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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

“Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk”

Screenshot of People Magazine featuring a picture of Queen Elizabeth smiling in a matching dress and hat and the headline:

Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words

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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Planet Fitness rules because you’ll always find at least one guy in cargo shorts discovering truly novel ways to injure themselves on machines that only move in one direction

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

please God, let me have just one cool quote like this that doesn’t end up haunting me for the rest of my life.

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh

November @postoctobrist
X.com
[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:

* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI: like a trillion bucks flushed down the toilet, everyone hates it, no actual utility, makes you dumb inhalants: cheap as fuck, people love 'em, makes you just as dumb but maybe you get a good story like "I huffed freon out of a garbage bag on top of the CVS"

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/09/2026

SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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The Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bluesky remains unbeaten

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's week 2

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

man they picked the perfect looking guy for this story

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

mozzarellahu akbar

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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time

Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]

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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before

POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
- FOR -
DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026

Imagine if, instead of regulating drones (which we did!), we instead decided to let drone companies self-regulate, and ALSO dedicated tons of money and time to "problems" like "what if, in 1000 years, hyper-intelligent dogs learn to fly drones into mailmen." This is what we are doing with AI.

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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At the end of the day, beyond the hatefulness, he's really just a spectacularly dumb guy. Like I'm not sure he's achieved object permanence yet. He has to be reminded which hole the food goes in. His internal monologue is the sound of one hand clapping. He calls electrical sockets "finger zappers."

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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No one gets a PhD in "what if the people in charge of the Pentagon are chud idiots and they collapse the world economy because caring about strategy is Woke and Gay". But that is (self-evidently) a far more likely thing to happen, simply because it only requires stupidity to accomplish.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Coaching equivalent of this meme

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I would enjoy a crossover that starts with them dining together and then, through a series of misadventures, each is forced to take up the opposite character's mystery. So Benoit Blanc has to batter his way through a bunch of redneck cops and Jack Reacher has to outsmart a murderous plutocrat.

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This sucks ass and you write for a shitty, slop website that stopped being relevant 10 years ago.

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Stopped in Salem, MA on a whim as it was a, seemingly, more interesting overnight spot on the drive home than like Hartford or whatever. I can earnestly say I’ve never hated a place as much and as quickly as I did Salem.

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.

Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

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Danny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Shedeur Sanders got named a Pro Bowler and the NFL said enough

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

only way this works is if McConaughey and Hudson return and the film is about their bitter divorce after years of marriage and the title is... [carries the 1, rounds up a little for production and filming] How To Lose A Guy In 9,010 Days

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

one thing i’ve been keeping to myself is that when people talk about automating their workflow i don’t know what that means

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

the government is executing neigh-sayers

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I do not like the Dr. Nick Riviera tone this carries

Quote from the AJC's Daniel Flick from Michael Penix Jr: saying his doctor told him "This is an amazing ACL. You should never have any more knee problems for the rest of your career."

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Philip K. Dickhead, Undead @beastmstrgeneral.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dobby tazed himself in the balls on January 6th

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My instagram For You Page is literally 90% sandwiches

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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The legend Robin Lopez

Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality

Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Highly usable post from last year

@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Me when someone comes into the bar 15 minutes before close

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Need to pick a bar to become a regular at once again. I feel the urge.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 31/07/2026

Roadbloc

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon

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titus anjohnicus @titusanjohnicus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I have never read The Odyssey and I don’t ~super~ care about “historical accuracy” and even I was taken aback by how week the screenplay was throughout. It was really pretty and interesting to look at, but was utterly without substance.

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