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@ubermitch.bsky.social
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just a simple lawyer from a sleepy border town he/him

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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 1h
don't forget being forced to wear poorly fitting shoes!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thank you for the ID; my simpleton ass as stuck on "something looks *seriously* off with that DC-3"
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
does "voluntarily leave office after two terms" count as a policy?
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
er, avoid foreign entanglements, put down the Whiskey Rebellion; that's all I got
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
with Eliot it's full name followed by initial-name in parentheses, with Du Bois it's reversed; what are we doing here people
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also using italics with a sans serif typeface is questionable
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
welcome back, NAWAPA!
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
beats me, but my general thing is to use the session to just complain (because I'm paying the therapist for the time, and I never complain in real life)
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's like we're looking at the end of a deep-field trick shot from Citizen Kane
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I *am* a cat, some are saying the greatest cat"
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let me consult my Philip K Dick for a while and I'll get back to you
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, the Pope would oppose Claude getting the death penalty
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joe Kennedy, moving his family to Arrakis
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coward, add Threads for the triple-feature
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yoo: "Why not simply crush her testicles?" [note gets handed to Yoo]
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the one wearing sunglasses is the cool one
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is a current issue down here too www.cbs8.com/article/news...
cbs8.com
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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trump signed as President of the Unites [sic] States.
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"megtorpedozot" belongs in some bargain basement knock-off of the Power Rangers
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is an important gloss w/r/t Pennsylvania; Philadelphia is Mid Atlantic, Pittsburgh is very much not
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
right; Mid-Atlantic is MD/DC/DE/NJ/PA; VA and NC, however, are part of The South
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol, artisanal farm-to-table idiocy
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit (fucking)”
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey yeah, and I watched the pilot the night it aired when I was in second grade
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m gonna loosen the lugs before I use the jack, baby
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As an aside, Charles M. Schulz–Sonoma County Airport is a magical place
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM, BABY!
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well of course Americans aren't going to care about that b/c we all agree who our political ancestors are and no one else claims them, i.e. Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Madison, etc.; it's an advantage of being such a comparatively young county
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the party-politics of NYC at the time were so complicated that sometimes LaGuardia was running *against* a Socialist, and at other times he was running *as* a Socialist
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what's even funnier is the Texas Railroad Commission hasn't actually had anything to do with *railroads* since 2005
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm more focusing on how they said "the equities dictate we," my emphasis on "we," and solely citing Purcell as authority, thus implying it's applicable to *them*, but then immediately after they drop the exact quote that implies Purcell only applies to "lower federal courts"
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm confused; is SCOTUS *backing off* how they seemed to float that Purcell may not apply to itself, or *reaffirming* it
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, we know a Court *significantly to the left* of the current Court wouldn't let you get away with those, see NFIB v Sebelius
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I suppose you could also get there with some not-particularly creative applications of the interstate commerce clause or taxing-and-spending clause, but it's not like this Court would let you get away with those either
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that's a deeply prudent practice; I wonder now if there's some kind of "judges - all" email distribution for uscourts dot gov and it went out on it as a best-practices pointer or something
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Demolition Man, yes
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
would it make any difference at all to even a single person who isn't already a mortal lock to crawl over broken glass to get to the polls to pull the lever for the GOP?
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the decapitation strike against Cuban leadership must involve an interesting-looking seashell rigged with explosives, as is tradition
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Romanscifi" sounds like it should be the genre where Imperial Roman culture ends up spacefaring (which, IIRC, shows up in like a *bunch* of ST:TOS episodes)
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"romanta-sci" is just waiting there for someone to grab it
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Texas seceded from not one, but *two* countries to defend slavery!
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yes, they explicitly noted it's excluded on that ground
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
there are competitive senate races in ME and NH, but who knows if that would even register to this bunch
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

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