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Sarah

@slwein.bsky.social
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I let sports ruin my life. salt & vinegar chip enthusiast.

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 39m
matt shaw may be a disaster at the plate and a liability in the field but at least he's also a shitty person
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 1h
the Cubs season is probably ending today and it sucks that they had an insane defense but a pitching staff with 5.2 working ligaments. but watching PCA have a season for the ages was incredible so I’m still glad for all of it. and he’ll be a Cub for many years. built around him and LFG.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 3h
serious question for the baseball stat heads: is someone going to compile a big off season deep dive into ABS challenges for the whole season? I want to see everything: most successful individual player & team, least successful player & team, most & least used, etc. who is putting that together!
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 6h
Talarico will mandate that all baseball players have to hump each other
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 6h
a good playoff baseball game…would love for my my team to part of one of those someday
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Kevin Tompkins @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 6h
frank reynolds in a phillies hat coming out of a couch
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 7h
and y’all wondered why Colin Simmons wanted to relieve himself out in the fresh air smh
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 10h
lmao it’s gonna be 7-0 in the bottom of the 1st. we are almost free of the 2026 Cubs, thank god.
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Liv @itslivagain.bsky.social · 21h
He also really emphasized that it was to see Caitlin Clark too like bro that’s the one you’re supposed to know that’s the main one y’all pretend to care about 🤣🤣
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 23h
ball knower 👇
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Clayton Kershaw saying Happ needs to move Seiya up. he clearly doesn’t know ball LMAO
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Matt Boyd picked a bad day to fucking suck again. Fire everyone in the pitch lab.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at our baseball dad cleaning up 🥵
Jim Deshaies being the best dressed in the broadcast booth
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if we all concentrate REALLY hard, we can manifest a PCA lead off home run
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bench chatter picked up on the analyst mic between the benches culminating in someone being called a "f*ckin big bitch" twice. Hockey has returned
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rizzo mentioning Lester on this broadcast…y am I cryin in the club rn
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
seeing a baseball fall between a centerfielder and a second baseman…some of y’all don’t have Pete Crow-Armstrong and Nico Hoerner up the middle??
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one has looked more Like A Yankee than Cam Schlitter in a long time imo.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately the cubs completely forget how to play baseball the second they hit the west coast so congrats to them on a good season and I’ll see them in 2027!
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone know if we have school tomorrow meme but changed to “a pitching staff” and his phone has a cubs logo on it
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when I got cleared to bear weight after 8 weeks my surgeon was like “sneakers only. no heels.” I was like sir you’re out of your damn mind if you think this surgically repaired ankle is ever seeing another high heel again
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
y’all owe my large sons an apology!!!
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he’s announcing that they’re dissolving the AL West
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
time to see what my pal River Cartwright has been getting into lately
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they just said on the Cubs broadcast that this Cubs-Red Sox game at the Trop that was announced two days ago has outsold 58 Rays games this season 😭
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reece Davis voted Ole Miss # 1 last week btw
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
an AGGIE talked shit to me at the bar. “ugly win today.” ??????
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
all the Verlander tributes by media members are weird as fuck to me given how he treated the Detroit Free Press reporter but ok!!
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
during the TX/OU broadcast last year they tried to convince us that Mateer was a heisman contender. never forget.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas won and now I’m locked in on watching OU do…whatever they are doing. god is real.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Scorsese absolute cinema
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trump posed with an old Tennessee lady wearing a horns down sticker and they lost. he cannot stop hitching himself to losers!l!! is this anything
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE REAL UT
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ryan Wingo please graduate tomorrow you are ALWAYS at the scene of the fucking crime
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sorry to ref complain but why don’t they ever call holding anymore
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he thought someone stepped on a jellyfish! he’s helping!
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WOKENESS RUN AMOK IN KNOXVILLE
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 26/09/2026
God forbid he shows off his CHAMPIONSHIP HYDRATION LEVEL
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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can't simulate use of the restroom anymore, because of woke
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it shouldn’t be a penalty if it’s funny
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Muschamp please come get your man godDAMN
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💀💀💀
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the temperature dropped from 100 to 90 and houstonians are moving DIFFERENT
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly I was first on the AL West winner being at or sub .500 beat
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Sarah @slwein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my hockey husbands getting into a scrap with the wild…we are so back
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