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Dos Ellos

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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Band playing Baton Rouge and Neck. Extremely strong pettiness. #lsu #olemiss
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re replying to a skeet from two years ago
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Magic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 05/08/2026
How did the Trump Administration make an actually good thing happen? Oh, they missed deadlines set by the court
The government lost because it missed its deadlines.
The "post-class" settlement created two additional groups of borrowers: Those who had attended one of more than 150 schools, mostly for-profit institutions, specifically named in the settlement; and those with claims against other schools.
The government was required to make decisions about the applications of those in the first group by Jan. 28, 2026, and to make decisions on the claims of the second group by April 15, 2026.
It missed both deadlines. That means borrowers with unresolved claims would automatically have their loans discharged. The government has one year to carry that out and eliminate those loans.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
… or did he?
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Super size me” but it’s how broke you’d be if you paid everytime the dem fundraiser texts hit you up.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A chiropractor implies the existence of chiropraxis.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/11/2025
The Venn diagram between people who act like Lane Kiffin has fundamentally changed the past few years is a perfect circle w/ people who think Bryson DeChambeau has evolved into a new person as he's found YouTube
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
This is about their ceo being a woman.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/08/2025
This is nazi logic. The Nazis would redistribute the confiscated property of Jews to the German populace as an incentive to support their mass deportation to concentration camps.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Things get weirder and weirder and worse and worse.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Anyone have a fix for when this show’s audio goes out of sync on Peacock?
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
People love to think NYC is a crime-ridden hellscape, but every time I visit my parents in the suburbs, they tell me a new story about someone they know suspected of murdering their spouse before fleeing to the Appalachian Trail for 6 years.
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency
Screen shot of CNN site with a Saturday breaking news alert explaining that Trump launched a strike against Iran atop a CNN story from the same day headlined “Always a peacemaker”: How Trump decided to hold off on striking Iran
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Hey, it works!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/06/2025
the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Kids these days are praising the show ANDOR when they should be praising the father, the son, AND/OR the holy spirit
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Debating starting Rogue One at 12;30 AM
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Flow is good. No dialogue.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
@pizzasuplex.bsky.social go on fullcast
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/04/2025
the jobs of the future, where you will be a hereditary serf producing goods for your betters
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Dance song in Andor fucking slaps. I’d ruin my own daughter’s wedding reception to that son too, Mon.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
They suck and aren’t useful, Hank. What the fuck are you talking about?
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
The garden of Ed’s. Is a parable about cynicism. Has anyone done this one already?
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
If 4chan stays down much longer Elon will be at a high risk of actually touching grass.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
well i am sure this administration will take strong action to make sure food safety is a top priority going forwa… hold on i am getting an update
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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Kenny Smith @kennysmith.org · 07/04/2025
Now that’s something to obsess over in the wee hours …
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It’s cool that Mike Johnson is blowing up the entire world economy because he doesn’t want to be demoted to CNN contributor
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This is so spot on, well said
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If Dems were media savvy there would be a copy pasta list of all the GOP freaks caught with CSAM
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 31/03/2025
Europe is such a tough place to do business. Here we see a French Court completely devaluing a previously valuable asset into which the Russian government invested millions.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Looks like shit, man.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Could have dropped “the” to really seem like an out of touch pedant.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
You can’t spell “Reichstag fire” without Resist!
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Anything new in here, or?
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Who got swatted?
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I stg legislative interns get bored and come up with acronyms and see who can get them in the news.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Graham will do whatever it takes to keep his republican colleagues from outing him.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The tell tale hands
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hell yeah.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@benstiller.redhour.com go on Six Trophies!
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
They are so scared to spoil the severance finale in the official podcast that Ben Stiller and Adam Scott spent like 20 minutes talking about the Knicks.
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Gang, your champagne region of France jokes suck. Step it up.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 13/03/2025
This is what many cities in the U.S. looked like before the EPA. Why the heck would anyone celebrate deregulating it?
Illegal dumping grounds off the New Jersey turnpike across from Manhattan in the 1970sSmog rolling on over Manhattan in the 1970s
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
as long as humans have existed we have been susceptible to basic tactics of manipulation like propaganda and groupthink but not me tho bc i am different actually
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Dos Ellos @twoells.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Need @cuppycup.bsky.social to DM a D&D ShutDown FullCampaign.
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