Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Feels like this simulation is running low on RAM 020
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m trying to be nicer but people aren’t trying to be less stupid. 032
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Even the sparrows are fed up with this shit 053
Reposted by Twilight DriveMisery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d take an earbud out for you. 124693
Reposted by Twilight DriveAstr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu 011952
Reposted by Twilight DriveDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When in doubt you can always shut your face 26617
Reposted by Twilight DriveJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I tend to keep most of my opinions to myself on here mainly because what's the point, but I will say that sports gambling is the most morally degenerate activity there is. 1262347237
Reposted by Twilight DriveViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy 1035072
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People expecting any consequences for Blanche probably expect Charlie Brown to kick the football every time 010
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People in dirty minivans always treat Tim Horton’s drive thru staff like shit this is a universal constant 020
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Lights! Gamera! Action!” -me directing a kaiju movie before I was fired 011
Reposted by Twilight Driveterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Entities will straight up appear in your garden at night these days without stating their otherworldly business 712022
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Gonna do the Reacher thing where I wander the country but it’s just my backyard while I wear my housecoat and slurp coffee 010
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got a bird feeder to help the birds so my neighbour called city bylaw and now I have a formal warning from the city to fuck off feeding birds 001
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Making elevator small talk should be a crime prosecuted in The Hague 010
Reposted by Twilight DriveKim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Now that I’m European I might get a chateau instead of a lake house. 3187
Reposted by Twilight Drive𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Is mercury still in the microwave or whatever 16529
Reposted by Twilight DriveBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently 931780
Reposted by Twilight DriveSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026accidentally rhymed two sentences together, a crowd gathered, and shit got real 111443
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So Bessent can’t account for the Venezuelan money liberated by the United States. Is that what I’m hearing? 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Grok: Is that Mitch or a Disney animatronic? 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watching SUPERGIRL and was wondering how Wet Leg was playing on a jukebox across the galaxy while just accepting aliens have standard jukeboxes 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What is Saudi Arabia doing today to commemorate 9-11? 000
Reposted by Twilight DriveCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not gonna make it through this week. I'm not. I'm going to have a debilitating brain aneurysm watching legacy media handle Trump with kid gloves while he lies about 9/11. The blood vessels in my brain are going to pop, and that's gonna be it for me. 1793636542
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Doing my part by only watching non American wrestling 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026America is like the neighbour that has a burning car on the lawn and the house windows all shot out but they’re outside worrying about their chrysanthemums 001
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Looking for some kind of SEVERANCE thing for work but where I don’t remember anything from anywhere 001
Reposted by Twilight DriveSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I grow pensive during NPR pledge drives, recalling all the many, many lovers I’ve had 812039
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Category is “Songs Where A Harmonica Ruined Everything“. At Number 1 we have (drum roll) ‘Save It For A Rainy Day’ by the Jayhawks! 010
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Read my first Maigret. No car chases and only one gun. Whatever. 000
Reposted by Twilight DriveAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If everyone could stop kung fu fighting for a minute, I have an important announcement. 56821
Reposted by Twilight DriveSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026You had me at mutually assured destruction 111546
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Met someone today who had never heard of Farenheit or King Ghidorah 010
Reposted by Twilight DriveBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If I was in a Cyberpunk dystopia I’d like to think I’d be doing exciting street samurai stuff for an evil corporation but I’d probably still be working for Mott’s Applesauce doing work on applesauce but in a leather jacket 391069118
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Saw an upset dog climb into the lap of his owner who was passed out on fentanyl 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026September 1st should feel like fall and not like the humid armpit of a pheromone maxxing douchebag 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just had an MRI. It sounded like a dying TARDIS. 032
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There is a special circle of Hell where you have a sick cat and they refuse to eat their medicinal food 000
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Currently reading ‘Maigret Slaps Sense Into Some Bitch Ass Motherfucker’ by George Simenon 000
Reposted by Twilight Driveamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A series of annoying events 34517
Reposted by Twilight DriveKim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A civilian engineer aboard a Navy transport ship was raped and the judge dismissed her case saying that being raped was within her duties and must be treated as a worker's comp claim. Can we be done with this shit? I need us to be done. 1601615449
Reposted by Twilight DriveSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was as close to American royalty as we'll ever have or need 010725
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Doug Ford calling Trump a crook is pretty rich. Takes one, etc. 010
Reposted by Twilight Drive👽❤️🔥🖤}{BAMBII}{🦋🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @ildeenach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Society really trying to play like sex is this sacred thing (too sacred to sell or buy ) when weve literally privatized water lmao. 11910
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The US killing horses for meat is just another sign of what a barbaric fucked up country it is. It deserves all the hate it has brought upon itself. 010
Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Unlike the MAGA faithful, Canada doesn’t forget when we get fucked over. 010
