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I'll only follow you if I've either met you in real life, or if you'd be interesting at a dinner party. Kia atawhai ki tetahi. Queer. Gendermeh. Ace. She/they. 🇳🇿

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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
34 years ago today, I joined my very first online community. Shoutout to all the Victoria University Student Computing Facility BBS, those of us who were users there, and who are still around so many years later!
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Go home, Metservice. You're drunk. #WellyWeather
A screenshot of the current weather conditions in Newtown, Wellington. Apparently it's raining heavily with a 22km/hr southerly breeze.A photo of the actual current conditions in Newtown, taken from my balcony. A mostly blue sky with a few small clouds, and no wind to speak of. Basically just a lovely spring day.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
LOL at the idea of cuddle puddles being labelled a "weird cultish sexual practice".
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Post Haste courier who picked up my tent in Hamilton scanned the pickup and nothing else. It's a $500 tent. Why can't I see where it is in the system? I should have it by now. Fuming. 🤬
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ngā mihi mō te wiki o te reo Māori!
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Taxis. I've had some great conversations with taxi drivers. I don't use Uber. Never have, never will.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today's Connections made me angry. It's free REIN, not "free reign", ffs! It's to do with horses, not monarchs. Giving a horse free rein means that you let the horse go where it wants. "Free reign" is nonsense. #NoKings
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shaky shaky! #eqnz
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's something for #ArchaeologySky: Göbleki Tepe is absolutely atrocious at playing poker. It's just one big tell. (the rest of you can go and look it up)
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Olo Deka.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton leaving us on the same day, both aged 80, is just bloody cruel. 💔💔💔😭😭😭
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Mount Erebus disaster. Then the anti-Springbok tour protests a few years later.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
smh when hearing about offices putting Jolene on loop when 9 to 5 is RIGHT THERE 🙄
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly was the best. RIP to an absolute legend. 💔💔😭😭 This one hits hard. I'm going to be sad for a while.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am over 50 and I actually understood this. Take THAT, GenAlpha brainrot! Ha!
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Person with ADHD: *knocks cup over* fuck. shit. sorry
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Op shop worker: Hm, it's a bit stained. Tell you what, you can have it for half price.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dargaville.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No idea about the premise or plot, but the core characters would be a multigenerational queer and neurodiverse found family. And maybe get Chloe Liese to write it. She'd be amazing.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I'm an inattentive motorist who was totally absorbed in their phone while driving in heavy traffic. Near a school. "I don't see cyclists!" No, I'll bet you didn't really see anything except for Candy Crush, did you?
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The forbidden #nzpol question: which Chris is Mack Daddy, and which Chris is Daddy Mack? 🤔
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's that strange whooshing noise? Oh right, it's the sound of hundreds of people sending this link to @lizbethmyles.bsky.social!
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: SomeBODY once told me
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Playing around with the "now that's what I call music" macro...
Now That's What I Call Bullshit Now That's What I Call Multicam
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh no, not William Orbit 😭💔 #RIP to sn absolute legend. So many bangers.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolutely non-controversial food opinion, probably: afourer mandarins can collectively go fuck themselves because they are Foul and I refuse to buy or eat them. They are tiny, hard to peel, sour, and full of seeds. Just nope. Directly into the compost bin.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hey #kikorangi folks! When checking whether you're enrolled to vote on vote.nz, use your RealMe login if you have one, because it's about a billion times faster if you've already got it set up. If you don't have a RealMe login, make sure to TYPE IN YOUR FULL ADDRESS. Don't use autofill. #nzpol
vote.nz
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I hope the rough sleepers of #Wellington have somewhere safe and warm to be tonight. It's bitterly cold out there.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's just started snowing again in Newtown. Quite heavily this time!
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
SNOW DAAAAAYYYYY ❄️#WellyWeather
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
High temp of 15C, low of 4C. RIP my joints.... 😬
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*stands up on a plane* excuse me, I need to get to the bathroom. sorry. thanks. sorry.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Getting my first dose of the #MMR vax tomorrow! Anyone got tips or tricks for minimising side-effects?
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm gonna tell my friends to all go to hell, and wish my enemies well. - "Bleed Out", the Mountain Goats
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Thinking that 1995 was five years ago. Ten, tops. *taps earpiece* sorry WHAT
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four: Synthpop Edition We have always been at war with Erasure.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bill Birch has died. I remember when he was the Minister of Everything. #nzpol
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We live in a world where, if the US president isn't constantly shitposting, everyone thinks he's dead.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
MRAAH, indeed. #DoingTheBusiness Next question: is it camp? 🤔
Tweet from J. Michael Spencer: 
"Is this headline business or gay? BUSINESS OR GAY???"

Picture shows a bearded techbro looking thoughtful next to a computer screen. Headline from news89 .com that says "How To Tell If The Bear Market Is Bottoming, According To The Pros."
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Want to work on the upcoming NZ general election? Roles are now OPEN for applications! Head on over to work.elections.nz for more information, including how to apply. All roles are paid at the living wage or above. #nzpol #pōti26
work.elections.nz
Search Jobs - Electoral Commission
The Electoral Commission runs New Zealand’s parliamentary elections. We work to provide an effective and impartial electoral system that New Zealanders understand and trust.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bought my sole #NZIFF ticket, and it's a jazz movie. I am not ashamed. (it's Everybody Digs Bill Evans, for those wanting to know which one. What? I like his stuff, okay?)
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's not that governments have been intentionally running the service down. It's more that people are using things like email and texting instead of sending letters to communicate with each other long-distance. If you use a service less often, they downgrade it.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Counterpoint: the Electoral Commission has been making huge efforts to make sure that people are enrolled to vote. This includes historically disenfranchised people. Also, you can still cast an ordinary vote without an EasyVote card. The process will just take a fraction longer. #nzpol #pōti26
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The 2026 version of multicam is when you're filming with two phones instead of just one.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just watched the first episode of the four-part documentary series "The Man Will Burn" about Burning Man. All the white people in it are insufferable. "Black Rock City is the Vatican and everywhere else is a church" oh fuck offfffffff The one black family is p cool tho.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social more suit crimes from the prime minister of New Zealand...
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey #Kiwirail, maybe it's time to stop glorifying terfdom and get rid of this fucking sign? This kind of thing isn't cute anymore, ffs. 🤮
Sign over the kiosk at Wellington Railway Station that says "Platform 9 3/4" in Harry Potter font.
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Not Bonnie Tyler 😭💔
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Heads up, #kikorangi! The NZ Electoral Commission is going to be starting their main recruitment push for the upcoming election from Sunday July 19th. If you've ever wanted to work on an election, you should definitely apply. NB: all roles are paid at the living wage or above. #nzpol
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bekitty @bekitty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A very happy Canada Day to all the hosers. And the rest of you nerds. 🇨🇦
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