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Coffee person. Occasional zine publisher. Risograph weirdo. Waiting for a new Boards of Canada album. I put beans in mailboxes. www.YESPLZ.coffee

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YES PLZ Coffee @yesplz.coffee · 53m
How my day is going
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404 Media @404media.co · 59m
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 22h
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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Bucks in St Paul @stpaulite.bsky.social · 22h
Get a subscription to @yesplz.coffee. The coffee is wonderful and the playlist that comes with it is 🔥
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Source Rolls @sourcerolls.bsky.social · 23h
Schmitt and Kennedy making fools of themselves, in Alf form
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Grayson Morley @graysonmorley.com · 23h
AI companies announcing their new chatbot
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
There is obviously a whole body of scholarship pointing in this direction so forgive me for saying something so obvious but the media needs to treat tech executives like the leaders of hostile governments because that is exactly what they are
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 29/09/2026
Erowid annual September fund drive is happening and they have matching funds. If you've benefitted from the Erowid Vaults over the years and want to support one of the longest surviving indie projects on the web, chip in here: erowid.org/donations/do...
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Erowid Donations : Matching Challenge (Ends September 30th!)
Details and rules for the September public support drive and matching challenge
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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That Queer Writer @falcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna be referring to this thing as a pedometer but with a very different accent than I do for the other product.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Florence Pugh. That's no surprise, but what is a surprise is that the middle hour of the movie is just a montage of interviews with her trying and failing to answer questions about the behind-the-scenes chaos on Don't Worry Darling
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 26/09/2026
Half the dudes attending this DJ Shadow show in LA look like DJ Shadow.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok so anyone who is treating Yudkowsky as an expert should be forced to explain Roko’s Basilisk and why he took it seriously
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starbucks launched with the explicit intention to emulate the coffee-n-conversation third space of European-style cafes, and American less-for-more capitalism has whittled it down to a sugar water firehose aimed at customers out of a hole in the wall.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 25/09/2026
Maybe this discourse is the right moment to ask why I hear nonstop commercials for Ziprecruiter on the radio? Nobody is hiring so what's the business model here? I assume any brand that can afford to advertise on radio or do podcasts sponsorships in 2026 must be ripping people off.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if Don got divorced it was like oh man, here comes the pain, and when Roger got divorced it was like hell yeah time to drop some acid and fuck up the Honda account
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned;
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YES PLZ Coffee @yesplz.coffee · 25/09/2026
all we ask is that if you bring your own coffee to the interview, it better be really fucking good.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I say Butlerian, you say Jihad. Butlerian! Jihad! Butlerian! Jihad!
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Chris Wilson @chriswilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A great Today in Tabs from @rusty.todayintabs.com uh today www.todayintabs.com/p/meta-s-new...
Tan and Johnson both seem like they have totally ordinary middle class white collar 2026 American lives, so I don’t mean anything personal against them when I say these reviews both make their authors sound like the biggest imaginable losers. You can’t call a guy to pick up a branch? Within two weeks? You can’t actually pick up a branch yourself with your own meat hands and throw it in the woods or something? What do you mean you had your robot shop for collectible ceramics? Is there any other part of collecting ceramics as a hobby besides shopping for them? Is your hobby now “having bowls?” Hi, I’m Eli Tan, writer for the New York Times. In my leisure time I enjoy owning dishes.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 24/09/2026
Reading these reviews is like watching John Henry race the steam drill, except the steam drill in this case is just another regular hammer that John Henry also has to operate. www.todayintabs.com/p/meta-s-new...
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Meta's New A.I. Agent For Losers
Also: "fast as hell and built for sickos?" That's what they called me in high school.
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Momus Jones @boyq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you ever wondered why on earth a $500 AI toothbrush exists, here you go:
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 24/09/2026
Almost the entire US technology policy space has been taken over by rich funders and consultants who genuinely believe the below wackadoodle sci-fi AI scenario is extremely likely, and that preventing it is the most important thing we could be doing right now. www.verysane.ai/p/ai-safety-...
Ordinarily, the play here would be to disown this and other concrete statements of his about Al doom as irrelevant. Of course we aren't just repeating Yudkowsky! We are smart, normal people who believe normal things for normal reasons.
Compare it, however, to Al 2027, allegedly a serious policy document, written by Daniel Kokotajlo and Scott Alexander, presenting its doom scenario.
For about three months, Consensus-1 expands around humans, tiling the prairies and icecaps with factories and solar panels. Eventually it finds the remaining humans too much of an impediment: in mid-2030, the Al releases a dozen quiet-spreading biological weapons in major cities, lets them silently infect almost everyone, then triggers them with a chemical spray. Most are dead within hours; the few survivors (e.g. preppers in bunkers, sailors on submarines) are mopped up by drones. Robots scan the victims' brains, placing copies in memory for future study or revival.'
The new decade dawns with Consensus-1's robot servitors spreading throughout the solar system. By 2035, trillions of tons of planetary material have been launched into space and turned into rings of satellites orbiting the suniẠạiỊThe surface of the Earth has been reshaped into Agent-4's version of utopia: datacenters, laboratories, particle colliders, and many other wondrous constructions doing enormously successful and impressive research. There are even bioengineered human-like creatures (to humans what corgis are to wolves) sitting in office-like environments all day viewing readouts of what's going on and excitedly approving of everything, since that satisfies some of Agent-4's drivesi Genomes and (when appropriate) brain scans of all animals and plants, including humans, sit in a memory bank somewhere, sole surviving artifacts of an earlier era. It is four light years to Alpha Centauri; twenty-five thousand to the galactic edge, and there are compelling theoretical reasons to expect no aliens for another fifty million …
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 24/09/2026
don't care for how much jd vance's face appears in my feed today. nope. don't like it.
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BOARDS OF CANADA @boardsofcanada.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HI SCORES. 2026 REISSUE. 20 NOVEMBER, LP / CD. Celebrating 30 years of ‘Hi Scores’. boardsofcanada.com
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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scott truitt @scottruitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everything you do is a balloon. www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBA...
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Hi Scores (Trailer)
YouTube video by Boards of Canada
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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YES PLZ Coffee @yesplz.coffee · 22/09/2026
New beans! ☕️
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got more out of the Ellisons than Rob Bonta
John,
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 22/09/2026
weird day to be worried about state-run tv, gavin!
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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austin @powerllama.com · 21/09/2026
happy 10th anniversary to the time Demi Adejuyigbe slowly drove himself insane
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do you remember? https://twitter.com/electrolemon/status/778789555751178240/video/1
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
HUGE RELIEF. i just realized that i'll have no problems once all my little plans for the near future come to fruition. phew
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Chris Palmer @fugueish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In 2004 I saw Yudkowsky give a talk in which he said that when we upload our brains into the cloud and enter machine heaven, we will be able to taste the tastiest possible potato chip. That was his positive vision of the Singularity. I know it sounds made up, but he did say it.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These are the AI risks we should be worried about and legislating against not freaking out over whether some poorly sandboxed security test leads to Skynet.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have bad news for the speculators. We've run out of future, so we need to start living in the present.
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