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Tim McGovern

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there are ghosts everywhere
a doodle of some really rough silhouettes of some people staring at the reader accompanied by the text "there are ghosts everywhere and nobody really notices them because they look and sound like normal living people. They aren't pale, they don't glow, they aren't translucent.
Chances are, they don't even really know that they're dead. How would they? They look the same.
There might be a ghost next to you right now."
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
people who constantly exalt in the pain of other human beings, monetizing their cruelty and bathing in gold accented ivory tubs filled with the blood of the innocent: hey man you shouldn't say that to the chatbot
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t support AI companies banning people from hurting the feelings of AI but I do support BioWare banning players for cheating on Liara in Mass Effect because she’s your blue wife in STEM and you need to honor that relationship
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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Toothybj @toothybj.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alcohol abuse
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See you
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/10/2026
all the ai guys are automating talking to their wife and children so they can spend more time doing valuable work and then their work is spreadsheets. not even the useful ones
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this actually gets at what is at the root of a lot of this- these are people with creative dreams and no creative talent so they have turned their holy grail into the ability to vampire other ppls work into a thing they can take home to mommy and claim credit for
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/10/2026
this obviously isn't going to happen but if any neoliberal nation wants to go back to having an even moderately stable center-right capitalist society then they need to, at the bare minimum, start throwing every single tech ceo who doesn't understand who calls the shots in jail no questions asked
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart theonion.com/40-year-old-not-active…
40-Year-Old Not Active Enough To Realize Body Falling Apart
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and an army of flying monkeys
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to think it's bizarre that all our greatest artists these days are high-concept goofballs who are also capable of deeply profound poetry, but I guess that's the way it's always been
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
California Democrats have been exposed as actively pushing for the Paramount-Warner Bros merger. With the new company giving David Ellison a $150 million bonus while firing Warner Bros' hitmakers, those Dems must own whatever happens next, writes Harold Meyerson. prospect.org/2026/10/08/d...
prospect.org
The Democrats Who Let Trump’s Oligarchs Buy Hollywood - The American Prospect
The Ellisons enlisted a host of Democratic notables to undercut the proposed merger’s opponents.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts theonion.com/conversation-about-non…
Conversation About Non-Monogamy Chock-Full Of Animal Facts
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thing you have to account for with stories like this is that the people who are loudest about needing more money for TV ads are the consultants who do media placement and therefore get rich when there's more money for TV ads. www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
politico.com
Democrats spy a red-state opening. There may not be enough cash for it.
As the Senate map pushes into deep-red states, Democrats worry their money won’t reach far enough to make some of them legitimate battlegrounds.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI is not intended to 'work' or 'increase productivity' or 'streamline coding' or whatever the fuck. It is intended to discipline, deskill, and devaluate labor first, and a way to generate more financialized capital and keep it out of the tax system
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 07/10/2026
sometimes i feel like people understand that the war on drugs is a failure across every front (# of drugs in country, # of drug users, utility of spending, millions dead, millions incarcerated, etc), but don't internalize that it necessitates entirely rethinking societal relationship to substances.
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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I haven’t been able to engage much with worries about the future since i unknowingly joined the permanent underclass in 2021 by not buying a home
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stephen King: so as i was saying, salem's lot King: everyone in salem's lot is excited because a writer is coming to town King: everyone is so excited because he's so cool and awesome King: i mean, a writer is like a real life super hero Poe: yeah that scans Barker: no lies detected
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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RobotLyra, Single and Silly @robotlyra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This whole thread is illuminating, and it explains the phenomenon I experienced a few years ago when I was preparing to move, and I was presented with mostly apartments that were being treated not as places to live in, but more like dorms to sleep in for 8 hours between job shifts
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 07/10/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I had Princess Di killed"
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
M.C. Escher, Other World, 1947.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 06/10/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my thoughtful and nuanced opinions re:cornell 7
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lot of “THIS JOB WILL BE DISPLACED BY AI” stuff doesn’t answer the question of “who has legal liability if a mistake is made?” Google is gonna be liable? OpenAI? If that’s your answer then yeah but a lot of human industry is buttressed by “who gets sued” when a mistake is made.
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404 Media @404media.co · 06/10/2026
Senator Bernie Sanders, Representative Ocasio-Cortez, and Senator Jeff Merkley introduced the Ban Flock Act on Friday, which would stop federal agencies from using automatic license plate readers.
404media.co
Lawmakers Introduce Multiple Laws to Curb Flock After 404 Media Coverage
Senator Bernie Sanders, Representative Ocasio-Cortez, and Senator Jeff Merkley introduced the Ban Flock Act on Friday, which would stop federal agencies from using automatic license plate readers.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.worldpoliticsreview.com/super-el-nin...
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The ‘Super El Niño’ Is Testing the Limits of the Global Food System
On the whole, agricultural systems have so far proven resilient to changing weather patterns. But the severe El Niño is arriving at a sensitive time.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
screencap of an old electric football game. the player icons are scattered on the field as is one of the goalposts
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
A PSA style comic
Big text at the top says
Is your house overrun with singing, dancing skeletons?
Call 1-888-SKELETON today"

In the center, there's a concerned looking person holding a phone while skeletons that look sort of like the skeletons from the Silly Symphonies cartoon The Skeleton Dance dance in the background.
The person says to the phone
"is this 1-888-skeleton?"
"Yes, we have skeleton," comes the reply.
"I don't understand- do you get rid of the skeletons or bring more skeletons?"
"Yes," says the operator.
"What? D... D... Damnit," says the caller.

Big text at the bottom says "operators are standing by! Call now!"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞
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