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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
GOT MILK?
ian holm as ash in alien, his disembodied head sits on a table and a white milky substance is all over his face, and ash's body can be seen in the background
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 29/09/2026
you want to know what's terrifying? ffmpeg is actually a critical part of the transporter software stack in star trek.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
choose your Produce fighter:
tomatoes with powerful names
Big Boy
Beefmaster
Bush Goliath
Bradley

below, someone has sketched them all as anthropomorphized beefcakes.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uh oh indeed. I've got a bad feeling about this.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
John Mulaney is some great casting. I just hope he can pull off the dopey slapstick. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Get Smart Reboot: John Mulaney in Talks to Star in Warner Bros. Movie
Seth Grahame-Smith is writing the screenplay for the feature based on the 1960s series from Mel Brooks and Buck Henry.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I like that the premise of this movie is, "this guy was absolutely certain that nobody could play this part but him, and he was right" but they've got a different guy playing the guy who was unique and irreplaceable.
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‘I Play Rocky’: Amazon MGM Releases First-Look Pic Of Anthony Ippolito As Sylvester Stallone
The photo features Anthony Ippolito as a young Sylvester Stallone in a film which follows the actor before he became a mega star.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
are the brexit hostile
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
maybe the camera just did that.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is not natural, a cheesecake only acts this way when it's in distress and cracks.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP The Monoculture 1975 - 2025
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Robert Peak #1984 h1.nu/1C1DF
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's only just occurred to me that we are the only nerds since March 1962 to live in an age where there is no Doctor Who or Star Trek currently in production.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am kind of shocked no one did this as a commercial back in the day youtu.be/NyZvU41phqA
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animations for blank vhs covers (16:9)
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Be like I95
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Brad! @bradwinters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed in the Burbank scalding hot torture chair?
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Picard management tip: When a crew member's behavior changes significantly, inquire and investigate. It could be important.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/08/2026
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Proof you've been too on-line for too long, legal edition: If you read this headline before looking at the picture, and your first thought didn't involve the Catholic Church.
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 10/05/2026
1890s mom calling every deck of playing cards a Nintendo
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Shabb@Con @shabbatcon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shabb@Con prep is in full swing getting ready for you all! Find us Friday night and Saturday in room G103 at the Tuscany. We're pretty easy to spot on the patio entrance from the side of the pool area.
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Rachel Tobac @racheltobac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The new “⚠️Seems like AI slop” button on LinkedIn is sending me into orbit lmao
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 27/07/2026
They had better have chosen ACDC for the Australian emergency alert tone
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Blank VHS covers were kinda beautiful youtu.be/e9DfSCk-6Ko
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blank vhs covers were kinda beautiful
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 25/07/2026
Kalshi claims the trailer is “defamatory” and contains “both fabricated documents and false and misleading statements.”
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Kalshi demands Netflix take down trailer for ‘Prediction Games’ documentary | TechCrunch
Kalshi claims the trailer is “defamatory” and contains “both fabricated documents and false and misleading statements.”
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Mickey Mouse Introduction to Self Defense (Series, 1997 - 1998)
a student passes Mickey Mouse's self defense course using Roshambo Technique, text reads "That's My Purse, I Don't Know You"
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CSS by T. Afif @css-only.dev · 21/07/2026
💡 CSS Tip! Creating ASCII art is cool, but making it responsive is better! 🤩 css-tip.com/ascii-art/ Now it's possible using the new text-fit property. A simple code and you are done.
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Shabb@Con @shabbatcon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We've updated our list of kosher eateries in Las Vegas. Each listing also has links to delivery services for that restaurant when available. Check it out and make sure you don't go hungry. shabbatcon.com/vegasfood.html
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Homer Simpson Dreams of Food
ALT: Homer Simpson Dreams of Food
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Carcinisation theory of social media platforms: All messaging or posting platforms will over time evolve to offer the same set of features
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apple fanboys are really similar to Disney adults. So it actually makes a lot of sense that the two considered merging. 9to5mac.com/2026/06/23/a...
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Apple and Disney had conversations about merging, says Bob Iger - 9to5Mac
In a new Financial Times profile, former Disney CEO Bob Iger reveals that Apple and Disney had formal conversations about merging.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Soft touch coatings on electronic devices should be illegal. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The 1999 sitcom Thanks, about a Puritan family making their life in the New World. CBS burned off the six produced episodes in August of 1999 as a reminder that you should be outside doing literally anything else.
The cast of Thanks, which included Jim Rash (in the back) and Cloris Leachman (front right).
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Good news everyone! youtu.be/VKx5UZsX9jw
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Hannah Montana Linux Is Back
YouTube video by Noah Cagle
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/06/2026
Thou shalt not give Taylor Swift credit for that last Knicks win when it was clearly all thanks to The RZA, the GZA, Inspectah Deck Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man. Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck wit.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades youtu.be/z3pV6FHvcgM
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VibeOS - Fully Hallucinated Operating System
YouTube video by Zev.3R
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Zoz @mrzozelow.xyz · 02/06/2026
In the age of tech companies consistently doing shitty things, this is genuinely cool and a smart solution to stopping Scammers with RCS (meaning it's encrypted and private too)!
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Master of Puppets in the N64 soundfont. I simultaneously love and hate this. youtu.be/bXP29pDpOak Crossposted with @openvibe.social
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Metallica's Master of Puppets but in the Mario 64 Soundfont
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
So anyway, I started blasting
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
short backed chairs
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HushCon @hushcon.com · 28/05/2026
Say hello to our mascot for HushCon New York this year. He's looking forward to seeing you all next week. Be there or be square.
Rat in a jacket standing next to a Commodore PET
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Irish Talking Heads cover band Seamus It Ever Was
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This @mcsweeneys.net piece is simply brilliant.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How to hack like a pro! youtu.be/eHXhDmfWKU8
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Nintendo 64 (N64) GameShark Pro - How To Hack Like A Pro (VHS)
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