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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 15h
why the fuck does reddit have a "For You" feed showing my posts from subreddits I am not a member of. Who thought this was a good idea?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city is legit
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Setting an alarm to remind myself to go to bed in 40 minutes
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Democratic candidate talking point just dropped.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put Guzran in Smash
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm buying into blue wave so I have to counter my own hope by starting to doom about them actually doing anything good once in office
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, after listening to @intothecast.bsky.social talk about Fortune's Weave for three hours: I wish I had three more hours of this
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It comes down to this: the Angels have to win their last game of the season to avoid losing their distinction as the only MLB team to never have a 100-loss season.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone have opinions on a decent retro emulation handheld for a 9yo
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guzran really is that dude
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone have opinions on a decent retro emulation handheld for a 9yo
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I didn't vote for Trump because I'm gullible. I voted for Trump because I'm evil."
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm unfixable but it would still be nice
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's pretty fucked up that I have to go to work instead of just getting to play Fire Emblem all day
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again having the "I could probably still do a backflip, right?" intrusive thought
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(It’s the best one by far)
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
holy shit I need to get back on some Adderall
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Kaylie 🏳️‍⚧️ @kaylio64.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how the FUCK is it only 1:13 right now
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, you see, according to Effective Altruism, it's only rational to support both Ed Sheeran and Israel...
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dante @dante.cool · 17/09/2026
new blog post: zero company is a triumph for star wars blog.dante.cool/zero-company...
blog.dante.cool
zero company is a triumph for star wars
good god it's nice to experience good star wars again
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Jamie Ontario @jroberts548.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
every time I think I have been acclimated to how depraved Israel and its western allies, including my country, are, something new breaks me.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What game you're playing can also make a big difference in terms of how much you actually get done in those 2 hours
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy for all the Blexas Hopers but wake me up when we're in the Blouth Carolina zone
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trying to decide if it's possible for me to stretch this one task out over the next 4 hours of work
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
EA guys really think they can see the Golden Path
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/09/2026
i’m sorry but this entire worldview seems not just evil but deeply stupid? the far future is fake! it doesn’t exist! what matters are people here and now!
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The thing about screenshots of Truth Social posts is that I'm never going to take the effort to verify if they're real or not
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daughter's math homework. Why are we just assuming he got the right answer?
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Any team spending less on their roster than mine doesn't take football seriously enough. Any team spending more is ruining football by trying to buy wins.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the reason I bought a Switch 2 is almost here
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Roll Gothica (that emo dice shi) @rollgothica.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It begins
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
maybe your brain but not mine
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm glad to see that after forgetting in 2024, the Democrats have remembered how to cheat
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Signed up to chaperone one of my kid's field trips but was thankfully not selected
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ root for Scorigami ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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Jose @jum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
anyways it’s the first NFL Sunday and some team everyone thinks will be pretty good is about to embark on an unexpected shitshow of a year, pumped to find out who it ends up being
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I really don't understand how Ohio State managed the end of that game
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the fuck are they doing right now
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Jacks
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Jake @jakeofonline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's the Ted Cruz magic right there
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👨‍🚀 @frdan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They just had the kid from Rookie of the Year throw out the first pitch
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👨‍🚀 @frdan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So great running into @revmario.bsky.social with @jakeofonline.bsky.social before the Pirates game in Wrigley!
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