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mistress von toasty

@toasty.cx
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Identity is malleable, knead yours theoretical degree in physics they/she & grey-ace/aro & non-binary 🏳️‍⚧️💊->💉 6/5/26 4️⃣

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 3m
there's Christmas shit in the JCPenney it is fucking OCTOBER I am going to destroy capitalism and Christianity
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 31m
youtu.be/DQrUuRPDbwo
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Mission Failed We'll Get Em Next Time - Call of Duty Sound Effect (HD)
YouTube video by Gaming Sound FX
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busty pixie demon @0xafaebabe.gay · 3h
luz the wizard with red clown nose and long red beard hair in a green robe and wizard hat, from bakshi's wizards 1977, pulling a pistol from the sleeve of his wizard robe with a speech balloon underneath
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 5h
namco should stop ignoring most of their audience and release allo combat
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 3h
is there a discount store with more unintentional raw sexuality in its name than poundland
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
YES
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
injections were definitely the right choice tho cuz damn is it nice to just do that once a week and not worry about taking pills every day, lol
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
17 week estrogen update: I almost forgot to do this cuz I have been poking at Ace Combat 8 all day Not much new though, I'm in the groove and things are changing and the mood remains stable and good, prolly gonna hit up the goodwill and see what I can find on the cheap that might fit for a bit
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夢喰い @yumekui03.bsky.social · 2h
おはようございもふ🐶 #コーギー #corgi #dog #犬 #どうでもいい写真部
森の中、根上がりした苔むした木のそばでなんとなくかっこつけて笑う三毛コーギー。
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
trans Dracula Flow be like "I choked the opp out with some programmer socks, the last thing they ever saw was the stripes on em"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
100% himalayan
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
"he him as fuck" lmao
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
BANDCAMP FRIDAY GO GET MUSIC 🫡
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
Some of us are working to reduce that even further 😎
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
One of my favorite little math goofs is that most people have an above average number of every body part because the folks who don't for whatever reason make the math work out funny
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2h
odd request, but do any of my followers have any good foundational neurochemistry textbook recommendations? i generally find myself coming at the subject from oblique angles and wonder if the narrative of a textbook might be a better backbone. not sure if i'd need to deeper fill its prereq though.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
HELL YEAH sometimes you gotta hit a couple bricks at once but that's fine we have more than one leg and more than one arm on average
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 3h
In the olden days if you hated someone you had to duel to the death because BPD hadn't been invented yet
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2h
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 2h
transition is the slow act of feeling comfortable in yourself
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
Sure there's still all the fascism but that's gonna be there anyway, you might as well do the captain America "no, YOU move" shit as your true self 🩵
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
can confirm 🫡 every day the strength to face the world increases and the fears about doing it calm down even more
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
We love a Stelly W day 🙏💪🫡
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
Either way I am 100% here for all of it 😂
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
I think I just liberated Toronto
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 2h
sometimes I think Project Aces naming him Cope was a Kojima level character naming decision
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 3h
RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING RAILGUN WARNING
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 3h
watching Katie talk to dog women must be the closest analogue to how the fremen saw paul atreides when he first arrived on arrakis
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 4h
TIL that this recurring TNG minor character was played by a stealth trans woman she’s in 43 episodes and several of the movies
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 3h
god Brent Spiner did such a fantastic job as Data though fr, that expression is ludicrous and perfect
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
at some point i realized sincerity was a superior way to exist compared to any alternative. vibrancy of heart over the prescriptiveness of those who don't allow themselves more.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 3h
I knew you were Truly Cultured 🙏
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
good news I did not get rug pulled by "a mission that seemed to be mostly ground based that became a "hey the elite fighter squadron is here now"" situation
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neilhardy999.bsky.social @neilhardy999.bsky.social · 5h
My 1995 Ducati 600ss passed its MOT today 😀
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
Oh no yeah that's a standard tactic with all stuff like this, mormons, evangelical street preachers, cult indoctrinations, all that shit You must be Isolated so that The Group is your only Safe Place
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
A-10 unlocked time to get shot the fuck down a lot 💪💪💪💪
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
This isn't a joke that shit rules lmao
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
I'm sorry soulsbornes I was not familiar with your game 👀
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
I love ace combat missions where I can't see shit cuz the sky is on fire from all the explosions from superweapons
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 5h
the darkest movie ever made is just referring to the color grading
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
I don't play soulslikes it just felt like a fun thing to say lmao
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 5h
Parry parry parry parry
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 6h
haha, yeah
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 6h
ah fuck that's less than optimal
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AyyTeeThreeDee 🔰🔞 @ayytee3d.art · 18h
started Ace Combat 8
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Spektra @sp3ktr4.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the Usean continent in Ace Combat every fucking day
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Kaizen Game Works @kaizengameworks.com · 13h
It's the Steam Autumn Sale! We're selling 100% human-made games that we poured our hearts and soul for a silly cheap price! 🤑 Paradise Killer is 75% off and Promise Mascot Agency is 40% until October 8th. Thanks for funding our next batch of shenanigans! 🫵💗 #SteamAutumnSale #SteamSale
Promise Mascot Agency key art for the Steam Autumn Sale 2026. The game is 40% off, down from £20.99 to £12.59 from the 1st October to the 8th October.Paradise Killer key art for the Steam Autumn Sale 2026. The game is 40% off, down from £16.75 to £4.18 from the 1st October to the 8th October.
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Chopemon @chopemon.bsky.social · 13h
Metroid Ravenous key art modified to say "Buy Promise Mascot Agency"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 7h
The Eagles sent me an email outta the blue that welcomed me to their fan insider program I cannot stress enough I did not sign up for this, don't live in Philly, and do not even watch the NFL That said I would die for my country Philadelphia GO BIRDS 🦅🦅🦅
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 7h
add more food it will help the excitement 🙏
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