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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 15/10/2023

they love to tell us that q-tips are both incredibly dangerous *and* not even good at removing ear wax. hmmm interesting so you’re saying your enemy is both weak and strong at the same time??? where have I heard that before???

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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Roguelike Deckbuilder

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.

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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

She means this as advice

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The billionaire co-founder of AirBnB wants you to blame the babies of undocumented immigrants for starter homes being unaffordable.

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Even after all these years I still find the fact that something like *this* was on the official soundtrack of a version of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" incredibly amusing. Only in the early 90s. 🏴‍☠️💿🔊🎶

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deneb @v3gaaltair.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

demeter when her daughter goes missing

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026

ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea

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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Every Reform councillor who was elected this week is going to go into their first day of work thinking that 80% of their borough's budget goes on giving immigrants pronouns and they're all going to find that every single department is underfunded and slightly reducing the budget will kill people

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dungeon crawler teej @satorisampler.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 17/04/2026

oh! they got this all screwed up!

Kier Starmer holding his business card, it reads:

Kier Starmer, Rt.Hon
The buck stops with me?
No, More Excuses!

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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REVENGER G/T @revengergt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead. CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back. HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises) CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

ME: hi honey, rough day at work? WIFE: someone cited the deep magics to me today ME: oh my god WIFE: right? ME: but you were there when- WIFE: when they were written, i know ME: ...you didn't *say* that, did you? WIFE: got a zoom call with HR on monday

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TotallyJKing @totallyjking.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Maybe they watched the latest Gary’s Economics video where he seems to agree with everything you said, translated into lefty shibboleths? Have you considered wearing a beanie in your profile pic to get a better reception?

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

"go jump in a lake", "take a long walk off a short pier", "put an egg in your shoe and beat it", "go peddle your papers" these are just some of the violent, actionable threats journalists and academics face every two to three months on bluesky, or as some call it The Murder Website.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2024

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Chekov’s Goons.

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pumpkin spice cite @citationneeded.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

happy international women's day

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.

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TotallyJKing @totallyjking.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Just wait until you encounter the “insurgent” enemy type 🙃

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TotallyJKing @totallyjking.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Not sure how much a personal subscription costs, but RiversideFM does auto-transcription (even from other languages into English, though imperfectly) and you can edit the recording directly by deleting individual words from the transcript in their interface.

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TotallyJKing @totallyjking.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Well, if Rufus Albarea tells me it’s good…

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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Happy Labor Day! Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work... Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?

Stanhill, Lancashire, 1764. Wear and carpenter James Hargreaves invents the Spinning Jenny, the first practical spinning-frame, to make the tedious task of producing cloth a little bit faster. He doesn't know it yet, but this will destroy the world.

Spurred by inventions like his, the industrial revolution will transform everything -- work power, the wealth of nations. Society as we know it began here, and it wasn't great for everyone. But a group of weavers and textile workers saw this future coming. And did their best to prevent it.

"Curse you spinning jenny, you ruined everything!" The standard narrative does that LUDDITES were foolish lunatics who, in fear of technology, decided progress was bad, and started hitting it with sticks. But the truth is entire ways of life were being destroyed.

Previously, skilled craftsmen were respected for the time and effort it took to do their work. The entire family usit would form a cottage industry - creating something valuable, and command a decent living. But when a machine can work 10 times faster its owner can charge less for the prodcts- craftsmen couldn't compete and were left out of work almost overnight.

And as factories became a fixture of the british landscape, these now unemployed labourers often ended up working the factories that had just destroyed their way of life. Britain was the most prosperous nation in history, factory owners became extremely wealthy and influential. But the people doing the actual work saw almost none of it.

Factory work paid little, since "the machines" did "the real work" human labourers were deemed unimportant and replaceable. FUN FACT!: Factory owners preferred to hire ORPHANS since less people would notice if they were maimed or killed on the job!

Now the owners quickly realized the workers might notice they did all the work for almost no pay. If they went on STRIKE or ARGUED FOR HGHER WAGES, this would threaten their tremendous wealth. In 1799, Parliament passed the Combination Act, which made FORMING TRADE UNIONS, COLLECTIVE BARGAINING, AND GOING ON STRIKE ILLEGAL. Organizing against the rich became a crime.

If you were living through it, opposing the industrial revolution wasn't techno-phobia. It was SELF-DEFENSE. The combination act forced unions underground into secret societies. And the greatest secret of all was their leader - Ned Ludd. Ned had been a folk character for years. In one version after being whipped by his master, he smashed two knitting frames in a rage. In more fanciful versions, he then escaped to the Sherwood forest, here he lived among the animals as their king. Some versions specifically call him 'Much Better Than Robin Hood'.

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

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