iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 13/10/2026

80s Punk Guy: [shouting into a speek-and-spell mic] IF YOU DO DRUGS YOU'RE A FAGGOT JUNKIES ARE GAY SO I STAB THEM *says the n word 3 times to "make a point"* Same Guy 40 Years Later: [playing a stadium, standing in front of the wikipedia page for transgender, crying] You Girls Are All So Strong,

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

at the beginning of every Smashing Pumpkins concert the singer should yell “Welcome to the patch!” someone tell him

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

finding out that Frost/Nixon was not a snowman wrestling thing and throwing my phone across the room

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

diligently tracking the social media output of various insane people so I can log on to wonders like "birthday photo dump of a visibly beleaguered best friend with the caption 'you're stuck with me!'"

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

whoa Sirius XM just got a major upgrade!!! loving these changes!!

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

servers who can take a giant order without writing anything down should still write it down because that shit is stressing me out

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

brands can only achieve a true brand identity unless they collab. which is why brand solidarity begins in the collab-space. this is from marx, he had a great brand. he collabed with engels.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think I like all Canadians because Neil Young is so great. “But Mike he’s just one Canadian, can you really like the whole bunch?” Well you see, I have come to believe every Canadian has a little Neil Young in them

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NAME: Cube Eubanks DOB: Yes, please! CAUSE OF DEATH: Drone strike (household drone flew directly into his face and he died)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

taylor swift attending the chiefs game is proof that music is here to stay

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

thought of a sketch where someone calls their wife and kids from a hijacked plane on 9-11 but they all yell at him about how the minutes are so goddamn expensive until impact

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Man I’m so glad I wasn’t alive when John Philip Sousa was dropping all those bullshit marches. Having to feign interest whenever people were like “Yo did you hear the new John Philip Sousa march??” Yeah man it sounds exactly like all the other marches. Amazing stuff.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"all due respect" is a good phrase because hey, you might be due 0 respect, buddy. goose egg. zilch.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hey man cool story but you said you're from Massachusetts what town sorry hang on, what town yeah totally will let you finish but what town what town what town

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Blueberry recall? Yeah I recall how much I love eating blueberries

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

just got kicked out TONY (2026) because I was so enraged by their misrepresentation of Tony Soprano's life

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I bet superman also changed clothes in porta potties but that's not what the media shows you

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

i had a really good social outing today except when i spilled a whole entire scoop of strawberry ice cream onto my baby sailor suit, the stress of which caused me to “make”

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

group chats can be toxic and annoying but they're a great way to figure out who has an actual job

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 11/07/2026

i don't respect england. (looking at the timeline and finding out there is world cup soccer on) i don't respect england.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

the reason people are returning to faith is pretty simple: weird poetry written by people who are going insane in the desert kicks ass. it just simply rules.

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

when it comes to the jaylen brown trade, love it or hate it, i definitely prefer to hate it

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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

a lot of podcasts will say that the Supreme Court sucks but we’re the only one that’s really about it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Fired from SportsCenter for refusing to stop workshopping my blocked shot phrase, "Sir, this is a Wemby's!"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

babies have way too much power in our society. i just heard of a grandmother who's called "GooGoo". disgraceful.

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i can really imagine coach mcgirk saying "It's a tool, Brendan." then having full blown ai psychosis later in the episode

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

nothing better than a title like "When Harry Met Sally" because we already know what it's about

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

unless you live in new york you have no idea what it's like to follow a sports team

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

that european thing where they spit but no spit comes out is dumb as hell. there should be spit when you spit.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

a parody of "Once In A Lifetime" but the only change is the main line becomes "Once In A While"

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

hooters is a family restaurant now and buffalo wild wings needs to respond with sexy buffalo waitresses

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Sorry for posting, but I can’t be the only one who thinks Mommy is being painfully condescending when she “checks the closet for monsters” before turning off the light. They come in through the back of the closet when it’s dark. They don’t just wait around in there all day.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Burger King is full of shit if they don’t go all the way and behead the king

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling.

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I was radicalized by Blue's Clues but then I got radicalized in the other direction by Clifford The Big Red Dog. This all happened last year.

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

georgie getting murdered by IT the clown went really hard and I thought it was cool shoutout to stephen king!!

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

a fun thing is throwing the word "hygiene" after some other word and using it to launch an attack at someone. "your bus hygiene sucks, dude. it's absolute dogshit."

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thoyotathon @thomcrowley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

shoutout to Gen Xers who hit that point in their creative career when they proudly announce, with a gravity befitting the moon landing, that they will be making some tee shirts

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

fundamentally unjust in their founding, always playing the victim, claiming underdog status despite their materially dominant position - sorry but they might be cooking with this one

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

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