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denim vest librarian of the twin cities (he/him)

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 23h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repeating my sotto voce refrain that I think we are very soon going to have to deal with the plain (but seldom spoken) fact that police are simply not under the control of the political leadership who command them on paper.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/10/2026
Differences in housing policy post-Surge couldn't be more stark. Both councils passed a temporary 60-day notice requirement for nonpayment evictions. Minneapolis: the mayor vetoed and council centrists refused to override. On pace for record evictions. St. Paul passed it veto-proof. Down 15% YOY
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Warhammer 40K Techpriest, with a balloon that makes it look like he's saying the quoted post
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that would be rasputin getting his flesh sucked off and turning into a skellington at the opening of Anastasia
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GOLDY BITCH
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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How can everyone involved act like this is a legitimate system. How does this judge put on his robe in the morning instead of blowing his brains out.
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think it's crazy to think that if Dems had an eight year supermajority and Presidency, we would still come out the other side with no health care, with ICE intact, with money still pouring into Israel, etc.
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phylan @phylan.website · 24/07/2026
we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless
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bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what they mean when they talk about how dangerous minneapolis is
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
It really is worth remembering just last year the conventional wisdom on immigration was that people supported mass deportation to such a degree people should be cautious in opposing the Trump administration snatching people and sending them to CECOT.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
i'm going to withhold judgment on this until somebody with at least eight flags in their bio tells me that everything since 2016 is personally my fault and to go and fuck myself
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I would like to announce I am also pulling out of the Ed Sheeran tour
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
commentators talking about murray’s injury history and then him immediately getting taken out of the game by injury is something else
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR 3:40 4Q This game has a 99.97% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 59-37 (59.70%)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven?
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and we're not regulating that.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 08/09/2026
They published this the same day they published the news that Mamdani's office is releasing to the public thousands of documents showing Giuliani's office knew how toxic the air was around Ground Zero and lied about it, leading to more deaths than on 9/11.
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Scare-ah @slwein.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m sorry. are they storming the field at the big house for a last second week one win over western Michigan???? have some goddamn shame, my god.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
to mention Musk and not note his full-throated antisemitism along with the fact he is fighting a court case to preserve his ability to manufacture AI-generated CSAM at industrial scale is malpractice—the biggest GOP donor is a pornographer, say it!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/09/2026
just got word that an archive of your inner monologue has been leaked on the darkweb. more than two billion shower thoughts, power fantasies, and monologues of what you wish you had said to your crush are being downloaded and put to sinister use by Latvian teen hackers as we speak
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
is it good when the alleged leader of the opposition is, reading this in the best faith possible (which you should not), someone who believes that it’s 1996?
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Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
streamer stuff like this always gets me all Mr. Rogers at the Senate like "I'm very much concerned, as I know you are, with the stupid worthless shit being delivered to our children"
Mr. Rogers in his famous Senate testimony
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
did I just see stavvy on a fucking ESPN commercial lmao
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A far-right ethnonationalist movement turning the machinery of the state against its early activists once they are deemed insufficiently loyal — now I’ve heard everything.
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Ketracel Black @ketracelblack.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
So zines are a crime if the govt doesn't like what's inside of them but creating csam is all good? Epstein occupied government.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't know when people woke up to Dolly, because when I was a kid she was just considered a fun celebrity to have around. And then, I don't know when, maybe as late as the 2010s, it was like people looked at her body of work and realized holy shit wait actually
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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m less interested in what a law says than in how it’s enforced. Illinois claims to be a sanctuary state, but JB Pritzker arrested more people at Broadview than Trump. And now it turns out our prosecutors are passing on tips to ICE.
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 21/08/2026
The Foreign Minister of Iran just made the same tweet as me 24 hours later. It was nice knowing you all.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 20/08/2026
If you want the chief prosecutor of Minneapolis to be someone who only ever went to work as a federal prosecutor under Republican presidents and quit under Democratic presidents, spending the years in between doing big corporate defense work, Anders Folk is your guy!!
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Magma Suit @magmasuit.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Original Trilogy- Necessary to have seen to participate in society Prequels- Should be understood and appreciated for what they are but only in the proper academic context Disney Star Wars- If my kid mentions this at the dinner table I’m showing up at the school board meeting
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri
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teej @unironichipster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
man at venn looking like he got dragged through a dirt field wearing a “if this parlay doesn’t hit I’ll kill myself” shirt is some real economical storytelling
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Delightful blog: defector.com/everybody-lo...
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Everybody Loves Big Boy | Defector
My name is Noelle and I’m a fan of the world’s largest operating steam locomotive. I used to think this was a unique fact about me. But recently our tiny fandom has exploded. Big Boy, as he’s called—C...
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 12/08/2026
she was traded to Wisconsin for a governor to be named later
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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