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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 2h
BE NOT AFRAID
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Defector @defector.com · 14h
There is some mighty weird stuff going on up there: defector.com/there-is-som...
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There Is Some Mighty Weird Stuff Going On Up There | Defector
The technical term for them is Transient Luminous Events, and it’s a good term. Transient, because they last just a few milliseconds. Luminous, because they light up the sky, but also because they…
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 13/10/2026
The Detroit Free Press allowed readers to submit their verdict on who won the debate between Dr. Abdul El Sayed and Mike Rogers— but the only two people who said Rogers won decided to include anti Arab slurs in their letters in addition to abject lies. So the DFP refused to publish them.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 11/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 21st of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate hemp. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Hemp.
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joe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 05/10/2026
Today is Quintidi the 15th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate donkeys. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Donkeys.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Serious, Grownup Position among radical centrists is that applying the nation’s laws to its most powerful criminals is a distraction from the important work of securing electoral wins for its most odious brownnosers
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hundreds of ….fireworks? Or gun shots? In countryside/Lowe’s island at 6:40am. There are often shots for duck hunting along the river but this sounds like a civil war battle.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 01/10/2026
Today is Primidi the 11th of Vendémiaire in the year 235. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate potatoes. #JacobinDay See today's page
An old time-y illustration of a Potatoes.
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Nasa Astronomy Hourly Pictures @nasadailypicbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NASA Astronomy Hourly Picture - 2026-06-12: Venus and Jupiter: Conjunction from Avebury #Astronomy #NASA #Space
To see Venus and Jupiter together this month, you won't need binoculars or even a telescope. Just look up after sunset and you'll find them emerging as the sky grows dark near the western horizon. In fact, on June 9 the two brightest planets were in close conjunction, separated on the sky by less than 2 degrees from our perspective. Since (brighter) inner planet Venus orbits the Sun faster than outer planet Jupiter, it catches up with and passes the outer planet along the ecliptic roughly every 13 months. But every three years or so their resulting conjunction can be viewed far enough from the Sun to be easily seen in Earth's twilight skies. On June 9, the two celestial beacon's close "cosmic kiss" was captured here next to two large standing stones, the remains of a cove near the center of a 4,000 year old stone circle at Avebury, UK. Larger than Stonehenge, the Avebury henge and stone circle complex is also recognized as one of the most significant neolithic ceremonial sites on planet Earth.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN HOLDIN ONE OF DA BEST ALBUM'S OF ALL TIME "SCIENTIST RIDS THE WORLD OF THE EVIL CURSE OF THE VAMPIRES" AND THEY SAY ; "NOTHING IS REAL, EXCEPT DUB REGGAE, AND THE INEVITABLE FALL OF VENTURE CAPITALISM, A COMPUTER THAT LIES TO US MAY TRICK A RICH MAN BUT IT WILL NEVER PLANT CORN" ,,, THE WHOLE SHIT SHOW OF VC IS BASED ON A FEW COMPANYS WHICH ARE "ALL IN" ON AI AND YA GOTTA THINK THAT AINT GONNA LAST,  THE RICH CAN INJECT THEMSELVES AND HIDE IN BUNKER'S BUT YA STILL GOTTA HAVE FOOD, EVERYTHING STILL DEPEND'S ON PLANTING CORN KERNALS AND EATIN THE CORN PLANTS THAT GROW FROM THEM, A RICH MAN WILL NEVER APPRECIATE THE PERMEATING BASS AND THUNDERING DRUM'S OF THIS ALBUM, HAVING NEVER KNOWN THIRST HE WILL NOT APPRECIATE WATER, THE MONEY KEEPS HIM FROM EVER KNOWING THE MOST ESSENTIAL PART'S OF BEING ALIVE, IF HE WAS ENSOULED IT WOULD BE TRAGIC BUT OH WELL LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He should definitely ban fishing tho
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 17/09/2026
Robert E Lee was the most overrated general in history. Woof. towardsdatascience.com/napoleon-was...
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Joe @joelastname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
reminded of something I stumbled on during covid
a side by side comparison of two essentially identical shots in John Ford's The Searchers and the Bugs Bunny cartoon Robot Rabbit, which came out three years BEFORE Ford's film. on the left is the famous shot of John Wayne as Ethan Edwards returning to the wilderness as seen from his reunited family's porch, on the right is Bugs Bunny in the exact same position. as far as I know this indication that John Ford plagiarized Bugs Bunny was discovered by myself.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The "unity" was the first 18 hours or so, when we were all in WTF IS HAPPENING mode, scared and confused. It was a Tuesday. By Thursday you knew that 50% of the people in your life were in "Let's Nuke 'Em" mode and were ready to sign away the entire Bill or Rights for a little vengeance.
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Lovecraft2026 @lovecraft2016.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We all hed to take the Oath o’ Dagon, an’ later on they was secon’ an’ third Oaths that some on us took…”
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 31/10/2025
Your chilly sneer Of cold command Your trunkless legs Upon the sand Once awed the Persian, Turk, And Damascene A pedastal Beside your smirk Proclaims “Look up, You lazy jerk! Behold the mighty work Of great Jolene.”
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/08/2026
the passionless homie: i don't care about any of this shit
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my strongly held beliefs is that Taco Bell should just replace all of their ground beef with TVP
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
little lamb
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Odysseus: our age of bronze is lowkey collapsing

Girl Odysseus: on god?
12:40 PM • Jul 31, 2026
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 26/08/2026
Apollo, do your thing
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Trying to flood my YouTube homepage with shit like this
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Execute me here
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phage @clubmoss.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not gonna apologize for slamming my car into your storefront. I won’t feel guilt or shame in a world where I lack free will. I didn’t choose for cars to be made, store walls to exist, or roads to have unpredictable turns. My actions are only reactions to the things outside of me. Not my fault
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
(your colon sending you a notification) Food™ is now Poop™
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@lovecraft2016.bsky.social Governor Michael “Wizard” Whatley
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
While you guzzled draughts of wine and cuts of roast meat, I studied the bow
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wouldn’t life be better?
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 29/07/2026
odyssey was good and a great time at the movies. the dialogue was unforgivably bad. it's like a first draft where you'd just write everything that was happening and then go back to make it good, but he never bothered with the second bit
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18/07/2026
[pooping furiously and watching ash fall from the sky] socialism just doesn’t lead to good outcomes
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 18/07/2026
Somebody Else (1938) by Edna Hyde McDonald I find myself keeping Small Fragments for you— A cluster of verses, A clipping or two. A ludicrous picture To hang in your den, A silly quotation To quote you again. The typewritten score Of an amateur play;— And then I remember And throw them away.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham has died after Iran war, which he'd hoped would fill the void within him, only made him recall a time when he knew these war fantasies, that had long papered over his emptiness, were lies. he wondered when he forgot. then SCHLORP and he was gone. except for his wiener, which a dog ate
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 26/11/2024
THE TALL TERRIBLE WOMEN 
by Lillith Lorraine  
Have you seen the tall terrible women 
Whose eyes are black pools of desire, 
Who chant their ineffable hymn in 
Weird tones of articulate fire? 
Whose song is the music of fountains 
On a star that died ages agone,
Who walk with the moon on the mountains 
And fade with the coming of dawn.
Whose shapes are as sinuous and flowing 
As the serpentine tendrils of night, 
Whose flesh is as pulsing and glowing 
As the amber quintessence of light. 
If you've clasped their lithe forms as they swim in
The tarns that your madness has crossed, 
If you've loved the tall, terrible women, 
You are lost, you are utterly lost!
NEKROMANTIKON (Summer 1950)
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
One sense of how skewed our political reality is comes as Mamdani says anodyne things that the GOP presidential nominees from 1976-2012 would have all agreed with, like “We should rely on due process for the burning of witches,” and everyone screams, “Leftist Commie! Red Commie!”
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Cannonball Adderall @echoloop.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
ALT: Zohran Mamdani Ms Rachel
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
[Kermit rising from the reflecting pool like Baron Harkonnen, dripping green goo, intensely sad] Hi-ho.
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Conan Quotes⚔️ @conanquotes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Those who have lied...and corrupted the earth. They shall all be cleansed.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Being the Plex Server owner should get you the same treatment as being like a D-Day veteran
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
A mammogram of God’s Tit
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the Haunter of the Mark @tokenidiot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Get your champagne ready for when he speaks at the July 4th 250 and melts from heatstroke!
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