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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chris Fowler calls far too much college football to not know the positions of the officials. Doesn’t know ball.

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I understand the ref has to keep it clean

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@bubbaprog.xyz @cjzero.bsky.social PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE clip the penalty announcement for the UNS on Texas #1

Two games in a row, Arch the paste eater has committed an illegal forward pass foul. But yea, #1 pick material.

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Love that as soon as they showed him, the audio started going wonky (possibly as a result of his Secret Service comms)… literally everything this man touches turns to shit.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last Friday: 54-52 final, 38 flags. 3 ejections and a 3:44 total game time. Tonight; 60-0 final, 4 flags, 1:54 total game time. Texas HS football contains multitudes

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Flatonia, TX: Just drove past a street called Vyvjala… which sounds like someone was trying to name it “Pussy St” but respectfully… and also he was hammered drunk.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Breaking Bad, the show so forgettable it spawned an Emmy winning spinoff. Nobody disputes this.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Keep my fuckin name outta your mouth, dollar store Mike McCarthy.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not to brag but I just put some chopped/sautéed shallots into my pot of Velveeta Shells & Cheese. Doing huge things over here

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The LITCHRUL definition of Adverse Selection. These people are aggressively stupid.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Quick, someone ask him what potash is

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Spiritually, this ruling needs to be upheld. Treadwell went for more, fumbled, and lost it.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social what did you think of In The Grey? Felt like Ritchie got back into his bag for a solid heist movie.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Internal polling reduced to memes. Surely this is a winning strategy.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Honestly not even the best “quick trip” sounding gas station food in the country. QT is miles better.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone’s lost booster seat privileges. Back to the high chair for Kash

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Still driving the “Arch Sucks” bandwagon. Jump on, there’s plenty of room.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Love watching my Giants’ “disastrous” offense. Is that the word you used, @dennycarter.bsky.social? Disastrous?

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Need to know where he falls on the “SEC head coach” spectrum of redness @davidjroth.bsky.social

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

@dameshek.bsky.social can we get a uniformant ruling on Oregon/Okie St? I’m enamored.

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s gotta be like beer league for dogs that peaked in high school. Love to see them keeping the dream alive.

Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Harrelson & McConaughey (November 2025)

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Cora Neas @corabora.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

She transitioned?? Smh the world is going woke.

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Any trans Texans who want to comment about Talarico to KXAN, please hit my DMs

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Does any other referee flick their field mic off with as much panache as Adrian Hill? @footballzebras.com

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I remain convinced this is Will Ferrell doing an elaborate bit

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

That’s right. Gotta protect the sacred culture of <checks notes> meth use, child support evasion and shitty plastic surgery.

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<hides my face, mutters into my hand> The Pest

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Find me in the streets if I can’t get my CC

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

How many cases of Canadian club can one buy before someone gets suspicious? Asking for a friend

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the guy who died getting a penis enlargement at least needs to go open casket so I can see if it was worth it

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Inadvertent whistle in a NCAA FBS game!! @bubbaprog.xyz is there anywhere that shows the last time that happened? I can’t imagine it’s a common occurrence

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This man would’ve saved a ton words by just saying “I’ve never once woken up beside a woman”

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Byron 🇲🇽✡️ @byron2284.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching GameDay, and the fact that Pat calls his contest the “kicking is easy” just tells me he’s still intensely self-conscious about duffing it against Pitt. What say you, @spilly.bsky.social