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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 14h

I have zero faith in the Democrats tbqh. I'll just be happy the GOP won't have majority anymore.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h

@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather

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Grace @gracekind.net · 16h

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 18h

1000000000% My role at work these days can best be described as applied AI. I'm nearly done my masters in data science. I love this shit. I also hate this shit. There are so many things it's fucking incredible for. It's also being handled so fucking poorly cuz of FUCKING MONEY AND IDIOT NERDS

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MinuteCon @minutecon.org · 23h

You've been noodling on that talk idea for too long, it's time to polish it up and create some slides. sessionize.com/MinuteCon #hacking #Boston #infosec #cybersecurity Please re-share this post with your networks for reach 🫶

MinuteCon 2027 call for speakers announcement. The CFP is open through mid January 2027. The conference runs April 30 to May 1, 2027 at the Boston Marriott Cambridge. Submit at sessionize.com/MinuteCon.

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Imagine telling the POPE to shut the fuck up in like the 14th century

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Could not have been a darker start to the year. Contrasted by one of the most electric summers of my lifetime. Then the crash and burn. Disappointing. Infuriating. This team needs to give a fuck about beating New York. They care. So should we. But damnit how can you not be romantic about baseball.

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Jack Murphy @jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So DEI?

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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 01/10/2026

Corporate media is hostile to you and your way of life. It must be left behind. All of it.

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

JUICELESS ASSHOLE LOSERS Why can't we just compete and lose in a tough battle Why is it always either a complete domination fest or we roll over and fuckin get dogwalked like a last place fuckin team what a fucking lame fucking ending for this fucking wild ass season. FUCK

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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the most nightmare blunt rotation imaginable

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel like I'm having a Mandela effect with "diesel" lately. Everyone keeps pronouncing it "dee-ssul" My entire life until like 3 weeks ago I have only ever heard it "deez'l" This is not a Deez Nuts joke I'm serious.

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do or die. This team hasn't scored fuck all for runs this whole month but if there's anything they've proven its they can show the fuck up outta fuckin nowhere.

static.klipy.com

Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again

ALT: Michael Scott: Ready to Get Hurt Again

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He definitely recited that in the mirror 25 times the night before and thought it was the hardest line ever

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Several TVs all on different channels in the cardio deck at the gym this morning and all of them running different NH political ads

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Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle

ALT: Trey Kennedy: Frustrated Seatbelt Struggle

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

social media dot jpg

newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

TIME TO BE FUCKING INSUFFERABLE SOX. YANKEES. PLAYOFFS. CAM FROM FUCKIN WALPOLE. PAYTON MF TOLLE.

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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026

DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT

I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.

Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do not. Do NOT enable that new term. But Irregular is who should be held accountable here. Irresponsible testing.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cuz if there's anything this administration has proven its that they're very respectful about moral obligations to documents

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Run the "put balls in play" play and see results

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need Willson to go yard off Cam from Walpole so fucking bad

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sucks Mickey "Barry Bonds" Gasper is out but this is a strong roster. Crochet returning is fucking mega.

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is our next gen Baker Street Irregulars for intelligence collection in NYC.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Test drive" I think is the better term here How much money they paying Alonso to stick with that disaster?

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once again there are five gazillion large, loud, in your face signs warning you and telling trucks to gtfo and multiple exit opportunities And yet It's the biggest indictment on the human race really

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If this song and the Elf still have you in an infectious hold, stream InfoWars: Theme Songs Vol. 1. Spotify: bit.ly/4yeWXYx Apple Music: apple.co/4he9nds YouTube: bit.ly/4xE5ALb

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Also tiresome? This Looney toons fuckin offense

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just wanna watch football in peace 3 Chris Pappas ads back to back to back

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am unsupervised for the duration of the weekend and I made banana bread and I have impulse control problems

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can't wait for the midterms to end just so I can stop listening to the same 2 NH campaign ads every single commercial break ever I'M NOT EVEN IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THE ONE DOWNFALL OF A SMALL REGION

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Nick from Weymouth 🇺🇦🇺🇸 @nicastronaut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There's an ad at the gym for a local junk removal company and it's a chatgpt flyer and one of the bigger text blobs says something about REMOVE CLUTTER Irony is beautiful

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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 25/09/2026

This is identical to every field training exercise I did in the Army

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