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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 6h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 9h
elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 8h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 11h
i need the Aja sweatpants so bad
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13h
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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kokomi🐰💕 @kokomiin.bsky.social · 10h
ko-fi poll winner: burnt out OL Limes #laimuart #illustration
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 12h
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12h
Nobody asked for this gross fucking AI slop. STOP. You are legit maga coded. Stop fucking using this shit and make your own content you lazy fuck.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Vita Ayala @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 17h
These fools think people wanted isolated, hyper individual lives/experience when art (visual, textual, music, etc) is about connection and communication between people.
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 17h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 18h
Only one man could have solved this
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
akpub.io
Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
are people being annoying about weebs not liking the international release names again I'm not fucking calling it delicious in dungeon, Fed.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026
i remember when i first heard about american college fraternities as a teen and was like well i must be missing something culturally there must be more there that isnt just the evil stuff but then i learned no its pretty much just the evil stuff
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
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Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Swiwwel @swiwwel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rimjobs are coming to #HaloInfinite @swordfrotonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should make a hammer with a camera inside of it
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Apple was too big to fit in the slicer so I cut the sides off first and then when the slicer started to cut the square apple into 16 wedges I realized I'd inadvertently created a Lament Configuration. 😬
An apple in an apple slicer as seen from above; the apple appears square-shaped because the sides have been sliced off. The apple slicer is a circular device with sixteen blades radiating out from a central point. The apple has been mostly sliced through so the top surface looks like a square with sixteen cuts in it, similar to one of the views of the Lament Configuration from Hellraiser. Slightly lower view showing how the apple is roughly cube shaped
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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epic rap battles of history: Koko the gorilla vs curious George
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TWIN PEAKS. The Return, Part 8 (2017)
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 29/09/2026
Wife's Friend Evil Nipple Yumi Hinata
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so funny to call yourself a Rationalist and everything you believe is fake and stupid and insane as hell
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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</3 @evangelinemorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Andrei @capbaddecisions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
<he's just a little guy/weird thing/sibling> #controlresonant #dylanfaden #remedygames #brart
Digital art of the character chiikawa dressed as Dylan Faden from Control Resonant. He seems to be trying and failing to hold back tears while shaking. the text under the art read "THE BOARD: <Please stop crying/leaking/awooo.>"
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm getting too much money!
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Rebecca de Autumn🍂 @sweetpeebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fbc bureaucrats would hate it if mamdani had the service weapon. he’d say things like “well i think people should have breaks longer than 2 minutes at a time” and “why are you torturing that little bald boy” and they’d be so mad at him for it
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this but im serious
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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laney @saltmalk.in · 02/01/2026
warm again
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, we're still suspended. But if you miss the stream, check out our latest YouTube video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjh...
youtube.com
Name Change Week Returns!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 27/09/2026
Robert Eggers explains why he is directing a new ‘ROMEO & JULIET’ movie: “After ‘Werwulf’ I was writing another horror movie and it got so dark again that I was like, ‘I need a break,’ so I’ll just do something about 2 teenagers killing themselves.”
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Valk @einherjarvalk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
increasingly convinced the RDJ Iron Man film is one of the single most socially damaging pieces of media to ever exist
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