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@theparadigm.bsky.social
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Rise up. He/Him plant guy 🪴🌵 Banner: “Landscape of Thorns” by Michael Brill and Safdar Abidi

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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru
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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
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patrick edell @patrickedell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
visions of violence
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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peony onlyfangs @onlyf4ngs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beastie Boys JOI
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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you gotta fight for your right (to crank hog)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
It's Silent Hill James skateboarding while holding his wife
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@bakoon.bsky.social these ominous gumby trees remind me of something you'd shoot idk why
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reminder if you are not neurotypical do not say big mood
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You gotta stop mainlining melatonin my dude
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I heard the X-files theme come on I’d get so scared I’d puke.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
monday comin'
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So true bestie Been looking for months
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A grainy red and green drawing of a skeletal figure in agony. He’s plunged a sword through his abdomen, he’s gripping it with one hand, screaming. His other hands holds flesh that is coming loose from his body.
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah dude
a woodcut sign of a standing guy holding a tankard of ale and a long pipe in the other hand, with a little dog looking up at him

around the bottom it says WHO'LL SMOAK WITH EY MAN IN EY MOON
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patrick edell @patrickedell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
born2 run oil on panel 16"x16"
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 02/10/2026
Just finished this new piece from Zach Cregger's 'Resident Evil'
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you posting this now because of the dune penis thats going around lmao
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn.
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That rap aged me like the beach that makes you old
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who do you think is on the most hall passes across genders? Is it Gillian Anderson?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn. My life got hands.
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the game GTFO theres an item called C-Foam and you can bet when I C-Foam I eat it and my friends definitely never tire of this specific brainworm
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
enamel pins are restocked <3
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brushing up on my CSS to browse SA more efficiently
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't touch my mango
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Semele (2025), by Jannik Senium
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Different songs for different pricepoints?
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will emerge victorious from my life. I will defeat it.
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A normal man @griffin173.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rocking up to the interview with a refreshment
Bloody Mary with a bunch of shit on top. Burger, hot dog, onion rings, etc
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Regretski
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 01/02/2026
Frantically texting Woody Allen "Louis Ck now accused" (Epstein paces his apartment for almost ten minutes waiting for a response. None comes. He reaches out again) His pnis?\
Epstein iMessage screenshots both from Jeffrey to Woody Allen, sent 9 minutes apart
1. Louis. Ck. Now accused
2. His pnis?\
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!paradigm! @theparadigm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fooled by metal pipe.mp3
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
cowcore
I done told ya varmints already!
I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m
cowcore! It uses the themes of
cowboy in a modern context, ya
puckered buzzards!
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
just in case you weren’t initiated into the cult yet heres one of the greatest song/video combos ever made m.youtube.com/watch?v=er41...
m.youtube.com
† Carpenter Brut † TURBO KILLER † Directed by Seth Ickerman † Official Video †
YouTube video by Carpenter Brut
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