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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good news everyone! Moore's Law isn't just dead, we've started reversing it. www.engadget.com/2282431/inte...
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Intel is reportedly launching new CPUs on old sockets that support DDR4 memory - Engadget
If you guessed the RAMpocalypse is involved...
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Phrack Zine @phrack.org · 06/10/2026
One more Phrack 73 leak for you! Blueboxing Myths and Feelings: a nostalgic dive into phone phreaking’s golden age. archives.phrack.org/dl/73/bluebo... by @hackerschoice.bsky.social and @gamma
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is America. We use NTSC, not SeCAM.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pairs perfectly with their old popcorn bucket
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wayne's World (1992)
70s Stephen King/Kubrick Horror style Waynes World poster

THE SCHWING

a masterpiece of 90s catchphrases

Credit block at bottom ov various catchphrases from the film. i aint putting them all here. you know em or you dont
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 01/10/2026
AirTags make that noise "because you cannot make a tracker that does not alert a thief without also making ... a tool for stalking,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sixcolors.com. “I think these people have, in fact, considered the implications and decided that they don’t care.”
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Silencing AirTags enables stalkers and domestic violence
ElevationLab has released an AirTag product I find appalling, and I strongly urge they immediately withdraw it from sale and recall all inventory. The AirTag Silencer is a simple device: remove the…
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
GOT MILK?
ian holm as ash in alien, his disembodied head sits on a table and a white milky substance is all over his face, and ash's body can be seen in the background
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 29/09/2026
you want to know what's terrifying? ffmpeg is actually a critical part of the transporter software stack in star trek.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
choose your Produce fighter:
tomatoes with powerful names
Big Boy
Beefmaster
Bush Goliath
Bradley

below, someone has sketched them all as anthropomorphized beefcakes.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uh oh indeed. I've got a bad feeling about this.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We could be lucky and get a Toxic Avenger
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
John Mulaney is some great casting. I just hope he can pull off the dopey slapstick. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Get Smart Reboot: John Mulaney in Talks to Star in Warner Bros. Movie
Seth Grahame-Smith is writing the screenplay for the feature based on the 1960s series from Mel Brooks and Buck Henry.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I like that the premise of this movie is, "this guy was absolutely certain that nobody could play this part but him, and he was right" but they've got a different guy playing the guy who was unique and irreplaceable.
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‘I Play Rocky’: Amazon MGM Releases First-Look Pic Of Anthony Ippolito As Sylvester Stallone
The photo features Anthony Ippolito as a young Sylvester Stallone in a film which follows the actor before he became a mega star.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sony with that much SDI, I'd bet it was designed for enterprise use.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samsung, This is the second phaser you've sent me that exploded during shipping. If you wish to kill me, you will have to try harder. Worf
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
are the brexit hostile
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
maybe the camera just did that.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm waiting for some company to implement the Voight Kampf test to screen applicants
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I guess the prompt? "You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm."
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Found it earlier today bigbeaverenergy.com/products/i-a...
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I am a low budget weirdo shirt – Big Beaver Energy
It's not just a fashion statement - it's a conversation starter!  It says, I am a low budget weirdo with dangerous toys and weaponized autism
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Inside of us there are two wolves. One voids warranties, the other...
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is not natural, a cheesecake only acts this way when it's in distress and cracks.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP The Monoculture 1975 - 2025
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Robert Peak #1984 h1.nu/1C1DF
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's only just occurred to me that we are the only nerds since March 1962 to live in an age where there is no Doctor Who or Star Trek currently in production.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am kind of shocked no one did this as a commercial back in the day youtu.be/NyZvU41phqA
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animations for blank vhs covers (16:9)
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Be like I95
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Brad (spooky) @bradwinters.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed in the Burbank scalding hot torture chair?
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If the goal is to reverse Moore's Law they are doing a pretty good job of it.
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Picard management tip: When a crew member's behavior changes significantly, inquire and investigate. It could be important.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/08/2026
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Proof you've been too on-line for too long, legal edition: If you read this headline before looking at the picture, and your first thought didn't involve the Catholic Church.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 10/05/2026
1890s mom calling every deck of playing cards a Nintendo
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Shabb@Con @shabbatcon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shabb@Con prep is in full swing getting ready for you all! Find us Friday night and Saturday in room G103 at the Tuscany. We're pretty easy to spot on the patio entrance from the side of the pool area.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes Sir. I'll be out there for the whole week.
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Rachel Tobac @racheltobac.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The new “⚠️Seems like AI slop” button on LinkedIn is sending me into orbit lmao
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's a dry heat, just like an oven
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A prize you say?! Color me interested.
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@textfiles.com the DVD for UHF did that a couple times when you watched the movie with commentary turned on. It's never announced or acknowledged, making the gag even better.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 27/07/2026
what's a good post to misinterpret and get mad about for beginners
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 27/07/2026
They had better have chosen ACDC for the Australian emergency alert tone
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SPAM @therealspam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Blank VHS covers were kinda beautiful youtu.be/e9DfSCk-6Ko
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blank vhs covers were kinda beautiful
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 25/07/2026
Kalshi claims the trailer is “defamatory” and contains “both fabricated documents and false and misleading statements.”
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Kalshi demands Netflix take down trailer for ‘Prediction Games’ documentary | TechCrunch
Kalshi claims the trailer is “defamatory” and contains “both fabricated documents and false and misleading statements.”
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Mickey Mouse Introduction to Self Defense (Series, 1997 - 1998)
a student passes Mickey Mouse's self defense course using Roshambo Technique, text reads "That's My Purse, I Don't Know You"
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CSS by T. Afif @css-only.dev · 21/07/2026
💡 CSS Tip! Creating ASCII art is cool, but making it responsive is better! 🤩 css-tip.com/ascii-art/ Now it's possible using the new text-fit property. A simple code and you are done.
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