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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1h
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LL COOL J MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1h
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THE HIVES TICK TICK BOOM
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 1h
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THIS MORTAL COIL IT'LL END IN TEARS
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 2h
Do or die. This team hasn't scored fuck all for runs this whole month but if there's anything they've proven its they can show the fuck up outta fuckin nowhere.
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Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
ALT: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 6h
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 7h
genuinely, what a fucking record.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 7h
The boston bruins are on track this season to have 252 goals for and 0 goals against
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 9h
D’ONOFRIO THE GOAT UNDEFEATED
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Dan Johnson will design games for food @coil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Heck yeah.
Human-made over 5 years

No AI has been used to generate any code or content in or about the game, and never will be. Slow Roads has been a labour of love since the project began in 2021, and has been built with a decade of experience in 3D graphics and creative software development. Textures are hand-drawn, sounds are recorded locally, and all systems are designed and engineered specifically for the unique context of the game. This is a solo-developed project that I take great care over, and I believe AI simply doesn't belong in creative projects like these.

Please note that procedural generation is not a form of generative AI; the procedures used to generate the world in the game are mathematical functions that have been derived and defined by hand, with direct creative intent.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 22h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 15h
Found a fossil in the wild.
Boarding gateZooming in and finding Windows XP.
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 22h
Bruins do nothing for 56 minutes then pot 3, I can live with that
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIME TO BE FUCKING INSUFFERABLE SOX. YANKEES. PLAYOFFS. CAM FROM FUCKIN WALPOLE. PAYTON MF TOLLE.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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CHEMICAL BROTHERS SETTING SUN
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 30/09/2026
trying to sneak a crime talk into the warcon CFP
sopranos frame, johnny sack says "again with the money?" with an exasperated look on his face, off screen carmine sr. replies with "yeah, again with the money."
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
time is a flat circle
 Are Linux and Open Source Un-American?
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by Steve Coe
on February 21, 2001

Jim Allchin, Microsoft Windows operating system chief, was quoted in an article about open source last week. I advise any Linux user to go and read it if you haven't already, as it's great comedy material.

According to the hive mind of Microsoft, open source should be made illegal. There's no way around it, this is the bottom line. Want to write your own code and release it into the community? Congratulations, come with us Sir/Madam, we have this nice little grey room for you. Don't worry about the bars on the windows, they are there for our protection in case you somehow manage to write a graphics viewer or a Perl script to terrorize the world.

Ordinarily, a mere underling like Mr. Allchin wouldn't be taken too seriously, but Microsoft speaks with one voice, and we all know who he is channeling.

As a member of the Linux and Open Source communities, I am appalled and outraged by his comments and wish to respond. The article shows Microsoft is scared. Very scared. So, will they build a better product? Nah, to hell with it, they'll just get the government to outlaw the competition.
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Ian Campbell @neurovagrant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had to dig it up for a Signal group so I'll drop it here too. If you haven't read the Reddit thread about the sysadmin who discovered the entire prod system ran out of a 500TB Dropbox that everyone had read/write access to, block off some time in your calendar: www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/c...
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Josh McDaniels on 3rd and 17
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meme-able Jack Smith hearing text message poster.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 29/09/2026
Did I miss the passage of a new law that required all phone conversations to take place on speaker phone?
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 29/09/2026
bringatrailer.com/listing/1976... 8.2L V8, three speed auto, 190 horsepower. Truly a barge.
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No Reserve: 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1976 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #265,684.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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BONEY M RASPUTIN
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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THE KILLERS MR BRIGHTSIDE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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PORTISHEAD
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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OUTKAST SPEAKERBOXX
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here is the menu
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 28/09/2026
mandatory SEC disclosures are not enough, I want USCSB-style videos detailing ransomware incidents
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 28/09/2026
two constants that every network engineer will at some point conclude should be reinvented from first principles and make an attempt at doing so: name resolution and the concept of time itself
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
the software industry has not solved "cleanly copying and pasting text in a table from one program to another" after 40 years of productivity design and optimization. just thinking of other things that took more time and effort than cracking an atom in two
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 28/09/2026
"Hmm, here's 45 AOL CD-ROMs I forgot I scanned" is a thing I thought tonight
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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REM AUTOMATIC FOR THE PEOPLE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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PRODIGY EXPERIENCE
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if you think Bluesky is humorless, well, I invite you to go look at Mastodon for a while
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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STREETS BLINDED BY THE LIGHTS
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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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chris! @unauthorized.computer · 27/09/2026
post punk weather patterns
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/09/2026
They don’t care that I have work to do
Two fluffy black cats sleeping on my lap without a care in the world. 0day is on the left, Patch is on the right
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster · 25/09/2026
Real power move
A 40 oz bottle of Olde English “800” malt liquor
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Marje, herself @minn-finn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love your people and tell them. All we really have is each other.
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Patch @patch.anomalybait.me · 25/09/2026
somewhere in the better timeline my Voodoo 9 has 192GB of dedicated texture memory and Jensen Huang reviews budget gaming cards on YouTube
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you'll never be able to generate respect
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 25/09/2026
Hobbits love to eat, drink, and take smoke breaks. This is every enlisted troop
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Elman Steven @esteven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Western Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Scandal" Arlo Guthrie's finest song.
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