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In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

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EdinColorado @edincolorado.bsky.social · 2m

Hilarious. Can Schmitt find Iowa on a map, and does he think Atlanta could be its capital? I would not be surprised. Schmitt just made the campaign ad that will sink him in his next election. What an arrogant moron.

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Rocket Girl Erin 👩🏼‍🚀🚀🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 HELP! READ PINNED SKEET! @rocketgirlerin.northsky.social · 1h

and JD Vance & Schmitt ticket, to me, reads like Advance Shit.

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🇨🇦dinkfish🇨🇦 @dinkfish.bsky.social · 4h

Dumb as a fucking post

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StayingCovidSafe @starlightshelling.bsky.social · 2h

😂

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Found On Shelf Podcast @foundonshelfpod.bsky.social · 4h

That stupid smug smirk on Schmitt's face as he thinks "oh I got him".

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Marvin L. C. Hoffman @marvinlchoffman.com · 4h

Ugh. What a dumbschmitt.

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krhyme.bsky.social @krhyme.bsky.social · 2h

He sure got red faced and started choking when Amy rather nicely clarified what the facts were

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SteveInAshland @w0x0f.bsky.social · 5h

Georgia and Iowa will vote for the MAGA anyway. They ignored Trump’s pedophilia and corruption, this is small potatoes.

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Oggie @oggie.bsky.social · 5h

It wouldn't even be that long ago that someone with a good amount of charisma could laugh this off, and make themselves the butt of the joke, and turn it around. But this man does not have that media savvy, and is instead insisting that he caught the guy in a lie. It's just so damn dumb.

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erflx.bsky.social @erflx.bsky.social · 3h

Schmitt is a dirtbag- apologies to actual dirtbags.

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liligator1 🐊 @liligator1.bsky.social · 5h

Eric Schmitt and his staff aren’t the sharpest.

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wmbuckley.bsky.social @wmbuckley.bsky.social · 3h

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The Giant Aquatic Centipede @deaddropholiday.bsky.social · 4h

Today proves he is absolutely qualified for the job.

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notatrillionaire.bsky.social @notatrillionaire.bsky.social · 2h

Put a fork in him. He is such a fucking idiot. He is the dirt bag.

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Sherry @sherry2.bsky.social · 3h

A Schmitt head got Klobauchared in the Jack Smith hearing Schmitt accused Smith of being in Atlanta at a Hawks game and involved in the Fani Willis case He was in Maryland watching Iowa Hawkeye's Caitlyn Clark play His wife and security were with him Klobuchar youtu.be/KnA17YMktI0?...

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WATCH: Klobuchar Slams Schmitt Over ‘FALSE Information,’ Says Jack Smith Deserves An Apology | N18G

YouTube video by CNBC-TV18

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Brian Lemaire @lieutenant-kije.bsky.social · 3h

This is a senator?

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Rosemary Sullivan @rosemary47.bsky.social · 4h

Watch Schmitt blame some poor staffer for his screwup.

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joyeta.bsky.social @joyeta.bsky.social · 4h

Trump rebrand AI I believe Eric Schmitt Branded himself: Eric Homey🤡Schmitt!

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Sovereignty Matters @damningindignities.bsky.social · 3h

This was the highlight of my day.

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Hip Model K @kozy17.bsky.social · 1h

He looks the part of gop vp candidate, and his brain appears to be wired for the role.

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NurseBettyTx @nursebettytx.bsky.social · 3h

Eric Schmitt reveals himself as the real dirt bag who confused a women ‘s College basketball game with a men’s NBA game in 2 different cities. Sounds like real GOP VP material for the couch guyliner man with 4 names

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vintagecat.bsky.social @vintagecat.bsky.social · 3h

Schmitt shows himself to be a real horse's ass.

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Vanessa Chaland @vanessachaland.bsky.social · 4h

I love the smell of deep fried MAGA in the morning!!! 😁

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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social · 1h

Schmitt should apologize he exists.

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MTfromCC @mtfromcc.bsky.social · 28m

Maryland, too, although those was already lost. Jack Smith who is local to the DC/Md/Va area, was attending a Terrapins game (against the Hawkeyes) in College Park, MD.

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StateSide 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇷 🇵🇦 @stateside.bsky.social · 3h

Iowans call the Hawkeyes “Hawks.” LMAO the guy from Missouri knows nothing about sports.

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ConstantineDTW @constantinedtw.bsky.social · 5h

People this stupid don’t belong anywhere near elected office. Says a lot about the country with how many of them there are nowadays.

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Silverrain64 @silverrain64.bsky.social · 3h

I'm honestly kinda mad at Klobuchar for being so nicey-nice and composed in the face of that. If there was ever a time to go off on somebody and make your "have you no decency, sir?" speech for the ages, there it was.

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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 4h

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Avery Farman @averyfarman.bsky.social · 3h

The only thing more amusing about Schmitt's self-own is just how smug & insulting he is, right up until they realize that Schmitt (or whoever's writing his lines) can't tell the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes, and how angry he gets when half the room dunks on him.

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Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social · 3h

Schmitt should be questioned daily about the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye.

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hamuelsanwich.bsky.social @hamuelsanwich.bsky.social · 2h

These people are such out of touch losers.

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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 2h

GOP doesn't even try anymore they just look at you like this

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John Novio @johnnynovio.bsky.social · 2h

I wonder how soon Vance will tell Axios to correct the story?

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quesera2u.bsky.social @quesera2u.bsky.social · 2h

Kindergarten Day Bad Very Bad Day of show and tell. Producers of Falsehoods and Writings is all the Republican Liars have to offer. SAD PATHETIC washed out old Pompous Windbag propaganda.

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Ordinary Magic @ordinarymagic.bsky.social · 12m

Good news! Eric picked up votes in former soviet Georgia.

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Saint Covidicus @covidicus.bsky.social · 3h

Watching the kids behind him get found out in real time is hilarious. Clownishly evil representation in the GOP

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The Mighty Jungle💙💛 @ocanannain.bsky.social · 1h

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Smartearner @igglesdiehard.bsky.social · 3h

What is it with Missouri? Hawley and Schmitt??? I mean Mississippi or Alabama ok but Missouri? Didn’t think they were the land of the unread and the inbred!

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jjdaddyo.bsky.social @jjdaddyo.bsky.social · 4h

They left out the part where Schmitt jumps up, points his manicured finger at Smith, and shouts "J'ACCUSE!!1!"

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Hap @hapchem.bsky.social · 4h

so Dumb and Dumber III: We're Getting the Runs for President

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Seabird @seabird51.bsky.social · 1h

He’s a buffoon, which is a perfect running mate for JD. The clown and the buffoon. What a pair!

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🇨🇦 @jhface.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe he doesn’t understand what perjury means.

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Dr.SLP @drsarap.bsky.social · 1h

This asshat was requesting research records from us at the university of Missouri (when he was attorney general 🤦🏻‍♀️). Claimed any research on anything social or emotional or anything psychological was against the MO law. Then Missourians voted him to senate. I’ve long since left MO, but not surprised.

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Tom, Thomas, Tommy. You pick. @maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social · 2h

His "Hawk Tuah" moment, eh?

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 4h

CouchFucker & Dirtbag 2028

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Just ‘Steve’ 💙 @steveplou.bsky.social · 1h

Epic fail on Schmitt’s part and the morons who cleared this for him.

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Brainmist @brainmist.bsky.social · 5h

Oh yeah. You can tell Iowans they're stupid, you can have a senator sneer at them that it doesn't matter if cutting Medicaid and undermining the already strained-to-breaking rural hospitals leads to earlier deaths, since they're all going to die anyway. But misidentify the Hawkeyes?

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Dwight Schrute: This Is War

Alt: Dwight Schrute: This Is War A white dorky man in wire glasses and business clothes says "This is war" into a cell phone.

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stephthethird.bsky.social @stephthethird.bsky.social · 4h

Does Couch think having this bumbling fool as his running mate will make him look less awkward and unlikable in comparison lol?

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Nick @boylan.xyz · 5h

The people that would vote for him in Georgia aren’t Atlanta Hawks fans.

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Lindsey Alexandra Parks @linzle.bsky.social · 39m

It was repulsive funny just hearing his questioning of Jack Smith, but to have douchebagged his potential spot as VP to JD is icing on the cake! Hahahahaha!

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Hudsonia @bopstyle.bsky.social · 3h

DEMs should have a video running now that shows this Republican Schmitt in action. Vote blue, even though our media machine is worthless

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no biscuit @mydogisajerk.bsky.social · 2h

No big deal, it's not like people in Iowa and Georgia are big sports fans

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petestphil.bsky.social @petestphil.bsky.social · 2h

Schmitt Head!

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Carrie @cawiii.bsky.social · 3h

😂😂

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Alex T @alextboyko.bsky.social · 4h

The Senate will not stop proving that it's just a DEI program for dumb white trash anytime soon.

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timeforsanity.bsky.social @timeforsanity.bsky.social · 2h

Schmitt is a MAGAT from Missouri, he is a total loser, he does nothing to better Missourian’s lives!

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Pat Phelan @yetanothersql.com · 4h

Eric Schmidt took Stupid to places that even Stupid itself struggled mightily to avoid. Mr Schmidt led the way and managed to drag Stupid behind him with it protesting every step of the way “This isn’t a good idea. I don’t even want to be seen with you here!”

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justfrank13.bsky.social @justfrank13.bsky.social · 4h

that might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen... to think you're SO CLEVER that you GOT 'EM on a mascot usage?? and produced freaking pictures and then suprise 'em!!! and BE COMPLETELY WRONG. I'd have more respect if he admitted his mistake

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Sophie's Friends @aurawellnesscenter.bsky.social · 4h

🐘 The GOP 🤡 Clowns are the best gift ever for Putin. The party that keeps on giving to China, Russia, and North Korea. Can you say, Russia, Russia, Russia...? 😾

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Jacobsridge Steve the Donkey Yawning

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Ellen Kuwana, MS (#SciComm at #SciWri26) @ellenkuwana.bsky.social · 4h

The arrogance of Eric Schmitt is so annoying. And he doesn't know the difference between a college sports team (Univ of Iowa Hawkeyes) and a pro basketball team in Atlanta. #Schmitt

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beelovevoteblue.bsky.social @beelovevoteblue.bsky.social · 4h

The GQP makes SNL skit writers job easy

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beetsbluecheese @beetsbluecheese.bsky.social · 4h

C’mon. Vance is 5 min away from the curb. The only way The Regime can hope to slow their spiral and reenergize voters is with new leadership. Vance will be forced to resign and a less cringe chud chosen. A Trump medical crisis will render him "retired" and... Voilà a new party to run out the term.

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Kate Rothwell @kroth.bsky.social · 1h

Smith was not at all vexed. He was calm as always. The dirtbag Schmitt, caught in a bad case of half-assed research, was vexed as hell.

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Danny Plainview @nhinca.bsky.social · 2h

This guy is perfect for JD Vance. Axios is right on here. Both are a couple of dolts. I can't think of anyone better to tag along with JD Eyeliner.

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Denali FOREVER 🎨🖌🐈‍⬛ @dbraende.bsky.social · 43m

God they are all so fucking stupid. Every one of them is a solid bonehead idiot.

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cram2025.bsky.social @cram2025.bsky.social · 1h

The whole point was to get a lie into the official record. The rebuttal doesn’t matter. The Republinuts will insure that the lie is quoted to perpetuate the conspiracy theory.

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Steve Lambson @kremlincardinal.bsky.social · 5h

record loss for a non-candidate

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Patrick Kingsley @patcanact.bsky.social · 1h

Look at the shade of Schmitt's face when he's smugly throwing down nonsense, and compare it to how red it gets when he realizes he just got caught being an idiot and hopes yelling louder will make him right anyway. (You know. How Trump does things.) He knows he just made a fool of himself.

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Dann @dann1960.bsky.social · 1h

Limited brains and Schmitt for brains; what a ticket.

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Sue Ferrara @sferrara.bsky.social · 5h

The hubris is breath-taking.

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Kwisatz Headache @tweenyoda.bsky.social · 4h

sen. Hawkeye

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Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H

ALT: Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H

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Adrian Smith 🫘 @jack-voltaire.bsky.social · 4h

What. A. Fucking. Moron. Go USA!

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Marie Antoinette's Porcelain Milk Pail @hulabernard.bsky.social · 4h

Isn't Schmitt the "total dirtbag" who was the MO attorney general who tied up a woman other than his wife in his house to for shenanigans and sexual gratification? Or was that another MO Republican dirtbag? Am I getting MO dirtbags mixed up?

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Aching News @jm256.bsky.social · 1h

Eric Schmitt - opens mouth, inserts foot.

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NotoriuousKBJ.bsky.social @notoriuouskbj.bsky.social · 5h

@amyklobuchar.com Please follow up with one sentence: He should do a better job.

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Scott Gillispie @fsgillispie.bsky.social · 4h

Lotta Iowa fans up in northern Missouri, I bet.

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Todd Nist @antilles913.bsky.social · 5h

Can someone please point out that denying something, or simply saying “no, I don’t remember going to an NBA game in Atlanta on that date,” is NOT PERJURY, even if he did in fact attend that game (which, obviously, he didn’t)? Words have meanings.

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Eileen Popp.🇺🇦🌻🎹📻📽🎠🎭🐧🐇 @epopp.bsky.social · 2h

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Bebezinho correndo no corredor

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Bill Sarille @billsarille.bsky.social · 1h

best self own of the year

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AlyceMiller @alycemiller.bsky.social · 3h

Hard to believe Schmitt was ever a prosecutor. Basic legal tenet: you never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to.

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Kurt Ronn @kronn.bsky.social · 3h

Wow! Eric Schmitt is the dirtbag in the room. Smith isn’t just a hero. Smith is smarter than all of Schmitt’s team put together!!! #EricSchmittDirtbag #TrumpRegimeDirtbags #ArrestTrump

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Irish-Seanchai @irish-seanchai.bsky.social · 40m

The Vance/Schmitt presidential run will be epic!

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Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels

ALT: Dumb and Dumber: Jim Carrey & Jeff Daniels

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iamjusjus.bsky.social @iamjusjus.bsky.social · 1h

If we weren’t sure that Vance would lose in 28’ before, we are now. All the money in the world says he backpeddles

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Sandy Stewart🦋 @coachsandys.bsky.social · 2h

Let’s just go from Schmitt being totally unprofessional to total asshole.

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Burnished rows of steel @acreed.bsky.social · 4h

His campaign both (1) definitely planted that article in Axios and (2) that is the most hilarious faceplant I’ve seen in a while. They thought they had Jack Smith dead-to-rights and instead they stepped on the biggest rake imaginable bc somehow Democrats got sports in the divorce.

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deportable419.bsky.social @deportable419.bsky.social · 4h

My sofa just puckered after reading this post aloud.

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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 4h

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious intelligence

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Blue💙Hearts💙Resistance @bluerockresistor.bsky.social · 1h

Schmitt is a smuck stuck in a rut a true piece of shit with no brains balls or guts Shame his name !!!

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Blue💙Hearts💙Resistance @bluerockresistor.bsky.social · 1h

GOD I LOVE HOW FAST KARMA WORKS 🤗

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Pirate Moondog @ddnmia.bsky.social · 15m

Schmitt's nickname should be Hawkeye from this day forward.

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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · 4h

PS, this is “the stuff” that Schmitt’s aide held up behind him. This bucket of NOTHING is what he thought was the kill shot to take out #JackSmith with a “perjury” charge. Even in these texts, there’s nothing. It’s wholesale BULLSHIT.

Texts next to a picture of Fani Willis and Nathan Wade…

J.P. Cooney: Hey man. Is 109 Row 1 reserved for Jack?

J.P. Cooney: Damn. Thank you for saving--but we are good. Ask Harbach.

Gavin Wallach: He is already down here. Thanks.

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flying_hun @flying-hun.bsky.social · 3h

I'm sure that any Missourians on here already know this, but both Senators from that state are embarrassments. I mean, they're GOP, so maybe that's a given, but still...

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RedsFanMan @redsfanman.bsky.social · 2h

At least he made it a couple of hours as a rumored candidate.

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Howard Miller @howard1948.bsky.social · 3h

You’d think he would have a better eye for dirtbaggery.

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