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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 19h

Can’t wait to retire, get sick, get thrown into a hospice and have an overworked and underpaid nurse smother me in the wee hours while a Muzak version of ‘Careless Whisper’ plays in the hall

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beth death & the slay-belles @dumb-belles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Another day, another cosmic horror.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Watching Good Ole Boy Kennedy questioning Jack Smith and realizing Kennedy is doing his Southern cornpone polly-tishin act, railin’ agin them city swells, all for the benefit of the illiterate MAGA base in between their Dukes of Hazzard VHS marathons

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

No midterms because of Russian plague. Calling it.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh, swell. Russia dropped another plague vial.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watched CHUNGKING EXPRESS. Had no idea what was going on.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Feels like this simulation is running low on RAM

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m trying to be nicer but people aren’t trying to be less stupid.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Even the sparrows are fed up with this shit

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’d take an earbud out for you.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I could not find ANYTHING about this. Thanks for clearing it up.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When in doubt you can always shut your face

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

But your Honor, he said “Happy FriYAY.”

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I tend to keep most of my opinions to myself on here mainly because what's the point, but I will say that sports gambling is the most morally degenerate activity there is.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People expecting any consequences for Blanche probably expect Charlie Brown to kick the football every time

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

People in dirty minivans always treat Tim Horton’s drive thru staff like shit this is a universal constant

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Lights! Gamera! Action!” -me directing a kaiju movie before I was fired

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please tell me it has commercials hawking Trump garbage to pull in the marks

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Entities will straight up appear in your garden at night these days without stating their otherworldly business

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gonna do the Reacher thing where I wander the country but it’s just my backyard while I wear my housecoat and slurp coffee

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got a bird feeder to help the birds so my neighbour called city bylaw and now I have a formal warning from the city to fuck off feeding birds

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Pope gonna Green Lantern this shit

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Making elevator small talk should be a crime prosecuted in The Hague

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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Now that I’m European I might get a chateau instead of a lake house.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Is mercury still in the microwave or whatever

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

accidentally rhymed two sentences together, a crowd gathered, and shit got real

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So Bessent can’t account for the Venezuelan money liberated by the United States. Is that what I’m hearing?

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

H.G. Wells versus Jack the Ripper in 1979 San Francisco. Brilliant.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mitch McConnell looked great yesterday

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Grok: Is that Mitch or a Disney animatronic?

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Can a revenant still serve in the Senate?

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watching SUPERGIRL and was wondering how Wet Leg was playing on a jukebox across the galaxy while just accepting aliens have standard jukeboxes

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’ll be Ivermectin and Diet Coke on top of his ex-wife’s golf course grave

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What is Saudi Arabia doing today to commemorate 9-11?

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'm not gonna make it through this week. I'm not. I'm going to have a debilitating brain aneurysm watching legacy media handle Trump with kid gloves while he lies about 9/11. The blood vessels in my brain are going to pop, and that's gonna be it for me.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Doing my part by only watching non American wrestling

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

America is like the neighbour that has a burning car on the lawn and the house windows all shot out but they’re outside worrying about their chrysanthemums

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Looking for some kind of SEVERANCE thing for work but where I don’t remember anything from anywhere

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I grow pensive during NPR pledge drives, recalling all the many, many lovers I’ve had

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Category is “Songs Where A Harmonica Ruined Everything“. At Number 1 we have (drum roll) ‘Save It For A Rainy Day’ by the Jayhawks!

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There’s a lot of user errors, then.

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Read my first Maigret. No car chases and only one gun. Whatever.

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If everyone could stop kung fu fighting for a minute, I have an important announcement.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You had me at mutually assured destruction

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Met someone today who had never heard of Farenheit or King Ghidorah

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If I was in a Cyberpunk dystopia I’d like to think I’d be doing exciting street samurai stuff for an evil corporation but I’d probably still be working for Mott’s Applesauce doing work on applesauce but in a leather jacket

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Twilight Drive @twilightdrive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Saw an upset dog climb into the lap of his owner who was passed out on fentanyl

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