chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thought about this some more and decided absolutely not, obviously 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them 9421105
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One thing you gotta understand about me is there's something in my eye. 000
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Scientists have calculated that the number of people who would need to be blown to smithereens in order to fix the world is, surprisingly, only about 13 or 14. Here are their names: 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Chess dot com is such a messed up institution at this point for so many reasons, but this one caught me off guard. They now show you this guy being sad and disappointed in you after you've blundered a game. He can't even look you in the eyes. 140
Reposted by chaffmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/01/2024this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure 12987228
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ancient Roman Chicago Cubs getting milled at nine men's morris, scratching their heads 030
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026TRON (1982) has a line friends and I still reference — "all that is visible must grow beyond itself and extend into the realm of the invisible" — quoting the I Ching, some real gnostic shit, reality and what is knowable etc.. Computer makes you go woah about "real" life, but it is about real life. 120
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My long-awaited review of 2025's TRON: ARES is here letterboxd.com/chaffmode/fi...letterboxd.comA ★ review of TRON: Ares (2025)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review. 010
Reposted by chaffVicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I got some very exciting news, which is my FFS date got pushed up! But it also means that my money is not as in order as I hoped and I could really use help in affording the surgery and the recovery. If you can help me out, every little bit helps! Thank you so much! Mutual Aid keeps us all afloat!chuffed.orgSupport Vicky's FFSI got a date for facial feminization surgery In October, which is very exciting! But October is coming fast, and I didn't have nearly as much time to save for costs and recovery as I hoped. Even with ... 4320240
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026On the return trip they swabbed my phone because someone said 9/11 onto it 020
Reposted by chaffᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i thought everyone knew this already, but for those who might not... when they say israel is an apartheid state, it's not hyperbole. 12411
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The people who run this website remind me of when I would join some club at school and the older students running the group arrived early and were always engaged in a v self-satisfied conversation about ethics in Batman or something 020
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The headsman's arm is racked with aches and pains, the blade dulled from 10,000 strikes, yet still the accursed one eludes capture 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Devil in Hell who sewes flat tags w'th scratchy edges in-to the waist of my pants, where gently rests the tender skin of the sensuous small of my back (to remind me I am but an animal, and a bug on me, cannot paw away) 030
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Shout out to this thang I drank gallons from 2022–present, probably never again 020
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For all your discursive needs, I have created @rhetoricalyesno.bsky.social 011
Reposted by chaffPOKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!! 1228576
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Alright ok can everyone stop quote-dunking this Paul guy before my nuts and brain go septic 010
Reposted by chaffPatrick @vectorpark.com · 07/09/2026Cars are famously a great technology to have redesigned civilization around 48912
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if anyone even knows what a pecan looks like anymore 050
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026TSA guy checking my ID and the receipt for paying them to accept my ID: "Okay this is good until- literally 9/11" 040
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Watching my mandatory snitch training video at the oranic grocery store company with its own secret police 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Why/how have we lost this, displaced by what, and how are we proposing to bring it back? is what I want to know, what I've been not understanding for the past 20 years of my life. They seem so stupid as to be immune to shame. 000
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The thing about the "alignment" concerned technologists, even those at a degree of chortling, self-conscious remove, is that they all think they're talking Jurassic Park writ large—the main theme, the epochal vision, the thunderous megafauna, "life fi—and actually they're just playing with compies. 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“winter's bad, i know. and the other side: house switching, key doing, becoming now — anymore didn't you study!” — #fridgle 11 fridgle.net/p/Y5 000
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“monky's become fewer, so they say angles witness to asses the channel clearing hardly clear this creep his being has ordered it” — #fridgle 9 fridgle.net/p/GW 010
chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“sorry thee feds, his majesty it seems is tar. thee disciples might sweep: clean him mess around.” — #fridgle 8 fridgle.net/p/Gtfridgle.netfridgledaily fridge poetry toy 010