron @samaaron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's this? Another screen shot of Sonic Pi v5? Oh no my friend... This is a completely new implementation of Sonic Pi running live in my web browser running on top of SuperSonic. Coming soon to a browser near you...
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The Lobste.rs RSS feed @lobsters-feed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tilia—a new formatter for Haskell lobste.rs/s/jbxpqz #haskell
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Tilia—a new formatter for Haskell
Announcing Tilia—a new formatter for Haskell source code.
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Ivy Reese @spiralganglion.com · 15/09/2026
here's a peak at what i've been doing for the past few years: building a calm, playful little space for thinking, doodling, journalling, and programming with materials like ink, paper, and… flux that spreads through your notes like a fluid wait what? www.youtube.com/watch?v=GurW...
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PlayBook: A Programmable Paper Notebook
YouTube video by Ink & Switch
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wrote this quickly at a bus stop and didn't realize it would go viral, or else I would have worded it better. But the point is that the media is too credulous about AI killing everyone in 10 years (how?) when climate change is killing people now and will only get worse (we know exactly how).
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 12/09/2026
Ramsey just called LLMs "the Dubai of computing"
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 10/09/2026
www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr... today in niche HPQ semiconductor supply chain news
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Chinese quartz approved for semiconductor equipment and DRAM manufacturing, but it still can't break America's monopoly — China secures domestic supply for chipmaking components, but Spruce Pine still...
No substitute for Spruce Pine for now, but a step in the right direction.
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Andreas Flierl @andreas.flierl.eu · 11/09/2026
Quality keynote. Many reasons for "Why do companies stop using Haskell?" appear to equally apply to why companies "embrace" AI (aka "the thing I am not going to talk about"). www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Peb... While this is an opinion piece, it offers valuable insights and some good life lessons.
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Why Do Companies Stop Using Haskell? | Vaibhav Sagar | ZuriHac 2026
YouTube video by OST – Ostschweizer Fachhochschule
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vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 11/09/2026
My ZuriHac 2026 talk recording is up! youtu.be/2PebXEak24M
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Why Do Companies Stop Using Haskell? | Vaibhav Sagar | ZuriHac 2026
YouTube video by OST – Ostschweizer Fachhochschule
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
applying "Make ___ Great Again" to Germany really does kinda give the game away
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026
would you like to start a conversation with the customer service chatbot. would you like to use the doctor’s self-service phone system. do you reject the warm touch of a lover. do you long for the cold embrace of steel. will you replace your soul with hydraulic fluid
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 08/09/2026
Mathematicians announce a new Millenium Prize Problem: a frontier model, but aggressively horny; like, really really really horny
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jordan @jdan.me · 08/08/2026
notes.jordanscales.com/coffee
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I recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry.
I recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry. “How’s everything going?” I asked, “Crazy times right?” “We’re up to 1 million...
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 09/09/2026
hindley milner hype system
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vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 05/09/2026
curious that the song talks about being "bigger than prince" when prince was not particularly large
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i think jon Ossoff said it best: the reason Trump is going crazy with building these monuments as fast as he can is that he knows that once he’s gone nobody else is going to build anything in his name
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i'm doing this too
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 05/09/2026
we have strayed so far from god's light
an image of an RCA cassette to 3.5mm jack audio adapter
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026
[“Guards, seize him” voice] Grok, do a vulgar roast
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
there should be a version of black mirror that shows you the good side of technology, like how AI can help you cheat on your essay
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a few dozen million years ago this guy got sick of the wicked ground and went back into the sea to become Every Whale
a realistic speculative rendering of indohyus, a fairly small land mammal with a broad, rounded body, a long thick tail tapering at the end, a smoothly sloped head kind of like a borzoi dog's, short and thin hooved legs, and short, tawny fur. its shapes are somewhat reminiscent of a whale's
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no need to "solve" chess. just secretly hire someone to play for you and claim those are your victories.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
techdirt.com
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 05/09/2026
if you really think about it, we already have a bicycle for the mind: it's just a bicycle
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announcing my new startup that sells ai-enabled e-bike conversion kits: a mind for the bicycle
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i love that he even steals from them and they still lick his boots for it
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vaibhav sagar @vaibhavsagar.com · 04/09/2026
who cares if bleach is "extremely harmful to drink" - it's basically liquid
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
who cares if bug spray is "not food," it's in the grocery store
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
"elon argues with social media professional, loses badly" will never not be funny
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