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mistress von toasty

@toasty.cx
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Identity is malleable, knead yours theoretical degree in physics they/she & grey-ace/aro & non-binary 🏳️‍⚧️💊->💉 6/5/26 5️⃣

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 1h
just 4 u bb I pulled over on the highway
acura rlx sport hybrid gauge cluster showing 80085 miles implying boobs
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 9h
A friend sent me this so now I'm just thinking of Star Wars characters named after food
screenshot of a discord embed of a tweet from Jeremy Herbert (@ddayfilms) that reads:
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 10h
She looked reeeeeeal good at a 200mm focal length tho 😎
A 1990 CRX Si sitting in a grass field with a backdrop of an ugly chain link fence and trees beginning to turn for the autumn
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 06/10/2026
ugh too much drive
An Acura rlx gauge cluster showing 80,000 miles
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 05/10/2026
ayo @katie.bzky.team one of the NL mods is spreading the gospel of pghrt.diy 🙏🙏🙏 bless up
A screenshot of northernlion playing some salad sorting game with one of the moderators suggesting pghrt.diy in the chat
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 05/10/2026
my tastes are more... Esoteric
Honda Rune motorcycle in red
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 05/10/2026
i tracked down the sketch cuz I have literally never seen it since and lol how did this scare me as a kid this is ridiculous
a terminator cat based on toonces the driving cat called the tooncinator
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 04/10/2026
sometimes it be like this
Annie Clark of St. Vincent buried up to her chest while having been standing in a grave
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 04/10/2026
wings of peak time once again
two pictures of yoda with text, first where he is dying captioned "after staying up past 4am playing ace combat 8 putting in 12+ hours over the course of two days," the second one is him standing up and looking tired captioned "12:03 am... going back for more ace combat 8"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 04/10/2026
This is from her old merch site
The tactical sundress for $39.95
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/10/2026
hhhhhhehehehe
some low resolution thumbnails of yellow slacks, a hot pink button down shirt, and a white undershirt
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/10/2026
i can absolutely not do this shit on a mouse but here's a rough idea lol
some fucked up squiggly lines that are supposed to represent letters
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 03/10/2026
I saved up so much allowance to get one of these bad boys Feel like pure shit just want her back 😭😭😭
A Super Soaker CPS3200 water gun. It is yellow and purple with an orange 4 barreled nozzle, with the water reservoir being a separate backpack
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 02/10/2026
Jordan saying Eisenhower had a Hellcat possessed me with a madness and I made this the second I got home instead of doing my shot like normal
dwight d eisenhower in his cunty pose sitting on a bench in front of "his" hellcat as if it is some kind of boomer car show situation
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 02/10/2026
fashy youtuber sleep paralysis demons
Some bullshit ass garbage drawings of JonTron and Internet Historian from their stupid knockoff game grumps show they're trying to launch for some asinine reason
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/10/2026
Pull up I gotchu fam
A medium sized beer boot glass
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/10/2026
fuckign rude
a greyed out play button on steam for ace combat 8 with a "coming oct 1 2026" notification despite it being october the first, twenty twenty six
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/10/2026
"hey how's life" Oh you know
Big Challenges crocodile from the hello kitty universe
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 30/09/2026
Whatever they are I guess I've made it baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee Does this mean I can say I hope bad things happen and he can't see it or would that be a foolish thing to engage in (it would definitely be a foolish thing to engage in don't worry I'm only 30% stupid)
Me being blocked by the head of trust and safety
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 30/09/2026
listening to Rebecca Black's boiler room set now cuz why the hell not and I need to share this commentary and timeline with you all
A screenshot of the YouTube app, showing a still frame of Rebecca Black at a DJ table, with fans all around her. A man behind her is inhaling poppers. The screenshot includes a comment titled "the ballad of the pink demon twink" outlining this man's antics during the video, ranging from forcing himself up to the DJ stand, being caught on camera sniffing the poppers multiple times, offering Rebecca herself some poppers (the frame of video is immediately after he offers them to her and she says no), being talked to by staff, and ultimately being escorted out by security.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026
Don't wanna be yelled at? Do what everyone else has done and learn your history with us. Our people didn't survive the AIDS crisis making a quilt honoring our dead that weighs FIFTY FOUR TONS and wearing jackets like David Wojnarowicz's got in this photo for you to shun the leather folk.
A leather jacket worn by David Wojnarowicz in the 80s at an AIDS protest that reads "IF I DIE OF AIDS - FORGET BURIAL - JUST DROP MY BODY ON THE STEPS OF THE F.D.A." with a pink triangle behind the letters
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026
apples
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026
oh ho ho ho ho
ace combat 8 preloading so that i don't have to download it later
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 28/09/2026
My house is made of glass 🫡
Gamechanger Audio and Third Man Records limited edition white plasma coil pedal
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 28/09/2026
Like they put this big ass box in this little ass box who am I to argue with this level of power
A Roland RE-202 Space Echo tape delayA Boss RE-2 Space Echo pedal
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 28/09/2026
*bosswoman, naturally
A guy hanging out against the window of a skyscraper with the ground visible far below captioned "had to climb 148 storeys to witness the historic W bossman"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
I love putting sunglasses on different emoji in the emoji kitchen thingy
Cool Beans (bean emoji plus sunglasses face emoji)Cool Easter Island head with sunglassesCool turtle wearing sunglasses Radioactive glowing emoji with three eyes wearing three eye sunglasses which also implies some form of unseen double nose situation
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
how it feels to support your friends
The hug emoji bit one of the people is wearing sunglasses looking cool as hell
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
God the eliminator fucks
ZZ Top's 1933 Ford Coupe called The Eliminator on a canyon road stoppedZZ Top's 1933 Ford Coupe called The Eliminator with the band inside and near it showing off its suicide doors ZZ Top's 1933 Ford Coupe called The Eliminator in a museum garageZZ Top's 1933 Ford Coupe called The Eliminator in a parking lot or something with dramatic green lighting
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
i'll put it this way here is an excerpt of my amplifier pipe dream "if I ever find a whole lot of money somewhere" wishlist i have on sweetwater lol
a screenshot of a webpage showing a pair of amplifiers and speaker cabinets from mesa boogie and magnatone whose sounds i would describe as "that good good shit"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
enough of the ogre
always sunny "i've had enough of this dude" meme but instead of george washington it's john fetterman
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
this means something to a certain audience and I am NOT that audience
ella langley's boot stickin out of the back of a van with the tennessee plate "ICLYA"
her boot says tecovas and has what looks like that dumbass yellowstone show's logo on the heel
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
someone once called me a faggot because I thought Olivia Wilde was hot and he said she looked like a man Olivia Wilde! This woman! Insane! People, they are dumb as fucking hell
Olivia Wilde looking incredible as Quorra in Tron: Legacy in a high resolution screen capture from an open matte UHD blu ray rip because she deserves it
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/09/2026
The panel from watchmen where Ozymandias says he set off his plan 35 minutes ago
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
another round of goofass shoes have finally arrived 🫡
A pair of custom designed (by me) black denim high top chuck taylor all stars with flames all over em like some kind of hot rod
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
The Bloody Mary arms race is ever-accelerating and always disturbing
A bloody mary with just, an insane amount of food sticking out of it, including an entire italian sub sandwich, a whole pepperoni pizza, many pickles, a stack of onion rings, a stack of wings, a bag of french fries, a lime, and a second bloody mary
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
ok I'll do a real one now and a lil thread cuz I'm passionately dedicated to not doing any work today
A 9 games that shaped who I am list, showing all their box arts. They are as follows: Fallout: New Vegas, Super Mario Bros (NES), Goldeneye 007 (N64), Gran Turismo 2, Forza Motorsport 4, Super Mario World (SNES), Rush 2: Extreme Racing USA, Halo 2, and The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
Ok fine I'll do a silly one
An Asian woman wearing what appears to be a mid-thigh length T shirt that is black with red stripes and pink-to-black fading hexagon patterns that says "tactical sundress" in red across the chest. Below this says "The Tactical Sundress" for $39.95 because this was merchandise an idiot sex pest was actually trying to sell here.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
did anyone do this for the bit yet
The 9 games that shaped who I am but all 9 are Fallout: New Vegas
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
Oft-forgotten footnote to this story:
Bill Corbett telling known sex pest and shithead Adam Cerious "Hey Adam, guessing you still check this - I think you should remove Tom Servo as your pfp on this and any other social media.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
showing up to the job interview with this MF and getting hired instantly
A yeti tumbler with a "havana syndrome medical response unit" sticker on it, it has vaporwave aesthetics and a martini glass broadcasting radio waves from the olive's toothpick
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
Actually this made me wanna see something and
The volcano emoji 🌋 with the mind blown emoji 🤯 overlapped
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
I love dicking around with the emoji mashup thingy cuz idk what I would use this for but I kinda love it anyway
The mountainous landscape emoji 🏞️ but one of the mountains has the mind blown 🤯 emoji on top of it
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
Ok but if you had camo in these colors and the Irrationally Long Revolver it MIGHT be an *incredible* serve so don't back burner it just yet
Jack Nicholson Joker with his big ass long revolver he shot down Batman's fuckass jet with
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
I have enough supplies to do 3 injections and my active vial in there so that should be plenty for most situations
The case from before including the contents, which is enough syringes, needles, alcohol pads, spot bandaids, and a vial to do three injections
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
my tiny pelican case came in so I made sure there will be no question as to the contents of the box if there comes an emergency situation where I have to tell my mom to grab my HRT case 😂
A pelican 1020 micro case with stickers on it, including a holographic one that says HRT in the trans colors, the pride flag transit sticker from spacethey.gay, and a couple of warning sticker looking ones that are three Es
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
That's not even the right usage of the meme, this is the correct one!
some dude who might be hitman agent 47 holding a gun labeled "he/him" putting on a silencer that says "they/them" to imply the transphobic tactic of misgendering a trans woman as "they" instead of "she" because they know they can't get away with saying "he" like they really want to or it'll blow their cover as fascist pukestains
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 25/09/2026
pingu sitting in a chair with arms(wings?) crossed looking upset captioned  
"well now I am not doing it"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 24/09/2026
A helicopter in black and white with red text over it that says SKY SINNERS
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