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Dr Acula

@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
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Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20h
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nothing says "let's not be negative" as three large x marks
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when i was 12 i had to climb up to the garage attic to get my dad's magazine stash to see some ass but nowadays they just showing everyone, smdh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey does anybody on this website know if the sun is setting in new york city
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now that's how you review a pie
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
with a name like that she has to at least try him out
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you had me at the tagline riffing on Magnolia
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that is one flashing red flag of a beard if i've ever seen one
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still prefer him dying whilst shitting as his grand exit - but I gotta say that burning to death in a fire trap of his own design would have a certain poetry to it as well
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
godzilla's a racist standup comic in this one
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum explaining he saw the baby looking at him to his bleary parent
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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Air Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gadget Hackwrench asking why would she deceive me
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
looks like what you'd get if one of the paul brothers consumed the other
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.
Werner Herzog response to a question about ai
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
midwest concerns
@aprilkortoquioh tweeted today: “I’m from Minneapolis and I remember that on 9/11 everyone was convinced they were gonna hit the Mall of America next because in terms of cultural importance we consider it to be comparable to the Pentagon”
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am not opposed to a nice pretzel stick every now and again
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
that new Nathan Fielder film looks insane. a perfect fit for him - like documenting trying to nail water to a wall
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They took his hair, Tommy.
trump coming off a plane, face tucked ruefully down in his jowls and glistening with the usual filet-o-fish sheen, wearing his hair in a way that appears to be sideways, like someone forgot to turn it the final quarter turn before installing it, and also it's a shade darker like someone grabbed the walnut finish and not the ashthe corpse of rug daniels from miller's crossing, propped up against a brick wall in a suit and dress shirt with a conspicuous stain from a bullet hole, his toupee askew on his head
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
This is how you do alt text
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
has greenwald just been recently embalmed or something
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Jordan Harper @jordanharper.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a tweet from "donald boat" that reads: nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i'm goofy
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
Sick ET
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
most embarrassing guy of all time
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/08/2026
"Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m scared of cats. And bags." buff.ly/2VHnO1v
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I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
“Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m sc...
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Augh @augh3d.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we can go back actually
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Sarah Faber @sciencebanshee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An image of the Simpson family (from The Simpsons) with Homer angrily shouting "Nobody bullies Alberta but me and maybe the boy" while pointing at Bart. Homer has all of the Canadian provincial and territorial flags hastily photoshopped onto him while Bart is representing Edmonton. City of Champions.
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
rich guys need to understand it's about paying people enough so that they don't drag you out of your office and bludgeon you and your pinkertons on the docks in a bloody row
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
when there's a mangled body in a ditch
a man and a woman soyfacing with glee surrounded by confetti, from the Patreon of the True Crime Obsessed podcast, I guess. the three membership levels are 
non-garbage person
tco after party
no (ads), bitch!
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Whenever I hear someone say that they're using a generative LLM to research something that involves looking up a relatively simple, uncontroversial fact, I want to blast myself into the sun.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my friend just said the taylor farms diarrhea disease should be called MAHA Blast
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*incel desperately wanting to have sex* i should be MORE picky to stand out from the crowd
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
you can simply choose to stop this guy from being at liberty. you can use the levers of democratic governance to arrest him, jail him, strip him of his assets and his citizenship. you can extradite him to any nation you like, or put him under any jail you choose. cecot, gitmo, any one you like
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU…
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the democrats, known for being merciless towards their enemies, ran a vicious anti-Argentina campaign that guaranteed Argentina would get shared custody of the world cup regardless of outcome
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this is an almost human moment, i'm not sure why the people in the replies are acting like they have to turn every single moment he has as something nefarious, like there's some lack of evidence otherwise
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
a truth-o-meter with the needle firmly in the "TRUE" section
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The celebrated co-star of LADY BALLERS has thoughts for Academy Award winner Christopher Nolan on How To Make Good Movies
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
out of character for albertans to disrespect nature like this
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
now this is how you do a special feature
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