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Greatest living chess player of all time and wise master of swords — chaff.neocities.org

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 14h
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 14h
Wouldst thou like to eat breakfastly
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need this stupid ass gun
cardboard box for stupid looking 1960s Japanese toy pistol with bizarre proportions and the word BEST embossed on it
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sebulba is a bird taxonomically speaking
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my walk-up song
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thought about this some more and decided absolutely not, obviously
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Alright, Dracula, let's get you to coffin
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just once I would like to cry over a chess game
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One thing you gotta understand about me is there's something in my eye.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are making clear milk soon
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scientists have calculated that the number of people who would need to be blown to smithereens in order to fix the world is, surprisingly, only about 13 or 14. Here are their names:
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chess dot com is such a messed up institution at this point for so many reasons, but this one caught me off guard. They now show you this guy being sad and disappointed in you after you've blundered a game. He can't even look you in the eyes.
Chess.com's lessons/analysis narrator guy, Dane Mattson in cartoon form
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ancient Roman Chicago Cubs getting milled at nine men's morris, scratching their heads
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brad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
@furby_hancock
not my goofy ass living by the sword 
*This user has died by the sword*
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TRON (1982) has a line friends and I still reference — "all that is visible must grow beyond itself and extend into the realm of the invisible" — quoting the I Ching, some real gnostic shit, reality and what is knowable etc.. Computer makes you go woah about "real" life, but it is about real life.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My long-awaited review of 2025's TRON: ARES is here letterboxd.com/chaffmode/fi...
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A ★ review of TRON: Ares (2025)
This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got some very exciting news, which is my FFS date got pushed up! But it also means that my money is not as in order as I hoped and I could really use help in affording the surgery and the recovery. If you can help me out, every little bit helps! Thank you so much! Mutual Aid keeps us all afloat!
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Support Vicky's FFS
I got a date for facial feminization surgery In October, which is very exciting! But October is coming fast, and I didn't have nearly as much time to save for costs and recovery as I hoped. Even with ...
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On the return trip they swabbed my phone because someone said 9/11 onto it
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i thought everyone knew this already, but for those who might not... when they say israel is an apartheid state, it's not hyperbole.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The people who run this website remind me of when I would join some club at school and the older students running the group arrived early and were always engaged in a v self-satisfied conversation about ethics in Batman or something
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The headsman's arm is racked with aches and pains, the blade dulled from 10,000 strikes, yet still the accursed one eludes capture
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Foryn Gilnith was right
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Devil in Hell who sewes flat tags w'th scratchy edges in-to the waist of my pants, where gently rests the tender skin of the sensuous small of my back (to remind me I am but an animal, and a bug on me, cannot paw away)
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Toys and games, baby
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shout out to this thang I drank gallons from 2022–present, probably never again
Public water fountain
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For all your discursive needs, I have created @rhetoricalyesno.bsky.social
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!!
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Alright ok can everyone stop quote-dunking this Paul guy before my nuts and brain go septic
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Patrick @vectorpark.com · 07/09/2026
Cars are famously a great technology to have redesigned civilization around
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My Dinner With Andre but CRAZY and TWISTED
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Niche dad content keep scrolling
Two horizontal manga panels. Shigeru Mizuki's toothbrush-mustachioed dad in the 1930s reading a newspaper. Narration text: "Our father had an odd outlook on life." Dad says: "Ha ha ha! Looks like Japan's raising the stakes!" Next panel: "Oh yeah! Who's hungry?" He leans back, stretching his hands behind his neck, laughing "BWA HA HA HA" ...Coworker men look over at him nervously. The vibe is off. Narration: "Sometimes he enjoyed himself too much."
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if anyone even knows what a pecan looks like anymore
Cube labeled "PECAN" in a display case of cubes
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𝕻𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖙 🔞 @pesst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found it
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TSA guy checking my ID and the receipt for paying them to accept my ID: "Okay this is good until- literally 9/11"
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh???? Wuh???????
Menu item MATCHA BEER - MAKE ANY BEER MATCHA BEER FOR $2.00 EXTRA and it's a photo of an opaque green Asahi
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Cowboy of Monte Bebop
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching my mandatory snitch training video at the oranic grocery store company with its own secret police
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😏
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🇺🇲
Incoherent wall scrawl by the guy who does this in Chicago, black marker on concrete reads: 

We Believe   No
For more      Tomorrow

The Omen

[Poorly drawn US flag superimposed over the words]
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why/how have we lost this, displaced by what, and how are we proposing to bring it back? is what I want to know, what I've been not understanding for the past 20 years of my life. They seem so stupid as to be immune to shame.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
strayed too far from dad's yacht
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The thing about the "alignment" concerned technologists, even those at a degree of chortling, self-conscious remove, is that they all think they're talking Jurassic Park writ large—the main theme, the epochal vision, the thunderous megafauna, "life fi—and actually they're just playing with compies.
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“winter's bad, i know. and the other side: house switching, key doing, becoming now — anymore didn't you study!” — #fridgle 11 fridgle.net/p/Y5
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“monky's become fewer, so they say angles witness to asses the channel clearing hardly clear this creep his being has ordered it” — #fridgle 9 fridgle.net/p/GW
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“sorry thee feds, his majesty it seems is tar. thee disciples might sweep: clean him mess around.” — #fridgle 8 fridgle.net/p/Gt
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fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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