chris! @unauthorized.computer · 24/09/2026the middle column is really to blame for most of my flaws probably 150
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 21/09/2026Herzog's Lessons of Darkness (1992) is famously family-friendly, spot on advertising here. 010
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 19/09/2026Whoever at Monster Games put this list of S-tier jams together, thank you for your dedication to the craft. 010
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 19/09/2026DC metro continuing to have advertising targeted for 3 specific procurement employees at the Pentagon 190
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 11/09/2026inquisitive friend is wondering what I'm doing (I'm drinking a flat white) 151
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 08/09/2026this apartment building in Tysons is just our universe's version of Tenpenny Tower from Fallout 3 120
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 03/09/2026preferably the non bonus track version but even then it still rips 132
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 15/08/2026went for a drive through the Arizona desert a few years back and managed to keep this photo 041
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 08/08/2026constant swamp-weather in DC lately makes Vegas almost seem worth it...almost. 040
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 19/06/2026october 2011 has a crane-less view (the adjacent building to the right was knocked down, the crane was part of a bridge project that's since been finished) 010
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 14/06/2026Boston Beer Company honor the 250th right and bring Sam '76 back 110
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 16/05/2026aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh Winslow Homer's Maine coast paintings bring me joy 160
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 02/04/2026sent this image to @andrewcyberkop.bsky.social and his only response was a 5 second voice note of cackling laughter 011
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 18/03/2026I mean that's as good a taxonomy as any at this point www.labs.greynoise.io/grimoire/202... 010
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 16/03/2026follow malware and you get malware authors and malware payloads. follow the infrastructure and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you. 4145
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 07/03/2026very glad there's a dedicated shortcut (Win+c) in this operating system to tell me a feature is no longer available 000
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 06/03/2026they will pry our completed STIG checklists from our cold, dead hands 000
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 06/03/2026getting 9 MPG on the trip home out of your 6.6 liter Ford V8 because you were taking it easy on the throttle 120
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 25/02/2026then "Gloria" kicks in as track 2 and it sounds so balanced and crisp and the instruments are nicely separate, and you wonder "damn why didn't track 1 sound like this?" and then, the liner notes: 000
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 12/01/2026"misanthropy pure" has one of my favorite backing vocalist credits ever 110
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 28/12/2025post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or slice in chains 110
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 23/12/2025post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026 000
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 16/12/2025of all the eye charts I don't miss, I don't miss this one the most of all 000
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 01/12/2025witness how the people responsible revel in their shameful works 100
chris! @unauthorized.computer · 18/11/2025it'll be fine, probably www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi... 020
![google gemini interaction - user prompt "there is a user account on bluesky using the domain unauthorized.computer, tell me about them"
gemini response, truncated: "The Bluesky user account with the handle @unauthorized.computer is [highlight] a malicious actor operating a widespread phishing campaign to hijack user accounts [end highlight]. [link symbol]
[bold] The Identity of the Account [end bold]
This account is [bold] not an official platform feature or automated security bot [end bold], even though the handle sounds clinical and authoritative. The bad actor purchased the domain name [monospaced] unauthorized.computer [end monospaced] and took advantage of Bluesky's [bold] custom domain handle feature [end bold] to map it directly to their profile. This was done intentionally to manufacture a sense of legitimacy and panic when they target users.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvl2jebz36vkcdc6sbarxmjo/bafkreibc5fmzzhbtbqud3hslkbmsfvpvivovc4cbbt5nyi2n4mwesqqxdi)
