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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social

@tomhoefwrites.bsky.social
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Playwright, Teacher, ride-or-die Mets fan, Nintendo & Star Wars apologist, unexpectedly a leopard gecko owner (his real owner left for college.)

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 3h
Wil Wheaton doesn't give a FUCK what Traitor Trump thinks about his outspoken advocacy for removing him from office. We have that in common. Stay mouthy and vocal, my friends. We need that shit right about now.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 18h



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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 3h
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10h
Absolutely 👇
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 10h
A simple, factual, and effective message.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
Trump is standing like a centaur
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 19h
Lindor put the team on his back & carried them to the postseason in 2024.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 19h
2024.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, sure, because pro athletes making millions famously keep their mouths shut & do what they’re told even to their own detriment as they approach free agency. This is dumb. Freddy stunk in Queens. Freddy takes the blame. He was on the mound. He owns those results. Full stop.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 19h
Now do Benge, McLean, Scott, Thornton, Ewing, Tong… Lindor had his best season ever as a Met. Torrens came here and evolved into a starting catcher. If you’re not blaming Peralta for popping the bed in Queens you’re too blinded by your hatred of Stearns to think rationally about the #Mets anymore.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 19h
lol. He’s a professional baseball player getting paid millions to perform, not a store clerk making minimum wage.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 21h
I am YELLING
What's going on with the balls?
How am I supposed to get a job next year if that ball don't go out?
TOMMY PHAM AFTER A DEEP FLYOUT IN ALDS GAME 1
VIA JEFF AGREST / CHICAGO SUN TIMES
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Michael Thomas Rage @drsocialism.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Release the Epstein Files. Publish the Epstein Client List. Prosecute the child sex traffickers. THROW THESE PERPETRATORS UNDER THE PRISON.
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 22h
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All this is obvious, true and but for a couple of very brave pieces in WSJ, not reported or discussed in US corporate media, which are afraid of him.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Freddy Peralta can eff himself.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
This says, “The Mets had him use his changeup more, which was bad. Then the Rays had him use his changeup more, which was good.” Typical AI nonsense. Get outta here.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Oh, well, if AI said it… 🤣🤣🤣 He was awful in Queens. The end. But you’ve got such a mad-on for hating Stearns… Also? It was the right move to let Nimmo, McNeil, Diaz, & Alonso go. They had their shot here & they all failed. Stearns was right to turn the page.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
How do you know they did? I know what the results were from the player on the field. He stunk in Queens. He gets the blame for that. He was on the mound. Not David Stearns.
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Kevin @genius-degenerate.bsky.social · 21h
As I told a friend during the wild card series, a White Sox World Series win in the first full season of Leo XIV's papacy would not cause me to convert. It would, however, cause me to support using such a win as his first required miracle toward eventual canonization.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 21h
www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Mamdani calls for AI regulation ‘at every single level’
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani shared his thoughts on artificial intelligence.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
In this case, Freddy did absolutely nothing to help the Mets. But he’s helping Tampa. Blame the player.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
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But Why? Man in Surgical Gown
ALT: But Why? Man in Surgical Gown
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
I didn’t put words in your mouth. I asked a question. That you didn’t answer.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
This is a good inning for Freddy Peralta to give up 6 runs.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
I’ll take White Sox/Brewers.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
He’s a joke.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
I want the Yankees to smoke that dumb eff. He’s a big part of what cost us our season.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Just gross. But “Turd Reich?”
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
ALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
See, when the players are bad? I blame the players, but you blame the front office. Difference is, when the players are good I’ll credit the players. Will you credit the front office? #Mets #LGM
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Or maybe Freddy Peralta is a giant POS who just sucked as a Met. Can’t believe you’re blaming the PBO for this grown ass adult who’s being paid millions of dollars but forgot how to play baseball exclusively when he was in Queens. #Mets #LGM
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Freddy Peralta is a giant POS. Throwing 97 for the Rays after throwing soft slop out of the zone for the Mets. I may despise him as much as I’ve despised a player in a long time. #Mets #LGM
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Peralta is out here throwing 97?! F^ck that guy so hard. #Mets #LGM
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Ellie Leonard @redpencilscript.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this, but after his release in 2009, Epstein was supposed to meet with his NYPD parole officer every 90 days for 18 months. He went exactly zero times. No on said anything. #EpsteinFiles
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iBRAR 🍉 @ibrar-dev.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you remember the conspiracy about the suspicious body count around the Clinton's? There are no coincidences.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Padres are COOKED. #Brewers #NLDS
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everything Pedolf Shitler says is bullshit. He couldn’t tell the truth to save his worthless, shitty life.
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Mourning NAVALNY😢 @jan-readsalot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need Dan Rather in our main stream media again. He was not a coward in his reporting.
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Phil Hawkin @philhawkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What would be a spectacular coup would be for Iran somehow to acquire significant excerpts of the Epstein files and release them in some strategic way.
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whichever NY Post photographer took this sequence of photos should get the Pulitzer. #Yankees #Rays #ALDS #MLB
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∙ ᴘᴀᴜʟɪɴᴀ ∙ @iamthepaulina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So if Americans go to jail for lying to politicians, why do politicians not go to jail for lying to us? Aren't they public servants? Don't they work for us? ☕
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is such a 180 for current-day Eminem. Did something happen to him?
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tomhoefwrites.bsky.social @tomhoefwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was 100% the right call. Maddening if you’re a #Padres fan, though. #Brewers #NLDS
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We cannot let this miserable uneducated administration destroy America VOTE
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After he’s dead, we’re gonna find out that the man who ruined our country was never actually elected, aren’t we?
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