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Tomáš Janáček

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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 16h
It'd be a real shame if this photo of President Obama giving Tom Homan a prize went viral today, for no particular reason
Obama giving Homan a presidential award for his work running the DHS
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23m
Don’t do it Kim, this is a witch hunt. Lots of perfectly legitimate reasons to demand $100K from some guy who wants political influence and give him instructions on how to avoid a paper trail
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 6h
Weird how this has been the problem for my whole life, and yet all the policies suggested to fix it by all these people haven't solved the problem, but have made life much worse for everyone while funnelling money into the pockets of well-connected bastards.
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Count Nikolaj Bill-cula @nikolajbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THIS WILL SOUND SUPER CRAZY, BUTI SEE A PATH TO THE MONORAIL BEING
WORTH ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE MORE THAN THE CURRENT SPRINGFIELD ECONOMY
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23h
I’ve written this up brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/michael-go...
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Michael Gove, Lola Salem, and a sudden silence
Why did a series of newspaper stories vanish and why are right-wing organisations involved in a coordinated campaign to forget about one particular contributor?
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 3h
hmm, the original post with these headlines seems to have gone missing
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RICHARD EDEN: Michael Gove splits from
French lover 26 years his junior
By RICHARD EDEN, DIARY EDITOR
PUBLISHED: 23:00, 2 October 2026 | UPDATED: 08:24, 3 October 2026

The gulf in their ages - he, at 59, is 26 years her senior - inspired much attention when their romance first bloomed, though arguably not as much as the disparity in their respective physical charms.
After all, far from placing himself in the same bracket as Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Gove has instead spoken candidly about what he considers his deficiencies in 'looks, charisma, all the rest of it'
Now, however, the former Tory Cabinet minister's relationship with his girlfriend, the French academic Dr Lola Salem, has ended after two years.
'They've parted,' a chum tells me, adding that Gove has moved out of the west London flat they shared. 'The split happened some time ago, but all parties have been tight-lipped about the reasons'Daily Mail

Female Oxford University professor, 33, is 
charged with possessing indecent images of children
By ELIZABETH IVENS
PUBLISHED: 17:20, 10 October 2026 | UPDATED: 17:25, 10 October 2026

An Oxford University professor is facing trial after being charged with possessing indecent images of children.
Dr Lola Salem, 33, is a music lecturer at prestigious Oriel College, the oldest royal foundation college at Oxford, where King Charles is the 'official visitor' as reigning monarch.
She was suspended by the college, whose famous alumni include Sir Walter Raleigh, after they became aware of the charges in June.
She has also been barred from teaching students there and at fellow Oxford colleges Wadham and St Catherine's where she previously lectured in French.
Dr Salem has been accused of possessing indecent images of children between May 2021 and February 2023. Three of the images are classed as category B, the second most serious category, and one is classed as category C.
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Tomáš Janáček @tomjanacek.bsky.social · 3h
magic the gathering players. those dipshits are eating this slop up
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/10/2026
sell disney stocks now. sell everything. take out every last dollar in cash and stuff it under your mattress it is OVER
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congrats to the Kalshi marketing department on doing their homework and properly identifiing Glenn's audience being comprised entirely of ridiculously gullible marks who won't quit no matter how many times they're demonstrably wrong.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 18h
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h
(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 11h
this is not a door guys like him want to open, he just doesn't know it yet
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Witness this instance of clever linguistic framing: 'we need to be honest' about [insert extremely reactionary talking-points that frame migrants as objects, rather than subjects]. Okay, I'm being honest: this is a load of bollocks that deserves nothing but explaining its rhetorical chicanery
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 11/10/2026
this is fucking grim
RICHARD EDEN: Michael Gove splits from French lover 26 years his junior
By RICHARD EDEN, DIARY EDITOR
PUBLISHED: 23:00, 2 October 2026 | UPDATED: 08:24, 3 October 2026

The gulf in their ages - he, at 59, is 26 years her senior - inspired much attention when their romance first bloomed, though arguably not as much as the disparity in their respective physical charms.
After all, far from placing himself in the same bracket as Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael Gove has instead spoken candidly about what he considers his deficiencies in 'looks, charisma, all the rest of it.
Now, however, the former Tory Cabinet minister's relationship with his girlfriend, the French academic Dr Lola Salem, has ended after two years.
'They've parted,' a chum tells me, adding that Gove has moved out of the west London flat they shared. 'The split happened some time ago, but all parties have been tight-lipped about the reasons.!Female Oxford University professor, 33, is charged with possessing indecent images of children
By ELIZABETH IVENS
PUBLISHED: 17:20, 10 October 2026 | UPDATED: 17:25, 10 October 2026

An Oxford University professor is facing trial after being charged with possessing indecent images of children.
Dr Lola Salem, 33, is a music lecturer at prestigious Oriel College, the oldest royal foundation college at Oxford, where King Charles is the 'official visitor' as reigning monarch.
She was suspended by the college, whose famous alumni include Sir Walter Raleigh, after they became aware of the charges in June.
She has also been barred from teaching students there and at fellow Oxford colleges Wadham and St Catherine's where she previously lectured in French.
Dr Salem has been accused of possessing indecent images of children between May 2021 and February 2023. Three of the images are classed as category B, the second most serious category, and one is classed as category C.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 3h
the only bad thing about cancelling your license fee is that you can only do it once
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 3h
Love that they cant actually just interview JK on her trans views cause she is so rabid she wouldnt be able to hold it together and it would just reveal how much of a raging untethered madwoman she’s become
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r @recombobulating.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'everybody' and 'nobody' as synonyms for 'the in group' and 'the out group' is something I can't stop seeing now that I've noticed it I feel like I agree with nobody a lot more than I agree with everybody
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 5h
Charlie Kirk's neck just did that tho.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 21h
If you push out a rumor that turns out to be 100% bullshit, you didn't "break a story."
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Jesse SingalO @jessesingal

1/ For the last 80 minutes I've been on a fascinating Twitter Spaces (or whatever they're calling them now) with Rhein Amacher, who broke the Talarico story. I was on the call when everyone found out the hospital was flatly denying it. Some interesting nuggets: 8:24 PM • Oct 11, 2026 • 329.2K Views
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13h
The Seven Stages of Democrat Rage When Republicans Are Fascistic: 1. This is simply wrong 2. We are better than this 3. It’s downright un-American 4. Reagan would be rolling in his grave 5. This is simply wrong (reprise) 6. I am writing a letter 7. Can you chip in $5 to help me put a stop to this
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 18h
I am probably one of a literal handful total who genuinely thinks this is good just like Uncommitted was good. Obviously I think the policy demands of the people described below are bad but this is what democracy is for and I'm glad everyone is being honest.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17h
Photo of Amy Klobuchar with BROW FURROWED in a Dark Souls title overlay
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 18h
Everyone is out on bail and no one can say what the plot was and not a single journalist that i have seen has even arched an eyebrow. British journalism is hilarious
Beth rigby: BREAKING: PM tells MP that RAF plot was "almost certainly" directed by Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard and says UK will bring further sanctions to restrict the capacity or Iran and the IRGC to do us harm
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19h
Nixon resigned for secretly breaking into the opposition's office. Now you can break into the opposition's home openly.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 19h
In 2018 Neera Tanden, former staffer for Bill Clinton, outed a member of her own staff at CAP who reported being a victim of workplace sexual harassment during a staff meeting.
Proud to be one of the people fighting off the predator.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 12/10/2026
feels like maybe we should have pushed harder on this at the policy level a decade ago, instead of just kinda assuming that Elon Musk would take care of it all for us, out of the goodness of his heart
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me: Dem politicians are pretty much republicans Libs: ARGKE BARGLE RARRR FUK YOUUU Dem politicians:
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Fathel @fath0039.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
World historical fumble by MBS. Can't be a strongman when you're rulling over a state as weak and dependent as the Saudi one.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They should’ve removed his ass off stage with a comically large cane and replaced him with Stavvy
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Michael Bench-Dracula @mikebenchcapon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look, it's just common sense that in the ancestral environment if a man read a book by a woman or vice versa they'd get eaten by a lion
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Krumpf @krumpf.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
james baldwin said 40 years ago that there had been a breakdown in the social contract that was driving everyone insane and i'm curious if he knew how bad it would get
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
💰🙅‍♀️🤝🛍
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ok better bomb the data centres in America too then. Eventually we'll get to the bottom of this.
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JD Long @jdlong.cerebralmastication.com · 11/10/2026
Snort.
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Tomáš Janáček @tomjanacek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Still based
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M @ltbucket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They're doing the meme
Text 1 : "I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Mar Theory"

Text 2: "I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Briet Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know"
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Tomáš Janáček @tomjanacek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
European chickenhawks are so pissed Trump is trying to limit the fallout from the Russia-Ukraine war. Of course he is only doing it bc he fucked up with the war on Iran. Everything is so demented
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Suella Braverman’s book barely sold any copies because, as the voice of the silent majority of the country, most people already know and share her views, which is why it’s so important to constantly invite her and her allies on TV, to expand upon their neglected views which everyone already shares.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why are leftists allowed to oppose a candidate for supporting a genocide that murdered 75,000 people but I’m not allowed to oppose a candidate because another Muslim said tweets I don’t like, clearly this can only be antisemitism
Remember if leftists vote against a Democratic candidate because of Gaza they are principled. 

If Jews vote against a candidate because of his views on Israel … they’re traitors. 

Not to mention the fact that Michigan Jews might have other reasons for voting against a candidate who routinely voiced anti-Semitic tropes. 

It would be nice if liberals called this out for what it is - straight up anti-Semitism. But of course they never will.
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A meme showing an army cartoon guy saying "Uh, excuse me, may I get my military discount for this here uh sandwich???"

An emoji head is laughing and making a coocoo gesture while saying "Uhhh can I get a military discount for poo poo pee pee???"

Then an illustration of a man angrily pointing at the viewer says "FUCK NO! Get out of here baby killer!"
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nnor, Ph.D @noncommutativity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A better world is possible I mean. we're never gonna see it. but it's possible!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Basically AI allows software engineers to produce shitty code *faster* and in higher volumes which increases the amount time spent on code reviews and revisions nullifying the productivity gained from producing the code in the first place.
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