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@drosophili.ac
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Musician + shitposter. They/it/she. MDNI. 🎶 drosophili.ac 🎶

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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 4h
baby corn update (whiskstowhiskers on ig)
Baby corn, a small black cat, next to a croissant that is bigger than him
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 10h
baby and I are gonna see You Can See Everything in theaters on release. Tickets are bought
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 12h
im both lucky and chuffed. both fucked and sucked. i got somebody fine on my side and wisdom teeth on my cuffs. you? look at yourself, man. you look like aliens gave you syphilis
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 23/09/2026
yeah im gucci haha how bout u
A deep fried jpeg artifacted image of Francis Bacon's Screaming Pope
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
> be me, theoretically polyam > see chud online refuse to vaxx his dog > she, voluptuous vesper, activistmaxxing and militantly pro-masking on main oratorily corners this churlish covidpilled manchild > Chuffed, I agree and fav 1 of her pics > Swiftly blocked not me caught gooning in the mind
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
imagining a study that compares the scores given on RYM by alcoholics versus stoners
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 12h
BREAKING: kiki killed. the culprit? bouba
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 12h
katie tightpussy to undergo procedure to separate her bluesky and irl memories
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 15h
Meme of 3 edited tweets reading "pumpkin spice latte ... save me.." "pumpkin spice latte" and "save me pumpkin spice latte"
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 15h
Meme of 3 edited tweets reading "pumpkin spice latte ... save me.." "pumpkin spice latte" and "save me pumpkin spice latte"
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 15h
had to miss my second day of class due to migraine
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
using ai is like having a gym membership and then sending your most smarmy friend to do your exercise for you
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
on my way to a party to eat pumpkin pie I accidentally crashed a different party and they insisted I eat their pumpkin pie
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
first day of the semester 😭
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
oh? you're winning this argument? too bad I have an ace up my sleeve. [deploys pc gamer husband]
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
kitschy kitchen kaboodle this noodle, doodle~! [atomic bomb goes off]
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
when straight women call their boyfriends their partners it's camp. full stop.
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
"what's in your pants?" go fish
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
it's ok I look at pics of my boyfren and feel better
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
seeing women openly cry is like oh. your moms didnt say you 'cried ugly'? just mine? cool cool
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
attended 3 parties
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 28/09/2026
on my way to a party to eat pumpkin pie I accidentally crashed a different party and they insisted I eat their pumpkin pie
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GREASE (check pinned) @grease.gay · 25/09/2026
update: maya's still unemployed but looking, but she was able to pull out her built-up 401k from nordstorm, so if y'all could help us hang on for like two more weeks or however long it takes the check to get through the mail, we shouldn't need to beg anymore after that for a while 🙏💚 thank y'all sm~
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
a blue dog
Selfie if OP with freshly dyed blue hair and dog ears
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
redyed my hair blue
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
if your conception of sex politics (positive or negative) doesn't center bodily autonomy I don't want it
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
Not sex-positive, not sex-negative, but a secret third thing.......
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
me talking to my friend, very seriously but high as balls: you can do anything you set your mind to
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
kiki and bouba found dead
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
smonkin the zaza that makes good jazz explode
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
actually you are the sheep and I am the shepherd in this bitch
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
droso squad rise up
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
imagining a study that compares the scores given on RYM by alcoholics versus stoners
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
my delicious weedwich that I accidentally poured way too much balsamic vinegar on
Tomato sandwich with basil and ricotta
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
I'm smonkinga a doink
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me when i
big ass water tower viewed from the base
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 25/09/2026
My caddie's saying, "Shut up, Tiger, get in the golfcart" I just wanna be right where you par
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 27/09/2026
I swiped on the apps and actually left a few likes this time so here's to hoping
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
bro's hitting the cpap
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
weekend tasks ✅ see friend V ✅ see Saturday friends - host band on Sunday - empty dishwasher - quick groceries (soy creamer, command strips, body wash, cukes) - coordinate big grocery run w friend Y - dye hair - ALL LAUNDRY - tidy counters - vacuum - make bed - litterbox - maybe meal prep
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
no way dog no way
Screenshot of an instagram reel called "unused nonbinary names" and someone in the comments says "met my first Algorithm over the weekend. Wild NB times"-- this is about OP named Algorithm, the commenter is someone I met recently
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
no way dog no way
Screenshot of an instagram reel called "unused nonbinary names" and someone in the comments says "met my first Algorithm over the weekend. Wild NB times"-- this is about OP named Algorithm, the commenter is someone I met recently
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
> be me, theoretically polyam > see chud online refuse to vaxx his dog > she, voluptuous vesper, activistmaxxing and militantly pro-masking on main oratorily corners this churlish covidpilled manchild > Chuffed, I agree and fav 1 of her pics > Swiftly blocked not me caught gooning in the mind
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
me with your balls
static.klipy.com
Chinese Baoding Balls Hand Manipulation
Alt: Chinese Baoding Balls Hand Manipulation
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
they caught me gooning in the mind
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 26/09/2026
eating out zaddy i call that Elden Rim
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 25/09/2026
name all 4 sampled songs for a kiss
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 25/09/2026
jerma's mom. the jermama
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 25/09/2026
sex, like war, is abt making stuff explode
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