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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Band playing Baton Rouge and Neck. Extremely strong pettiness. #lsu #olemiss
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Magic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 05/08/2026
How did the Trump Administration make an actually good thing happen? Oh, they missed deadlines set by the court
The government lost because it missed its deadlines.
The "post-class" settlement created two additional groups of borrowers: Those who had attended one of more than 150 schools, mostly for-profit institutions, specifically named in the settlement; and those with claims against other schools.
The government was required to make decisions about the applications of those in the first group by Jan. 28, 2026, and to make decisions on the claims of the second group by April 15, 2026.
It missed both deadlines. That means borrowers with unresolved claims would automatically have their loans discharged. The government has one year to carry that out and eliminate those loans.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Super size me” but it’s how broke you’d be if you paid everytime the dem fundraiser texts hit you up.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A chiropractor implies the existence of chiropraxis.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/11/2025
The Venn diagram between people who act like Lane Kiffin has fundamentally changed the past few years is a perfect circle w/ people who think Bryson DeChambeau has evolved into a new person as he's found YouTube
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/08/2025
This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Things get weirder and weirder and worse and worse.
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
People love to think NYC is a crime-ridden hellscape, but every time I visit my parents in the suburbs, they tell me a new story about someone they know suspected of murdering their spouse before fleeing to the Appalachian Trail for 6 years.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency
Screen shot of CNN site with a Saturday breaking news alert explaining that Trump launched a strike against Iran atop a CNN story from the same day headlined “Always a peacemaker”: How Trump decided to hold off on striking Iran
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/06/2025
the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Kids these days are praising the show ANDOR when they should be praising the father, the son, AND/OR the holy spirit
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Debating starting Rogue One at 12;30 AM
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/04/2025
the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Dance song in Andor fucking slaps. I’d ruin my own daughter’s wedding reception to that son too, Mon.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The garden of Ed’s. Is a parable about cynicism. Has anyone done this one already?
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If 4chan stays down much longer Elon will be at a high risk of actually touching grass.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
well i am sure this administration will take strong action to make sure food safety is a top priority going forwa… hold on i am getting an update
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Kenny Smith @kennysmith.org · 07/04/2025
Now that’s something to obsess over in the wee hours …
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It’s cool that Mike Johnson is blowing up the entire world economy because he doesn’t want to be demoted to CNN contributor
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 31/03/2025
Europe is such a tough place to do business. Here we see a French Court completely devaluing a previously valuable asset into which the Russian government invested millions.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You can’t spell “Reichstag fire” without Resist!
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I stg legislative interns get bored and come up with acronyms and see who can get them in the news.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hell yeah.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
They are so scared to spoil the severance finale in the official podcast that Ben Stiller and Adam Scott spent like 20 minutes talking about the Knicks.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Gang, your champagne region of France jokes suck. Step it up.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 13/03/2025
This is what many cities in the U.S. looked like before the EPA. Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
Illegal dumping grounds off the New Jersey turnpike across from Manhattan in the 1970sSmog rolling on over Manhattan in the 1970s
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
as long as humans have existed we have been susceptible to basic tactics of manipulation like propaganda and groupthink but not me tho bc i am different actually
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Nice of them to join us at the 13th hour.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2025
this encapsulates what all of this administration is about. they aren’t “accidentally” destroying departments. they are intentionally destroying the government so they can become the government. the only issue they have with the system is they don’t profit from it or control it
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Getting a random ringing in your ears and knowing that a frequency you will never hear properly again is just another benefit of being old and washed.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This man is drunk.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Every invitation to “be your authentic self” is a trap.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Thinking about how Starlee Kind made a podcast with such reach it resulted in her physically measuring one of the world’s biggest celebrities on National TV and then being told that it wasn’t worth continuing to produce it by Gimlet so they could keep shoveling out tech ceo hagiographies or whatever
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Bianca not renewing her contract.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Plastic surgeons should get this treatment regardless
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
LinkedIn Gym-Selfie bullshit
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The pope wrote a letter and says you’re going to hell, JD
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
One thing republicans would do if Barack Obama had pardoned a bunch of people who assaulted police officers and then a couple of them turned out to be pedophiles would be to say that Barack Obama unleashed pedophiles onto the streets of America and it would probably be pretty effective
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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okpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
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Ashley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
THE FOUR RATIOS: 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵 💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴 💬500 🔄500 🤍10k 𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴 💬2 🔄10 🤍5k 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥 💬12k 🔄5 🤍0
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Put on your best Republican White Guy voice and give them a thundering jeremiad about putting our men and women in the intelligence services' data within reach of the Goddamn Chicoms!
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