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The Pangolin

@thepangolin.bsky.social
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Astrophysics student. Ultra-nerd. ✨️ADHD gremlin✨️. Photographer. Musician (Violin, Piano, Ukulele). Shitpost enjoyer.

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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell's fire aint hot enough for that bastard
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 08/10/2026
i do not have to go to bed i am a sovereign citizen
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“AGAIN”
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me: “the world really needs laughter at a time like this” The world: “no, we need water, food, shelter…” Me: “Here’s my impression of jar jar binks giving a sloppy blowjob: ‘EXQUEEEEEZE ME’ *obloblobloblob*”
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 08/10/2026
i’ll biberty your liberty iykwim
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Roses are redde Violettes are blue Narratyves of inevitable acceptance of technologye Are an ideological tool
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big fan of those large cylindrical fur hats. No idea how I was not made aware of these before. Happy Sukkot friends!
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fem lesbians who punch me in the face have the biggest cocks
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So many sexual assaults could be stopped if men had the courage at the locker room talk phase (on or offline) of just telling their boys “that’s fucked up, dude. You should show some respect for women.”
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
EXACTLY! JUSTICE IS NOT A VALUE, IT IS AN ACTION.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Black text on a white that says the following:

The allegations in the Cornell sexual assault case are deeply disturbing and gut-wrenching. Cornell University has failed this survivor.

I fully support Governor Hochul's decision to name Attorney General James as special prosecutor in this case and look forward to the complete and extensive investigation that is to come. 

Accountability and justice cannot simply be values, they must also be delivered.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 29/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love fan art
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
women kissing
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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Drex @drex.dev · 23/09/2026
Comparing these two ideas as if they are equivalent ignores the specific histories of how they came to be. It's especially harmful to use ai imagery that's placed these words in the hands of a black woman. Please look into the ideas you promote.
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Drex @drex.dev · 23/09/2026
Black people have had that history stolen from them! Black pride makes sense because black folks have been forced into a single group based on skin color. So having pride based on that forced grouping makes sense. Black folks would love to know their history but often can't.
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Drex @drex.dev · 23/09/2026
This is a fucked sentiment. Whiteness (the idea that white people share a culture and a history) is a false, racialist idea. White people come from diverse cultures and places and the people who want to erase those heritages with whiteness are racists.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
receding further and further into my hooded sweatshirt until all my responsibilities are a single point of light in the far distance
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 23/09/2026
how about you take a long bounce on a short dick buddy
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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The Canary @thecanaryuk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NFL player wears murdered Gaza children's names despite fines NFL star Azeez Al-Shaair told ESPN he cares about "humanity" and wants Americans to understand their taxes help fund the war in Palestine By @skwawkbox.org
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NFL player fined for wearing murdered Gaza child's name during game
NFL star Azeez Al-Shaair told ESPN he cares about "humanity" and wants Americans to understand their taxes help fund the war in Palestine
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 23/09/2026
sissy hypno in one ear and de-sissy hypno in the other
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
Anyway
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How is there not a single image of bro where he is not smiling? What a lad
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a 𝘣𝘪𝘨 woman lover and a big 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 lover but also a big woman 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 you feel me
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Who Asked? Among Us Meme
Alt: Among Us intro screen which usually displays the number of imposters in the game but instead here says "That's Crazy, There are 0 People who asked"
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👻spOOokika👻 @the17thqueen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hustle culture is self hate
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'woe & hope' Accessorize wyth a scarf.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 22/09/2026
istg every time i need to touch windows its some new bullshit
login screen

your password has expired and must be changedaccess is denied
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
If my game gets popular enough that chuds review bomb it for being woke, I'll make it so every character gets a randomly generated pronoun. Not one for each character, one each time they speak. They gonna be so gender fluid their gender changes mid sentence.
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somewhere, a grown ass adult is very angry about this
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
that's right
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RadiantHostility (he/him) @radianthostility.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I yelled at the "AI" order taking bot and I guess the women working heard me and I try really hard not to be Angry Man and like... Like... Like... Fuck. This all sucks and it's so mean and ugly and small. I'm. I'm tired of losing my temper at an algorithm. I'm tired of... living in this society
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"semen retention aura"
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Americans will literally do anything but ride a bike
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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The Pangolin @thepangolin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We need to start beating people with hammers for stuff like this.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dave Matthews from the Dave Matthew's Band holds two signs during his concert reading “stop killing children” and “stop the genocide” in solidarity with Palestine
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