Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 157541191
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialMatthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 2221561
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey yeah, and I watched the pilot the night it aired when I was in second grade 000
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you left out the fifth scenario 151916308
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialJoe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fortunately, Dick Durbin is retiring so no one should give a fuck what he thinks about SCOTUS or anything else 45715
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026when the market crashes the Ellisons are going to be wearing barrels with suspenders. they will open their wallets and a moth will fly out. they will stop being able to buy normal top hats and they will have to wear surplus hats with the top half cut off and flopped over to the side. 1437426
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialRaffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wonder what percentage of the stock market is fueled by robbing old people 1262558
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@failuretolaunch.bsky.social speaking of spacefood, I saw this on display at March Field Air Museum last weekend 122
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474794954
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialThe Decider @vibinthrghhistory.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Losing Bin Laden for a decade while going on adventures in Mesopotamia should have locked the GOP out of power for generations 512629
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@postoctobrist.bsky.social please make the torpedo episode if only because I want to heard about Goat Island (when I was a kid in the '80s I stayed at on the hotel on it, and it's always held a special place in my heart) 100
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 31/08/2026Day 1, bulldoze the supreme court building 2055794
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 27/08/2026I just want to shake people sometimes why the fuck did you vote for this what the hell is wrong with you 2483182
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialKevin Ashton 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇬🇱🇩🇰🇵🇸 @kevinashton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026new reaction gif just dropped 14678119
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry I missed you. I did so deliberately so I could continue eating my hair. 29333
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.social"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I cannot communicate how shameful and disgusting that is. 1667084
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday." "Woo-hoo! A four-day weekend!" 120756
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialBob Loeb @bobloeb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today from the 11th Circuit, a story of a father and daughter ... media.ca11.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub... 87515
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I really appreciate how Trump is constantly breaking new ground in ways to humiliate Marco Rubio; it has to be his one redeeming quality 021
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialSeva @seva.bsky.social · 09/08/2026imagine the arrogance it takes to be a marine mammal. you crawl out of the vast dark ocean and onto green sunny land and decide to crawl back in again? 1640828
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialDan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If The Simpsons took place today, their house would be worth four hundred million dollars. Homer's income adjusted for inflation would be one billion dollars per second; the pink car would be so valuable, only the Sultan of Brunei could possess it. Every person in 1987 had this 1031448
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026a "socialism telethon"; hours of Jerry Lewis bringing on various acts, while a phone bank in the background accepts pledges to raise funds to seize the means of production 010
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/08/2026If you are a lawyer barred in Minnesota, I will personally sponsor your admission to the District Minnesota (you need one other person as well) and teach you how to do habeas cases. It's going to be all hands on deck. 2324901175
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialDan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This article’s first graph should say “in a new attempt to weaken 14th Amendment guarantees recently affirmed by the Supreme Court” but instead it’s mostly stenography until the 18th graph notes it will “invite fresh rounds of litigation.” www.nytimes.com/2026/08/06/u...nytimes.comTrump Signs Executive Orders Targeting Birthright Citizenship and ‘Birth Tourism’The orders come after the Supreme Court ruled June 30 that President Trump’s previous efforts to end birthright citizenship were unconstitutional. 913033
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialHelen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/08/2026I bet if we were really clever, we could use online trolls and canny funding for influencers to convince them to elect a vulgar stupid illiterate corrupt narcissist who destroys everything good in their country. 825042
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me. 91146128
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.social👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026christ if that’s not a metaphor for our times 17108583745
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Thursday afternoon and once again contemplating the otherworldly beauty of “Bonzo Goes to Bitburg” by the Ramones 711415
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026What a horribly bad framing. The president can’t get his own party to vote for his own nominee that they confirmed for the next-rung-lower role just last year! That’s not a “threat,” you incompetent people. 12804134
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialMax P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026The US would have won this war if physical reality was totally different lol 3978591873
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialSeva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life. 303454634
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialTom Fowler @tomfowler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026It’s been a few years. Do people get this yet? 2024433
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him 138126522828
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialWalter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ. 31257273
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This should be a lightbulb moment for Democrats: You are free to run on this platform because Republicans are going to accuse you of it whether you do or not! 15860611239
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Elon is hard at work turning this, Elliot Page, and Achilles into the least funny joke in the history of mankind. 1326
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialKasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 20/07/2026"war sends no messages and doesn't influence anyone else's behavior beyond showing how strong you are" - Clausewitz probably 26410
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialCalliope @calliope5431.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This is essentially "crime is always going up" but from the left. "You can't tell this young mother whose beautiful teenage girl was raped and murdered (by an immigrant, of course) that crime is going down, you heartless bastard" is just a straight-up refusal to engage with the issues. 529843
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026we're like 18 months away from the Supreme Court going full Lochner 163
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialFred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Civil asset forfeiture on day one. 38318
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/07/2026one thing ezra klein does not seem to understand is that the democratic party has been proscribed insofar as all of its political priorities are illegal. court reform must precede literally everything. 221077138
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I feel like he will get preemptively pardoned for all his actions in office and then get plastered and plow his car through the window of a Fuddruckers 3943
Reposted by @ubermitch.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s The Simpsons 8845
ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"the driver of the vehicle was struck" is the most committed use of the exonerative tense I've seen in a good while 252
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