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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn

@unlikelycyclists.bsky.social
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Cargo biker. Op-shopper. Eco-Worrier. Mum.

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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Party vote 🍏 Electorate vote 🍒 (we have no Green candidate + an excellent Labour candidate who I hope has a real shot at ousting current National MP in our swing electorate)
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ENROL. VOTE. Politics doesn’t need your attention to affect your life. #nzpol
You can avoid political conversations. you can mute political accounts. you can say "i don't do politics.

but you cannot mute the policies that determine your wages, rent, taxes, healthcare, schools, roads, rights and standard of living.

politics doesn't need your attention to affect your life.
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Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE. HAVE. BEEN. SAYING #nzpol
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So good 💛😍
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Team hihi here too!
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Hackney Cyclist @hackneycyclist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Dutch don't just build cycle tracks, they build cycle networks. Over motorways, under junctions, then branching off to the gym, football pitches & other local destinations. Safe, direct routes connecting the places people need to go. This is how you make cycling a normal part of everyday life.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got to the end, and the page for my cart won't load. Fuuuuuck this.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It also failed to find "anathoth raspberry" and "meals mates". Ughhhh.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woolworths has changed their online shopping site, including taking away the Shopping List function (which is how I always do my shopping), and it's got me all cranky.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Life seems to be happening *around* people at this current historical moment. This means that commentary is the main form of action for the vast majority. And it turns out that commentary keeps folks anxious and unfulfilled. People don't have a clear sense of what they can actually DO.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At some point someone has to stand up and go "Ok everyone shut the fuck up. You all didn't want Three Waters, so you've got this now. This is what you voted for. It's going to be expensive because Things Cost Money, and you've all underpaid for decades because of political cowardice".
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Barbara @barbara-nz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Schrödinger’s cycle lanes, so busy it’s too difficult to cross the road and at the same time a huge waste of money because no one ever uses them
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Attempting to outst the Prime Minister? Sackable offence as a Minister. Racism? Still fine apparently.
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newimprovedtom.bsky.social @newimprovedtom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’d be happier with the media finally dunking on Luxon if it was because his policies caused suffering, rather than because he’s not very good at selling the policies of suffering.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lack of govt spending means longer wait times at the hospital and for treatment, more homeless people, fewer educated people but also a tanking economy due to lower profits and high unemployment. So yeah I guess good luck and best wishes to everyone!
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 09/08/2026
I feel like it's pretty well known that austerity is a shitty response to bad economic conditions? Like we can't just reduce-government-spending our way to prosperity. How is that even supposed to work?
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
30 min show that isn't going to make me depressed or stressed is exactly the recommendation I need. Thank you!
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is outrageous, and I'm concerned that New Plymouth District is going to go the same way.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Man and Two Women Dancing
ALT: Man and Two Women Dancing
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Richard Hills @richardhills.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Great to see that National support 30 weeks Paid Parental Leave. Especially after they voted against the introduction of PPL. Blocked the extension to 26 weeks for several years. Canceled 33 pay equity claims. And just this year, cut Best Start payments for the majority of new parents.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Live your life so that when you pass, the world reacts like they did for Sam Neill.
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Adam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Moe mai rā Sam Neill. What an actor.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Uninvite them and never go on another date with them! If they are not willing to even TRY to enjoy something I love with me, they are not the person for me.
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Rob✅✅ @robdickinson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It was literally their entire manifesto, destroy PT, EVs, ferries, jobs, health, everything 'Burn it all down so we can make roads' They even failed on that #nzpol
Govt slows work on major highways, admits 2023 election promises were ‘very ambitious’
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
After the ride we had a Shinny Dip at Secret Spot, then Mexican food at Zapata. Could you get a better day? I don't know how.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I actually took time off this school holidays, so we came to Rotorua and rode the Whakarewarewa Forest Loop, which we've been meaning to do for yeeeears. Nearly-12yo did an awesome job, weather was perfect, and a rented e-bike meant I could actually do it. So fucking great.
A view over Rotorua from the Whakarewarewa Forest Loop. Blue sky, blue lake, with lots of green and punga in  the foreground.
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Old School Punk Librarian @kennethf62.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Desert Breath,1995-97, monumental land art, Eastern Sahara, Egypt, by Danae Stratou, Alexandra Stratou, Stella Constantinides, covering 25 acres of the Egyptian desert #WomensArt
Aeriel photograph looking down on a huge spiral installation in the desert sands
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/07/2023
I'm starting a crew who's in
picture of Eric Carle's Very Hungry Caterpillar captioned 
REJECT TASKS
EMBRACE COCOON
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 24/06/2026
the biggest thing I've learned posting on Bluesky is that the people don't know it, but they crave poetry
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is probably impossible, but does anyone know of an oodie-style oversized hoodie blanket that's made of natural fibres? I want a massive comfy hoodie, but try quite hard not to buy polyester!
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Everyone else is on the rugby, but I'm stoked to have spent the evening watching our women's hockey team take out their semi final against USA 🏑🖤 Amazing performance from keeper Grace O'Hanlon!
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What are some kaupapa Māori organisations doing great work and seeking donations? Preferably in Taranaki, but anywhere in Aotearoa considered. We're looking to set up a new regular donation or two.
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 19/06/2026
Love that the admin of Tramping In NZ on FB is deleting posts about the Conservation Amendment Act, claiming that people should keep their politics to themselves 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Our weeks are: Monday: kid hockey (Mr. Cyclist coaches, I watch) Tuesday: kid hockey practice, my choir practice Wednesday: Mr. Cyclist hockey practice Thursday: kid art class, my yoga, my music group Friday: kid acrobatics class Saturday: my pilates, Mr. Cyclist hockey game Sunday: my yoga
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How many nights a week do you have something on after work? I know everyone's situation is so different, but our family life has been feeling fairly busy this term, and I'm just curious about what people are doing and how they make it all work.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I got Teams to record and transcribe an important meeting. The transcript is mostly not bad, but then right in the middle of our serious conversation it quotes someone as saying "I wanna poop" 😂😂💩
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s all connected: public joy, public transport, public confidence, civic networks and resilience and optimism (plus the, y’know, economy, etc). The Mamdani effect is its own kinda of magic – but also, freely available to anyone/ any city/ any country that cares to join the dots on this stuff! 🌇❤️🎁
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Zohran Mamdani Celebrating
Alt: Zohran Mamdani celebrating because hell yeah!
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lie: Bike-lanes cause traffic congestion. Truth: Bike-lanes help solve traffic congestion. Lie: Bike-lanes hurt street shops if they replace parking. Truth: Bike-lanes help street shops more than street parking does. Lie: Bike-lanes cost us too much. Truth: Bike-lanes save us all public money.
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"But I don't use public transport." "You also don't use that one road in the Waikato that's costing enough to fund fare caps for hundreds of thousands of people for 26 years." "Oh."
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We have a yellow bedroom and I absolutely adore it.
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I bought myself a badge maker, and even though I've only made these test ones from a random magazine page, I can already tell that I love it. So fun! 🧷🟢
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 06/06/2026
On Bluesky? All of us
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Marc Daalder @marcdaalder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Paywall now lifted: The Government has dismantled a New Plymouth research and development centre set up by Labour to investigate new energy sources and help Taranaki transition away from oil and gas. newsroom.co.nz/2026/06/02/t...
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Taranaki clean energy centre quietly scrapped
The Ara Ake energy centre was set up to assist Taranaki with transitioning away from oil and gas, but funding was cut last week
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Dr Bex @drbex.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Properly funded healthcare isn't a "lolly scramble" Decent mental health services isn't a "treat' Fully functional community and support services aren't just a "nice to have" Pretty revolted by this govt treating basic services like some kind of fancy expensive treat #nzpol #BudgetDay2026
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Louise Hutt @saycheeselouise.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Only having politicians with personal or family wealth is objectively bad for democracy. Allowances to make sure people elected from all walks of life, no matter where you live, can be effective at their jobs isn't the issue. People with existing personal or family wealth taking the piss is.
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Unlikely Cyclists 🚲 Jenn @unlikelycyclists.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
TFW you spend a couple of hours making a lino cut, and then your kid asks "But won't the letters print backwards?" Yes, yes they will. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻
A lino cut with a picture of a bike and text surrounding it that says "Biking Is Revolutionary"
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today, I managed to cycle all the way to Lower Hutt from my apartment in Newtown, Wellington. It's about 20km and I was able to use cycle lanes and/or shared paths for pretty much the whole way there! I didn't think I'd be able to do this in my lifetime, and I'm absolutely stoked.
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