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Dr Acula

@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
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Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.

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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Junga Judge sounds like a fun party game
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I just saw someone refer to Kid Rock as Jesus of Methlehem.
Tom Holland looking at his phone with his fist to his mouth in a oooof motion.
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he absolutely has tried to turn people on he thinks he is good at it
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think that at one point this was about John Deere lawsuit settlement in his mind but it's just atrophied into "yard work, or farming... it had something to do with one of those. also i did it"
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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mondays, amirite 🤣😭🤣
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FARTGATE: Tomorrow’s Lancashire Telegraph is an absolute joy to behold. Buy it. Treasure it. Leave it to your grandchildren. #BuyALocalNewspaper
Lancs Telegraph front page: A POINT
OF ODOUR
Reform councillor 'broke wind
towards rival' during meeting.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you'd think it statistically impossible to follow up an assertion that *Nancy Pelosi* is gangsta with something even more embarrassing, but she managed
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nothing says "let's not be negative" as three large x marks
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when i was 12 i had to climb up to the garage attic to get my dad's magazine stash to see some ass but nowadays they just showing everyone, smdh
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey does anybody on this website know if the sun is setting in new york city
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you are all dressed up, who could blame you
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why aren't you the night mayor, you know what's going on people running stuff are idiots
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now that's how you review a pie
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you don't even have to understand the wordplay to know you were doing one, the funny part is the self loathing for knowing enough about them to make the joke.
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
with a name like that she has to at least try him out
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you had me at the tagline riffing on Magnolia
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"it reinvested all of our savings for us!"
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
that is one flashing red flag of a beard if i've ever seen one
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
drawing two paychecks to throw out the people they claim are "taking all the jobs"
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still prefer him dying whilst shitting as his grand exit - but I gotta say that burning to death in a fire trap of his own design would have a certain poetry to it as well
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm beyond thrilled that Nathan Fielder is willing to do the messy work that nobody else seems equipped to handle
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kids, but really insufferable
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
godzilla's a racist standup comic in this one
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
holy shit it gets into your feels so quick. just fantastic stuff
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ralph Wiggum explaining he saw the baby looking at him to his bleary parent
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
staying close to the best player is a good strategy, might pick up some tips and tricks even. just thinking out loud
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gadget Hackwrench asking why would she deceive me
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know this is not going to fix anything, but how much media coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think would happen if one of these dem candidates just said, once in their lives, what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumb asshole right now
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
looks like what you'd get if one of the paul brothers consumed the other
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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Konner Knudsen @penzerker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner Herzog's scathing quote about Ai is what I needed this morning.
Werner Herzog response to a question about ai
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
midwest concerns
@aprilkortoquioh tweeted today: “I’m from Minneapolis and I remember that on 9/11 everyone was convinced they were gonna hit the Mall of America next because in terms of cultural importance we consider it to be comparable to the Pentagon”
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am not opposed to a nice pretzel stick every now and again
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
that's the face of someone who fully has a plan to monetize the rot while denying it exists
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i agree that there is something extremely off-putting about what is going on with her face, but if you search "Elizabeth Holmes Magazine Cover", you'll see most of her photos are direct front facing.
google.com
Google Search
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
that new Nathan Fielder film looks insane. a perfect fit for him - like documenting trying to nail water to a wall
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They took his hair, Tommy.
trump coming off a plane, face tucked ruefully down in his jowls and glistening with the usual filet-o-fish sheen, wearing his hair in a way that appears to be sideways, like someone forgot to turn it the final quarter turn before installing it, and also it's a shade darker like someone grabbed the walnut finish and not the ashthe corpse of rug daniels from miller's crossing, propped up against a brick wall in a suit and dress shirt with a conspicuous stain from a bullet hole, his toupee askew on his head
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
sounds like something substantial got rinsed outta your sinuses
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
he looks exhausted of having you tell people to not let him fool them. just completely over it
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i don't dislike him as a comedian, but i do remember when he championed a reddit opinion that the Occupy movement needed to dress in beige khakis and polo shirts for people to take them seriously
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Dr Acula @trevorcavanagh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
relatable expression on that cat. just fed up with all this shit
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