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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social

@tomhoefwrites.bsky.social
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Playwright, Teacher, ride-or-die Mets fan, Nintendo & Star Wars apologist, unexpectedly a leopard gecko owner (his real owner left for college.)

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 2h
I heard through the grapevine that Sen. Eric Schmitt has 18 staffers on his legislative team: 17 men and one woman. The woman on his staff deals exclusively with foreign policy, which means today's disaster during the hearing was all by conservative men who don't know sports.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8h
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 3h
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Aaron S. Veenstra @asveenstra.bsky.social · 5h
Can't believe a guy desperate to play second fiddle to a juiceless weirdo two years in advance could get something so wrong.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 4h
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 5h
If the Phillies lose tomorrow they technically missed October baseball this year.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 7h
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Rep. Gina Hinojosa has filed an official request to inspect unredacted communications between Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and Elon Musk after roughly 1,400 pages released last year were heavily redacted as “intimate and embarrassing.”
Texas State Rep. Gina Hinojosa stands indoors wearing a burgundy blazer and dark top, with campaign signage bearing her name and the outline of Texas visible behind her.Official letter dated September 29, 2026, from Texas State Rep. Gina Hinojosa to Gov. Greg Abbott’s office requesting inspection of unredacted communications between Abbott’s office and Elon Musk and his companies. Hinojosa seeks records previously released with redactions for information deemed “embarrassing” or “intimate,” citing her legislative authority under the Texas Public Information Act.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 5h
Phillies season
IT'S OVEI
IT'SNEVER BEEN
RE OVER THAN IT IS
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IT'S EVEN MORE OVER THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIB
TUCKER CARLSON DTONIGHTO |
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PREVIOUS RECORDS OF OVER SHATTERED BY HOW OVER IT IS
TUCKER CARLSON •TONIGHT•
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 5h
This Phillies v. Braves, winner gets the Dodgers bracket might be the most cursed postseason bracket of all time. #Mets #LGM
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Will @rachelzeglerally.bsky.social · 23h
Why am I watching the #Eagles get destroyed by the Case Keenum led #Bears
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Cowboys Vs
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 23h
Apparently Jalen Hurts just momentarily forgot what team he was playing for. #Eagles #Bears
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This 👇
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whattheactualf.bsky.social @whattheactualf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vote this Congress out!
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Elizabeth Korevaar @ejk415.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So now my tax dollars are not feeding the hungry, healing the sick, or housing the poor. They are being spent making Donny feel better about himself. Impeach him for this, it is indecent and illegal.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our tax dollars are being spent to indulge the fantasies and to soothe the fragile ego of a narcissistic sociopath who is falling deeper and deeper into psychosis.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Jets tie it up!
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South Park: And It's Gone Meme
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((joyce)) @joycefromli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍎⚾️!! so happy for Lindor!! Bravo!!! 300!!!! 👏👏👏👏 #Mets #LGM
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
Now let’s resume talking about Epstein.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phillies up 4-0? They’re probably getting in, but they had to burn Wheeler to do it. Good. Can’t stand him so hopefully he doesn’t get to pitch in the postseason. Guy was an always-injured loser who couldn’t throw strikes here, but turns into a stud as soon as he goes to Philly. Eff him. #Mets #LGM
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Francisco Lindor is the 5th player to have played at least 50% of his games at SS at the time of their 300th HR (in fact all were over 90% at SS), joining: Ernie Banks Cal Ripken Jr. Alex Rodriguez Miguel Tejada h/t @EliasSports
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The brownies that I started baking in 1974 with my Easy Bake oven are ready now if any of you wants one.
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uicgreg.bsky.social @uicgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gay Illini alum 🏳️‍🌈 @illiniandramsalum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Trump has long denied wrongdoing in connection with Epstein.” Well, Trump lies. A lot. He hasn’t any credibility at all.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#My9Games I am old. 🤷‍♂️🤣
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I bet insurance companies are thrilled with the Trump administration‘s message to policyholders that they need to file claims on every policy they have or they might risk losing it.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think Donald Trump won in 2016 and I don't think he won in 2024.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Phillies get to survive this and make the postseason… and I think they’re set up well to do that tomorrow… it will be the most “backing into the playoffs” in the long storied history of teams backing into the playoffs.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Stephen @nesskey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMG...the DBacks and Phillies are having a mid-off.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/09/2026
At last, a safe space for men who think empathy lowers testosterone.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The President of the United States is a traitor and a rapist.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump. Corrupt as hell.
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Nathaniel Greene @nathaniel1776.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When TRUMP is gone the next POTUS should freeze all of Trumps assets
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get out and vote! He literally had people raise their hands and pledge to cheat two weeks ago in Dallas.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who’s the white gossip prick Who called Obama “a bit of a dick”? (HALPERIN!) Damn right! Who's the dork that always sells out It‘s never ever ever in doubt (HALPERIN!) Right on They say this cat Mark is one dumb mother f- (Shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' 'bout Halperin (Then we can dig it)
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, poor #Rangers fans; did you just watch Jacob deGrom lay an egg in a big September game that carried huge postseason implications? #Mets #LGM
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 26/09/2026
Not bad I guess.
Rookies with at least 160 Hits, 20 HR & 20 SB:

2026 Carson Benge
2023 Corbin Carroll
2012 Mike Trout
1999 Carlos Beltrán
1997 Nomar Garciapparra
1987 Devon White
1966 Tommie Agee
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Call me crazy, but Jazz would be one of my top FA targets for the #Mets. #LGM
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Torgo of the Everglades @mikeleiderman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is the Phillies Friday Night roundtable on WIP just going to be the broadcasters playing russian roulette?
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think even Phillies fans would agree that Phillies Postgame is must-see TV tonight. 👍
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aaron Judge’s age 34 season. When the end comes for sluggers it comes FAST. And that’s why Pete Alonso — who is no Aaron Judge — is no longer a Met. #Mets #LGM
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It absolutely sucks that Freddy Peralta gets to play in October. One of the most undeserved individual player postseason berths I can remember. #Mets #LGM
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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