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@tonx.coffee
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Coffee person. Occasional zine publisher. Risograph weirdo. Waiting for a new Boards of Canada album. I put beans in mailboxes. www.YESPLZ.coffee

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 6h
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 3h
This is the basic trick of Roko's Basilisk. Like many supposed thought experiments noodled over by guys who thought Heath Ledger's Joker was the most important moral philosopher of the 21st century, it dresses up as an ethical conundrum what is in truth a deeply evil enticement to abandon the concept of human intention altogether.
Decision-making truly cannot get more animal and reactionary than to extend fixed conclusions about what humanity is like out into the imagined indefinite future, conceived as boundary walls defining the path that future can take, and react to that future before it has even had a chance to
arrive. It makes the future into the past. It is inherently regressive, fascist.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every day I open this app and have no idea what anyone’s talking about. And every night you better believe I’ve developed a strong and correct opinion on those topics
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new vid up — my WAVEFORMS quintet does Boards of Canada’s “Roygbiv” youtu.be/46i0RL8X4YA?...
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Dan Lehner’s WAVEFORMS - “Roygbiv” (Boards of Canada)
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Astro-Puppy @astro-puppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is the sense of wonder of first hearing tracks like these from Boards of Canada, and then hearing them again and again. Then there is the sense wonder when the magic in this music is explained by an artist who can gently educate you, while sharing in the wonder. m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnO...
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"Boqurant/5.9.78" analysis - Boards of Canada
YouTube video by ixi
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 03/10/2026
posting to bluesky for posterity: created a Youtube playlist of all my recent Boards of Canada short videos (and I'm likely to make some new ones as time permits) youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Boards of Canada stuff - YouTube
starting making short vids about Boards of Canada ahead of the Inferno release and might keep making more.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 02/10/2026
💯.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 02/10/2026
obviously a *click-to-buy-coffee-from-tonx* feature would benefit everyone.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone is so tired. Exhausted. And I'm talking to so many friends and colleagues who are hoping for a functional institutional power to come along and take care of them, take the annoying work and worry away. An employer, a publisher, a big funder, an elected leader, etc. I think it's just us.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isn’t it: - through 1990s: every caller is a mystery - 2000s-2010s (early cellphone era): every caller is known - 2020s: almost every caller is spam
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The context of *this* wave of visceral rage at rapists is that in the past decade we've seen them take complete control of the government, turn the entire economy into their ponzi scheme, gain trillions of dollars of exploited wealth. We've seen an opposition party abjectly fail at stopping them
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justin from the internet @threlk.net · 01/10/2026
found the source of all the bad posts on here
a cardboard box of “bluesky diesel exhaust fluid”
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 01/10/2026
Step 1: you give me money Step 2: I send you coffee beans.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 01/10/2026
Anytime a Meta product learns more about me, I consider that a data breach
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Sounds great.
According to experts I interviewed, the internet is about to get more frustrating. These agents may cause a cascading chain of problems that shake the foundations of digital infrastructure. Chances are good that you're about to live through an era of online chaos. 
The internet was built for humans with limited time and patience. AIs don't have those restraints. You'll probably have to fight with robots over concert tickets and booking appointments. Small businesses could drown in machine-made pestering. AIs don't look at ads, and websites that rely on them are already crumbling. You'll be buried in endless loops of proving you're human. And if you use these AI tools, some may betray you.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 01/10/2026
become machine-unreadable.
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Max Fenton @maxfenton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the one hand, Muse is vibe coded slop malware. On the other hand you could get a $32 check in 10 years if you let it build a stasi file on you and everyone you know or meet.
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 01/10/2026
Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
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YES PLZ Coffee @yesplz.coffee · 01/10/2026
This week’s bean scene ☕️
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YES PLZ Coffee @yesplz.coffee · 30/09/2026
How my day is going
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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USPS To Put Cameras in Trucks That Scan Roads for ‘Community Safety’
USPS says the cameras, put on USPS truck dashboards, will scan roads, signs, and more.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
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Bucks in St Paul @stpaulite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get a subscription to @yesplz.coffee. The coffee is wonderful and the playlist that comes with it is 🔥
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 29/09/2026
AI entering its slurp juice era.
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Source Rolls @sourcerolls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt and Kennedy making fools of themselves, in Alf form
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Grayson Morley @graysonmorley.com · 29/09/2026
AI companies announcing their new chatbot
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 29/09/2026
I sometimes take a random photo just to log something like this.
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
There is obviously a whole body of scholarship pointing in this direction so forgive me for saying something so obvious but the media needs to treat tech executives like the leaders of hostile governments because that is exactly what they are
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 29/09/2026
Erowid annual September fund drive is happening and they have matching funds. If you've benefitted from the Erowid Vaults over the years and want to support one of the longest surviving indie projects on the web, chip in here: erowid.org/donations/do...
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Erowid Donations : Matching Challenge (Ends September 30th!)
Details and rules for the September public support drive and matching challenge
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 28/09/2026
Andor theatrical release in 3 episode chunks.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 28/09/2026
there are SO MANY
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 28/09/2026
omg it's true: bsky.app/profile/erin...
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That Queer Skeletal Writer @falcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna be referring to this thing as a pedometer but with a very different accent than I do for the other product.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Florence Pugh. That's no surprise, but what is a surprise is that the middle hour of the movie is just a montage of interviews with her trying and failing to answer questions about the behind-the-scenes chaos on Don't Worry Darling
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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tonx @tonx.coffee · 26/09/2026
Half the dudes attending this DJ Shadow show in LA look like DJ Shadow.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for whatever it's worth: as a political philosopher I fully cosign this message
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok so anyone who is treating Yudkowsky as an expert should be forced to explain Roko’s Basilisk and why he took it seriously
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starbucks launched with the explicit intention to emulate the coffee-n-conversation third space of European-style cafes, and American less-for-more capitalism has whittled it down to a sugar water firehose aimed at customers out of a hole in the wall.
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