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brittanie shey

@brittanieshey.bsky.social
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writer, knitter, pottymouth

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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"my family has been here for six generations" sounds like they're all dead
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“i’m turning the game off” i am not because i have brain damage and will still miss these hapless losers during the inevitable lockout
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Brainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come to oktoberfest if an asskicking is something you think you would like to enjoy
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Texpat UK @texpatuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TF Houston isn't New York. It pains me that when I listened to the game last night it was easier for me to think I was listening to their fans instead of ours.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys i just got back from nine days in cornwall and i am abslutely obsessed
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
amazing
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ohhhh girl jeremy peña in a shirt with the sleeves ripped off
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the astros are inevitable
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i kind of love that it was a blowout too
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
aww blummer getting choked up in the booth
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Bru @brubaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HANG THE FUCKIN BANNER
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Poaster @smellyhoustonian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AL West Champs baby - the Astros baby, best in the majors, never doubted them for a second really thankful to Dana Brown for building this squad
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
this year we're going to see who the real astros fans are
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RANGERS LOSE BITCH ASTROS IN THE PLAYOFFS
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me refreshing the tab where i keep the tx rangers score
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i love being an astros fan
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i'm ready
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
edible 🍬 consumed knitting 🧶 in hand astros game 162 ⚾️ ON LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 25/09/2026
ICE arrests have soared to record highs over the few months, as ICE agents work with cops and courts to disappear people while avoiding public visibility. We urgently need new points of intervention to make this tragedy visible and take action. Here are some starting points: crimethinc.com/MeltICE
Unlike earlier high-profile raids that drew thousands of protesters into the streets of Chicago, Los Angeles and Minneapolis, the surge in arrests in June, July and August was captured mostly by grainy security camera footage, through cracked blinds and from behind closed doors.

Arrests by Immigration and Customs Enforcement this summer soared to record highs since the start of this Trump administration — with 43,000 in June, more than 49,000 in July and nearly 51,000 in August — as officials cut or narrowed the pathways to legal residency in the United States and expanded the pool of people eligible for deportation.
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Chris @chrisbertolet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pantries and community fridges run on people power! Spend a couple hours working them and you will better understand where you live. Help keep bellies full and dignity high if you have spare time.
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tee-hee www.fox13news.com/news/brandon...
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Brandon cemetery vandalism: Relocated confederate statue decapitated
Hillsborough County deputies are investigating after someone cut the head off one of two soldiers on a Confederate monument at the Brandon Family Cemetery.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When JV first pitched in MLB, the iPhone and Twitter didn’t exist. Pluto was a planet. The Astros were still in the NL and had never played in a WS. 21 summers later, JV takes the mound one last time. An entire world existed between his first pitch and his last. #Astros
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
One of the few good things about the drought this year is watching so many of my neighbors replace dying grass with native plants.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i said what i said
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Toronto Blue Jays George Springer
ALT: Toronto Blue Jays George Springer
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The governor of Texas depicting his Latina opponent on a Loteria card is the kind of racism he has so far failed to condemn from other Republican candidates.
Facebook post from Greg Abbott: Rather than teach our students the principles that made Texas an America exceptional, Gina Hinojosa wants to radicalize your children with drag queen story hour, all while keeping parents in the dark. She calls herself a "Mad Mom." Texans agree; her extreme agenda is completely mad, and we will not let her bring it into your children's classroom.

An illustration accompanies that resembles a loteria card, with Hinjosa depicted as "La Payasa," the Clown. She is surrounded by banners and signs related to LGBTQ identity.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16/09/2026
less corruption, more spoonbill. 🪶
a roseate spoonbill looks at the camera
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Instagram story screenshot from:) calebsaysthings • 2h
From Create Mode >
hey guys I've seen all the atrocities going on and I just want you to know l am keeping the conversation
OPEN by saying NOTHING. I am a role model (product) and it's important that don't disappoint my young fans (investors and shareholders) by being political.
my shows are something so much bigger than politics - they are commerce
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Raymond James Stadium hosted 2 Kanye West shows 3 months ago www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...
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Macklemore dropped from Ed Sheeran’s US tour after ‘free Palestine’ speech
The American rapper will no longer support Sheeran’s US leg of Loop tour after comments at MetLife Stadium show
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ICE and Oklahoma state police are illegally arresting and detaining Ukrainian truck drivers who are here legally via TPS. tulsaworld.com/news/state-r...
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Truck drivers who fled Ukraine war are being jailed by ICE in Oklahoma
Many believed they had proper paperwork but have been ensnared by inconsistent immigration policy and a federal push for deportations. Most remain in custody at Oklahoma prisons.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 12/09/2026
This is from 2020 so I don’t know if it’s still true but it shows that Texas has been a leader in voter suppression www.texastribune.org/2020/10/19/t...
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Analysis: It's harder to vote in Texas than in any other state
Voting laws in Texas are the most restrictive in the country. And voter turnout here is among the lowest, too. Maybe those facts are related.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this KJ Biermann case might be the darkest housewives storyline ever. just awful.
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonathanbernstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the huge questions in GOP politics right now is how many of them actually believe full-on crazy things vs. how many just claim to when it's expedient. No one knows the answer. (Neither is good, but they are different problems and point towards different potential solutions and outcomes).
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mates, it was a thousand years ago
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Enjoying this joke in the afterword of Debt: the first 5000 years by David Graeber
MISSIONARY: Look at you! You’re just wasting your life away, lying around like that. SAMOAN: Why? What do you think I should be doing? MISSIONARY: Well, there are plenty of coconuts all around here. Why not dry some copra and sell it? SAMOAN: And why would I want to do that? MISSIONARY: You could make a lot of money. And with the money you make, you could get a drying machine, and dry copra faster, and make even more money. SAMOAN: Okay. And why would I want to do that? MISSIONARY: Well, you’d be rich. You could buy land, plant more trees, expand operations. At that point, you wouldn’t even have to do the physical work anymore, you could just hire a bunch of other people to do it for you. SAMOAN: Okay. And why would I want to do that? MISSIONARY: Well, eventually, with all that copra, land, machines, employees, with all that money—you could retire a very rich man. And then you wouldn’t have to do anything. You could just lie on the beach all day.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the memes are gonna be crazy these next few days
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a case i think a lot about is the young british woman who was "accidentally" shot and killed by her texan father earlier this year after they argued about trump. she was visiting him and his new family and there were no witnesses to the shooting. 1/2
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Woman whose eyes are nothing like the sun... @sonnet130.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just found out that two weeks ago a friend's husband was stopped by HPD, who called ICE and they kidnapped him. HPD, emphatically, still works with ICE and Whitmire is a liar.
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Dome Dogs’ Tired Eyes @foreverdickiethon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Altuve hitting a walk off against MIL in Game 7 of the 2026 WS is gonna be extra sweet because it’ll be the last MLB play ever. Haters will eat burning coals.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
its literally the Khia song
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you know what IS a violation of the uniform code? WRITING HOMOPHOBIC GARBAGE ON YOUR FUCKING HAT. and guess what they didn’t stop the game to fix? clayton kershaw and the giants’ relief pitching corps from doing their hateful garbage on pride night.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
astros fans, what do we think is going on with kyle tucker self loathing now that he's a d*dger or what?
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Roey Hadar @roey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Another reason of many why Natasha Cloud is the WNBA 🐐: Over on Threads, she’s roasting the U.S. Postal Service for a fun post while they implement Trump’s effort to sabotage mail-in ballots.
Threads post from Natasha Cloud (t_cloud9) “we’re not laughing about our mail in ballots. Read the room.” Responding to the U.S. Postal Service’s post saying “and it’s STILL no hot dogs in envelopes.”
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brittanie shey @brittanieshey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
blocked for calling john lennon a wife beater
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