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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 5h

Selling the US for parts like a used car salesman.

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Tony @tonycrisler17.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This is a factual statement of me.

A skeleton surrounded by a dog, cat, opossum & crow.

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 14h

2027: u.s. invents triarrhea

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 6h

A pound of ground beef and a gallon of gasoline both cost more than you earn working an hour at the federal minimum wage. Vote these assholes out.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every band in the seventies had a Brian and a John

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 16h

You know this dude went hard on some cafeteria whole milk

A passion for sitting sideways against the window on the bus

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did you notice how there was no September this year?

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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 19h

JFK, JR enjoying Jackies Rose Garden. It's all gone.

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This, or Funny Girl, I forget which I bought first. I had recently discovered Barbra lol

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

spirit halloween is actually a type of invasive fungus.

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Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If my friends told me they were gang raping someone, jesus fucking christ I don’t have friends like that and if I did I’d have no choice but to run into traffic.

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was very offline yesterday and I had to figure out what this was about. Damn, they are so dumb.

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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let me make this crystal clear. Jane Doe should NEVER be publicly identified. We don't want her name. We don't need her name. We want the names of the 57 "men" who were complicit. Post Anything Here: InteractInk.com

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The Mighty OCD @mightyocd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They are robbing us fucking blind.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MAGA gets STUNNED on Monday Night Football! The Chicago Bears had a mariachi band play the national anthem before tonight's Monday Night Football game against the Eagles, and the MAGA cult is melting down.

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hahaha I’ve started mixing up Sam Altman with Sam Walton and actually don’t correct me, I love this for them both.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/09/2026

do these posts make me look like i have eldest daughter syndrome?

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When does Rod Serling come out to explain that this is just a parable about Hell?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026

Roald Dahl (high as hell, staring at a chocolate bar in one hand) : Wait. I just thought of one... *looks at the peach in his other hand* ... no, TWO book ideas

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s a behavioral sheet they give at every well visit to the pediatrician. Just a photocopied list of questions screening for ADHD, autism, etc. TIL that piece of paper costs $14. And I learned that bc insurance is only willing to pay half. Love it. Love this system. It’s great.

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love candy corn and I’m not afraid to say it, god dammit

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All these writers and educators worried about Pangram being unreliable and here I am worried kids will start writing like AI even when they aren’t writing with AI

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Stop buying stuff from Amazon. That’s our only power right now. Use it.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve given this a great deal of thought and I think the funniest option would be to simply pretend I have never heard of the New York Times

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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2023

one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking back, Sesame Street had a big hand in raising me, and I appreciate that show so much.

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Elmo DJing with Friends on Sesame Street

Alt: Sesame Street cast dancing

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026

MS NOW: "Breaking as we speak -- MS NOW and CNN have just been blocked from attending yet another White House event ... I was told to reach out to Steven Cheung"

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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 24/09/2026

The idea that everything should be a computer is one of the worst ideas people have ever had arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

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Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges

So absurd and embarrassing ..."

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026

Democratic Candidate for Ohio's 9th Congressional District Marcy Kaptur announces in an ad that she "voted with Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of our schools." It's one of the most hateful anti-trans ads ever released by a Dem. Subscribe to support our journalism.

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Dem. Ohio Candidate Marcy Kaptur Releases Ad: “I Voted With Republicans To Keep Transgender Ideology Out Of Schools”

She also said in the ad, “let me be clear, boys should not play girls sports.”

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

im getting really tired of everything being bad bc like 12 ppl can't fill the hole in their hearts despite being billionaires

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Follow me for more health tips. Good morning! 🩷

A bunch of candy corn. Text says my body functions at its highest level when I am eating fresh in season produce

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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Warrior Princess ⬇️

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Ben Holt 🇨🇦 @beanjammin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Your rights are only as secure as their rights. No matter who you are. No matter who they are.

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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 20/09/2026

He's calling it planned since the Civil War era like anyone alive today asked for this. Nobody in 1865 sketched out sniper nests and drone bays. He wants his name on a fortress and he's backdating the idea a century and a half to make it sound inevitable instead of insane.

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Trump Reveals Bonkers Militarized Vision for His Arch in Morning Post

The proposed “Arch de Trump” just got even wilder.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Alert ⚠️ An ICE officer shot 28-year-old Wilber Rafael Garces Perez in North Austin today after a traffic stop. He was shot in the torso and hospitalized in serious but stable condition. His attorney says Perez, a Venezuelan national, entered the U.S. legally and had a valid work permit.

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